Monkey Paw thread

[CM156]

Looks like my wish came true. It just happened with Trump supporters and white supremacists.

You should have wished for infinate wishes.

I wish for a Nintendo Switch re-release of Pikmin 1 and 2 in HD.

 

[Shadyside]

It is buggy and censored for no reason at all.

I wish for world peace.

 

[CM156]

World peace under a Vatican dictatorships with Canon Law as civil law.

I wish for a puppy.

 

[Shadyside]

It has rabies.

I wish for antifa, BLM, and proud boys would fight on capital hill.

 

[CM156]

The Proud Boys win and install Gavin McInnes as Führer.

I wish that conspiracy theories didn't exist anymore.

 

[Shadyside]

Then actual valid conspiracies will go unnoticed and abuse an ignorant public.

I wish this site had the same amount of active users during its peak.

 

[CM156]

The active users are Qanon believers.

I wish that I had more time to spend with my family.

 

[Chimpzy]

Granted, but you're stuck with them on a derelict ship with no food or fresh water, and no hope of rescue.

I wish you like big butts and can't lie about it

 

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[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

Granted but the forums constantly defecate on you and everyone on it. so nothing's really changed.

I wish a dinosaur

 

[deleted20220709]

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[XsjadoBlayde]

You are now the best Heroes of the Storm player, well done! Out of only 2 players left, the other being a 9 year old kid on their very first go, the number one spot is yours!

I wish to understood enough to be able to help.

 

[gorfias]

You are now the best Heroes of the Storm player, well done! Out of only 2 players left, the other being a 9 year old kid on their very first go, the number one spot is yours!

I wish to understood enough to be able to help.

Granted. Understanding enough, you no longer want to do so.
I wish for a 108" 8K OLED Samsung TV.

 

[JoJo]

Granted. Understanding enough, you no longer want to do so.
I wish for a 108" 8K OLED Samsung TV.

Granted, but it can only show Love Island.

I wish Pokémon was real.

 

[Chimpzy]

Granted, but it can only show Love Island.

I wish Pokémon was real.

Granted, the world is now full of superpowered creatures with the intelligence and unpredictable temperament of regular animals

I wish the wishes the monkey's paw grants come with an even more ironic price

 

[gorfias]

Granted, the world is now full of superpowered creatures with the intelligence and unpredictable temperament of regular animals

I wish the wishes the monkey's paw grants come with an even more ironic price

Granted.
Now you can't stop being this guy...



I wish I had the powers of Aquaman.

 

[Worgen]

I want good films, books, and games to continue.

Granted but they are all sequels.

I wish dragons were real and would be our friends.

 

[Chimpzy]

Granted.
Now you can't stop being this guy...

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Ok, I don't know who that is, but ok.

I wish I had the powers of Aquaman.

Granted, but your the really lame Super Friends version of Aquaman.

I wish dragons were real and would be our friends.

Granted, but they are all capricious and aloof egocentrics, making them the worst kind of friend.

I wish the monkey paw gets to make a wish.

 

[CM156]

I wish the monkey paw gets to make a wish.

It does, but it wishes for infinite wishes.

I wish that the Republican party will have sanity restored to its leadership.

 

[JoJo]

It does, but it wishes for infinite wishes.

I wish that the Republican party will have sanity restored to its leadership.

Granted, but it fails to save the party anyway and 2024 is won by dolphin nationalists.

I wish for a paradox-free time machine.