Monkey Paw thread

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Looks like my wish came true. It just happened with Trump supporters and white supremacists.
You should have wished for infinate wishes.

I wish for a Nintendo Switch re-release of Pikmin 1 and 2 in HD.
 

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World peace under a Vatican dictatorships with Canon Law as civil law.

I wish for a puppy.
 

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The Proud Boys win and install Gavin McInnes as Führer.

I wish that conspiracy theories didn't exist anymore.
 

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Then actual valid conspiracies will go unnoticed and abuse an ignorant public.

I wish this site had the same amount of active users during its peak.
 

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The active users are Qanon believers.

I wish that I had more time to spend with my family.
 

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Granted, but you're stuck with them on a derelict ship with no food or fresh water, and no hope of rescue.

I wish you like big butts and can't lie about it
 

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Granted, but you're stuck with them on a derelict ship with no food or fresh water, and no hope of rescue.

I wish you like big butts and can't lie about it
I will not lie about liking big butts but I will also NEVER shut up about how much I like big butts (I like big butts a lot).

I wish I found this forum as engaging as I used to (and boy do I like big butts).

Big butts are great.
 

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Granted, you get an Allosaurus. Enjoy being eaten alive.

I wish I was the best Heroes of the Storm player.
 

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You are now the best Heroes of the Storm player, well done! Out of only 2 players left, the other being a 9 year old kid on their very first go, the number one spot is yours!

I wish to understood enough to be able to help.
 
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You are now the best Heroes of the Storm player, well done! Out of only 2 players left, the other being a 9 year old kid on their very first go, the number one spot is yours!

I wish to understood enough to be able to help.
Granted. Understanding enough, you no longer want to do so.
I wish for a 108" 8K OLED Samsung TV.
 

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Granted. Understanding enough, you no longer want to do so.
I wish for a 108" 8K OLED Samsung TV.
Granted, but it can only show Love Island.

I wish Pokémon was real.
 
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Granted, but it can only show Love Island.

I wish Pokémon was real.
Granted, the world is now full of superpowered creatures with the intelligence and unpredictable temperament of regular animals

I wish the wishes the monkey's paw grants come with an even more ironic price
 
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Granted, the world is now full of superpowered creatures with the intelligence and unpredictable temperament of regular animals

I wish the wishes the monkey's paw grants come with an even more ironic price
Granted.
Now you can't stop being this guy...

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I wish I had the powers of Aquaman.
 

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I wish the monkey paw gets to make a wish.
It does, but it wishes for infinite wishes.

I wish that the Republican party will have sanity restored to its leadership.
 

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It does, but it wishes for infinite wishes.

I wish that the Republican party will have sanity restored to its leadership.
Granted, but it fails to save the party anyway and 2024 is won by dolphin nationalists.

I wish for a paradox-free time machine.