Dalton Frantz said:
Yahtzee has just owned you all, MH3 fanboys. And apparently, with Icy Hot on the end. Also, why would I play a tutorial for an hour and a half? I can't stand one that lasts more than 15 minutes! "0mg! the Tut0rial am 0nly 90 minnets lawng u n00b!!!1111one1111eleven111" says the fanboys who don't know how to talk to females or type and think that their World of Warcraft character is "Uber Secksy Hawt lol". A tutorial should be " Here is how you walk, here's how you move the camera, here's how you attack, and here's how you interact." and fills you in when special things are nessecary.
Like Yahtzee said, up yours with icy hot on the end.
Err... umm... How do I say this?
I am studying psychology. Let me explain something to you. The only people (give or take a few) who say things like the bold are people who have heard that enough, directed at them and/or their social group. The only people I ever see in real life saying sh!t like that are the typical 'nerds'. Whenever they fight, they bring up cr@p like that. Don't incriminate yourself with unnecessary slander. Not to mention, "Yahtzee has just
owned you all, MH3T fanboys." You just nailed yourself with your own accusations.
I have never seen "minnets", "lawng", "1eleven1", or "Secksy Hawt". How long did it take you to coin those? You realize that you are one of the many morons here who hold Yahtzee as their god. Your anger is coming from us saying that Yahtzee did not give MH3T the credit it deserves do to an incomplete review. You're getting pissed because we don't agree with your Yahtzee. You are pathetic.
Play the game and you'll see MH's tutorial is like how you say they should be. Not to mention, there's an in game and booklet control manual; the 'tutorial' isn't necessary to play. Read the controls and play you game master.
Again, you idiots are coming into a Red(Yahtzee's sh!tty 'review') vs Blue(the Defense of soma in the manifestation of a videogame) debate and arguing green(Stop saying Yahtzee didn't do his jooo-buh!)
And ps. The majority of veteran MH players are girls, at least that I've seen.
@Podunk: Congrats. You have to ability to know exactly what something is without actually having anything to do with it.
I pray to what ever god you care for that you realize that that was sarcasm.
Read an article written by people who take their jobs seriously. Pick any one, or read them all. Yahtzee looks like a fool next to these. Why is he the only one who thought badly of this game? Take note: the critic and users scores have been higher than the domain score EVERY TIME. For the slower readers, that means these are the lowest scores on the review. Most of these are out of ten.
IGN: 8.8 http://wii.ign.com/objects/142/14209897.html
Gamespot: 8 http://www.gamespot.com/wii/rpg/monsterhunter3/index.html
GAMINGtruth: No number, but a good review. http://www.gamingtruth.com/2010/04/30/monster-hunter-3-tri-review/
1UP: B-(anywhere from 8-8.3, I counted it as 8) http://www.1up.com/do/reviewPage?cId=3179219
Gametrailers: 8.4 http://www.gametrailers.com/game/monster-hunter-tri/5632
Nintendolife: 9 http://wii.nintendolife.com/reviews/2010/04/monster_hunter_3_tri_wii
GamesRadar: 9 http://wii.nintendolife.com/reviews/2010/04/monster_hunter_3_tri_wii
Kombo: 9 http://wii.kombo.com/article.php?artid=15848
ComputerandVideogames: 8.9 http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=244043
Videogamer: 8 http://www.videogamer.com/wii/monster_hunter_3/review-2.html
GamrReview: 9.1 http://www.videogamer.com/wii/monster_hunter_3/review-2.html
AusGamers: 9.5 http://www.ausgamers.com/games/monster-hunter-3-tri/review/
HubPages: 9.3 http://hubpages.com/hub/Monster-Hunter-3-Tri-Wii-Game-Review
LostGamer: 9 http://www.thelostgamer.com/2010/04/21/monster-hunter-tri-review/
Pocket-Lint: 7 http://www.pocket-lint.com/review/4731/monster-hunter-tri-wii-review
This one is interesting. 68
critics reviewed MH3 on this website.
MetaCritics: 8.5 http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/monsterhuntertri
These are only a few of the many highscores MH3 got from various game reviewers. The game averages an 8.7 in the west. Averages 10 in Japan. Its bigger than Pokemon in the place with the most gamers in the world.
It got so many PERFECT scores that there are museums, conventions, and even RAMEN dedicated to it.
http://nintendo.joystiq.com/2009/09/17/review-monster-hunter-3-ramen/
Read this^ They basically made the noodles the food version of MH.
Lets see some proof that this game sucks?