Monkey Paw thread

[CM156]

Looks like my wish came true. It just happened with Trump supporters and white supremacists.

You should have wished for infinate wishes.

I wish for a Nintendo Switch re-release of Pikmin 1 and 2 in HD.

 

[Shadyside]

It is buggy and censored for no reason at all.

I wish for world peace.

 

[CM156]

World peace under a Vatican dictatorships with Canon Law as civil law.

I wish for a puppy.

 

[Shadyside]

It has rabies.

I wish for antifa, BLM, and proud boys would fight on capital hill.

 

[CM156]

The Proud Boys win and install Gavin McInnes as Führer.

I wish that conspiracy theories didn't exist anymore.

 

[Shadyside]

Then actual valid conspiracies will go unnoticed and abuse an ignorant public.

I wish this site had the same amount of active users during its peak.

 

[CM156]

The active users are Qanon believers.

I wish that I had more time to spend with my family.

 

[Chimpzy]

Granted, but you're stuck with them on a derelict ship with no food or fresh water, and no hope of rescue.

I wish you like big butts and can't lie about it

 

[Gethsemani]

Granted, but you're stuck with them on a derelict ship with no food or fresh water, and no hope of rescue.

I wish you like big butts and can't lie about it

I will not lie about liking big butts but I will also NEVER shut up about how much I like big butts (I like big butts a lot).

I wish I found this forum as engaging as I used to (and boy do I like big butts).

Big butts are great.

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

Granted but the forums constantly defecate on you and everyone on it. so nothing's really changed.

I wish a dinosaur

 

[Gethsemani]

Granted, you get an Allosaurus. Enjoy being eaten alive.

I wish I was the best Heroes of the Storm player.

 

[XsjadoBlayde]

You are now the best Heroes of the Storm player, well done! Out of only 2 players left, the other being a 9 year old kid on their very first go, the number one spot is yours!

I wish to understood enough to be able to help.

 

[gorfias]

You are now the best Heroes of the Storm player, well done! Out of only 2 players left, the other being a 9 year old kid on their very first go, the number one spot is yours!

I wish to understood enough to be able to help.

Granted. Understanding enough, you no longer want to do so.
I wish for a 108" 8K OLED Samsung TV.