Monkey Paw thread

SupahEwok

Malapropic Homophone
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Apr 3, 2020
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You are teleported to a Holocaust camp, where your life becomes part of one of the most widespread historical narratives in history. Alas, your life is neither long nor pleasant.

I wish for the following to be real:
When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you
If your heart is in your dream
No request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star
As dreamers do
Fate is kind
She brings to those to love
The sweet fulfillment of
Their secret longing
Like a bolt out of the blue
Fate steps in and sees you through
When you wish upon a star
Your dreams come true
 

Kae

The Void
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May 8, 2020
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Done! But I'm the GM and I lose interest after 2 weeks leaving everybody down in addition to being a very poor GM.
I actually did try to set up a forum RPG campaign but back when I had no GM-ing experience and I freaked out and disappeared from the forums for months because I thought I would suck.

I wish I had the confidence to just do things.
 

Neuromancer

Angel of Truth
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a homeless squat
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You are now suicidally overconfident in your ability to do things.

I wish Forum Games were placed under Current Events.
 

Shadyside

Bad Hombre
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Forum games become political and loses its fun.

I wish the rioters also targeted and destroyed the headquarters of CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News.
 

Kae

The Void
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Done, you don't feel anything anymore though,

I wish I knew what all words mean so I don't have to google them.
 

Shadyside

Bad Hombre
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Google then proceeds to harvest your brain for their search engine.

I wish the world was just as honest, politically incorrect, and hilarious as the cast from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
 

CM156

Resident Reactionary
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You get addicted to crack cocaine.

I wish Trump would concede the election.
 

Shadyside

Bad Hombre
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He concedes, but he wins on 2024 and plunges the western world into pure chaos.

I wish the Democrats would actually let an actual progressive candidate be the nominee and win the presidency.
 

Gethsemani

Hardcore Feminazi
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I wish the Democrats would actually let an actual progressive candidate be the nominee and win the presidency.
A progressive candidate wins the election, but they are also a disabled lesbian black woman and every single right winger simultaneously have a heart attack before rising up in the most violent uprising the world has ever seen, happily backed by Russian and Chinese 'volunteers'.

I wish I got immunity to Corona and could live a normal life again.
 

Shadyside

Bad Hombre
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You get immunity, but everyone who took a covid vaccine dies which gives fuel to anti vaxxers.

I wish people would refer to covid as Chinese virus, Wuhan virus, or kung flu.
 

Tireseas

Plaguegirl
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Apr 24, 2020
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They start to use the racist messaging, so China just decides to take over the world just to make everywhere China. Life under the totalitarianism of Xi Jingping is brutal for most white Americans, but surprisingly tolerable for the rest of us...

I wish we had FTL space travel at an economic cost.
 

Shadyside

Bad Hombre
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That will lead humanity to the events of the Mass Effect series.

I wish Canada was a superpower.
 

CM156

Resident Reactionary
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Canada becomes a superpower by becoming a fascist absolute monarchy and absorbing every country in the Americas down to Panama.

I wish Argentina didn't exist anymore.
 

Shadyside

Bad Hombre
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Latin America is even more destabilized for centuries to come.

I wish America would descend into a 2nd civil war.
 

CM156

Resident Reactionary
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The second civil war is between Kirk supporters and Picard supporters.

I wish that all countries could enjoy liberal democracy and the rule of law.
 

Shadyside

Bad Hombre
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Soon the people realize that democracy doesn't work and vote in more Donald Trump like candidates.

I wish all girls would get daddy issues.
 

CM156

Resident Reactionary
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All the boys get mommy issues, too.

I wish I were elected president of the United States so I could use my pardon power to free all those who are unjustly imprisoned.