Modern Warfare 3 Fan Fends Off Really Stupid Thief

Beautiful End

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Morales: "Fudge! My plan was foiled! And now I have no gun! Damn, I guess...I should go back and get in line, after all. I mean, what else can I do?"

Watch people blame this on CoD's or FPS's influence over people or something.
 

Danpascooch

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Rawne1980 said:
"A-ha I have a bullet in the chamber to shoot you with but incase you missed it the first time allow me to cock my pistol again just for good measure".

The safest bet would have been to engage him in a 2 minute conversation until he racked all the rounds out of his gun .... then laugh at him as you beat him with a copy of MW3.

Perhaps it's best if he avoids multiplayer if he struggles with guns that much.

I love stupid people.
This post is pure genius, and I agree, that would have earned him a place in the Hall of Hilarity forever.
 

Ulquiorra4sama

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Even with this sort of community, people still think it's weird i don't play CoD...

They're gamer psychos! I can't think of any other sort of gamer that would either kill for, or get killed for their favorite game.

At least this guy realized the stupidity afterwards, i could buy his story if he said the shock of human ridiculousness was what clouded his mind so he couldn't think straight and acted in the heat of the moment.
 

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Fappy said:
I'll admit, if Gamestop ran out of copies of Skyrim I'd probably stop someone in the middle o f the road and demand their copy... at sword-point.
and then sir I would duel you till death or just run you over
 

Jedoro

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If someone is stupid enough to bring an unprepared weapon to a fight, or isn't willing to use it, they're probably going to lose the fight itself. And of course, this was proven by the fact that he was too stupid to just wait in line.

I just get irritated when anyone can't apply the basics of weapon handling.
 

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Bang Kaboom Ferrell said:
Fappy said:
I'll admit, if Gamestop ran out of copies of Skyrim I'd probably stop someone in the middle o f the road and demand their copy... at sword-point.
and then sir I would duel you till death or just run you over
Then it would be a three-way duel!
Gentlemen,choose your weapon,and we fight to the death.
Have at you!
 

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Exocet said:
Bang Kaboom Ferrell said:
Fappy said:
I'll admit, if Gamestop ran out of copies of Skyrim I'd probably stop someone in the middle o f the road and demand their copy... at sword-point.
and then sir I would duel you till death or just run you over
Then it would be a three-way duel!
Gentlemen,choose your weapon,and we fight to the death.
Have at you!
I would be up for that... A series of duels for a game ? Hell, I'ld watch that. Some protective gear would be required though, or it would be a short lived series.

OT:
Idiot for attempting robbery over a 60$ game that will be in a bargain bin in 2 month at the latest.
Idiot for taking on an armed man untrained.

I can understand Idiot No.2. I'ld propably do it as well, with the subtle difference that there would have been at least one seriously injured person at the end.

Why do we see/read/hear all those stories now ?
Because it's PUBLICITY. It doesn't matter if it's good or bad as long as you talk about it you are promoting it. The big companies out there are grasping at the last straws to get you to notice their products over the bombardment of TV ads, billboards etc.
With the obscenes levels of advertising and marketing they pour over this, bigger coverage of related crimes and acts of insanity is just another way of them to the publishers jingling their keys in front of your face and yelling "Lookatmyshinygame!Lookatmyshinygame!Lookatmyshinygame!"

Yea, COD is just a painfully average shooter, not a holy grail filled with the elixir of euphoria.
 

Metalrocks

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i got my self this game today without any hassle. looks like this game is not really hyped here in hong kong. so the stores had plenty of copies left.

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seriously. being that stupid to get a game. im not even a fan of this franchise, i just play it for fun and thats it.
but i guess COD fans simply cant behave them selfs and would try everything to get it or even protect it. this world gets crazier by the minute.
 

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Sigh.
I actually live in Kansas City and I'm happy to say that I don't know either of these idiots. But I also don't play Modern Warfare, so there you go.
 

Sid7Zero

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Either Morales has played too much or not enough. On one hand, double-racking suggests he has no idea how to use a firearm... on the other hand, FPSers reload redundantly in game. XD
 

Captain Pirate

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Wow. Just, wow.
So in the space of half a week, we've had idiots on ebay, muggers who don't know how to properly wield guns, and a professionally done French armed robbery.

The 3 weeks since BF3 came out? No fuss whatsoever.
Just sayin'...
 
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I hope no one has made this joke yet, but....

I guess you could say that David Morales made the....
*puts on sunglesses*
Wrong Moral choice.
yeeaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

More seriously, though, this guy is a massive prick and a shame to all gamers. I hope that they never let him forget this stupid move. He could have murdered the guy, over what? >_>
 

Agow95

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Oh I just KNOW that this will be used as an example of violence caused by video games (Even though it is technically violence over a video game)
 

Megawat22

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It's a good thing that didn't go on any longer or it could have been really awkward.
"Gimme the game!" KA-Klack!
"Screw you!"
"Gimme the god-damn game!" KA-Klack! Ting.
No!"
"Just gimme the game!" KA-Klack! Ting.
*a short while later*
"GIMME THE FRICKING GAME!" KA-Klack!
"Er... do you need a minute to put your rounds back in your mag, or...?"

Although this makes me want to get MW3 even more if it's worth brutal prison rape.
 

The White Hunter

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Gotta agree on the americans with guns thing, it isnt stupid for people to have guns, it's stupid for the stupid to have guns. Look at switzerland, where pretty much everyone has a gun, similar to america, but it's significantly rarer in switzerland, maybe because there's just a more even distribution of income.
 

ckam

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...Freeman? I was going to say something about a crowbar, but that just seems too easy...
 

Andrew_Mac

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Wait... so... he'd rather buy a gun and steal something while threatening someone with death, rather then buy the game for himself?... Thats... Sensible...
 

idodo35

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oh great! that is totally going to helps the gaming comunity's image! thanks a lot!