Movie Defense Force: Waterworld

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Ashley Blalock

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I've never seen this film. When it came out I was sort of over the post-apocalypse thing because it seems like films had ran the concept into the ground. I've never been a big fan of water either so I don't really get the concept of why people love to get on boats. Just to much of a land person so I'd never be a sailor, I guess in the world of Avatar I'd be an earth bender.
 

LordFish

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I always liked Waterworld for what it was; a cheesy and over-the-top, but utterly distinctive, good laugh.
 

Nuttydwarf

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I always looked at Waterworld the same as the Madd Max films, just a good movie to watch, have fun and enjoy.
 

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Three episodes in and I'm beginning to wonder if you have enough material for this show, Jim. This one was fluffy, really. Basically saying that the movie is not that bad, but the behind-the-scenes stuff and reports of its budget are the reason why it's hated so much. There. I just did the exact same thing in a fraction of the time.

Looking back on the previous episodes, I'm not so sure they had much substance either. It's just Am Not the Series. I suppose if that's what you want, fine. But I find it a bit to lightweight and forgettable, really. It's got me wondering what the point of this series is.

Is the point to argue us out of our opinions on a film we didn't enjoy? I doubt it because that would be stupid. I've been trying to think what the point could be, but I just can't fathom it. Pointing out that some movies are not as bad as common opinion seems to hold it can only last so long.
 

Tombfyre

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I wasn't even aware the movie was seriously disliked. Everyone I know rather liked the film, and I for one still do! It was highly enjoyable, and the sets were absolutely gorgeous.
 

conanthegamer

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The first time I seen this movie was on the IMAX screen in San Antonio. This movie is perfect for IMAX. I really liked this movie too. The only complaint that was viable for this movie was its budget. Other than that it was a fun movie.
 

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Waterworld was a fairly middling affair. But I think its been pointed out that a lot of its negative press arises from its flopping so hard in theaters. However, don't feel too bad for it. Supposedly it was profitable in the end due to performing extremely well as rental.
 

Jennacide

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This is a defense I can mostly get behind. Waterworld isn't a great film, but it's also not nearly as bad as people claim, and certainly isn't the end of Costner's career. That, my friends, is entirely on the shoulders of The Postman. Which is so bad as to be baffling.
 

Darkprophet232

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I'm confused as the point of this video. Is it to defend lackluster, average movies against some marginal class of people that hate said movies? I ask because, per the consensus, Waterworld is an average to slightly-below-average film. 46% on Rotten Tomatoes, 5.9 on IMBD, and a 56 on Metacritic. It's pretty much on the review spectrum where a popcorn, 90's-action film would be. Who are you defending this mediocre movie against?

You are also doing a disservice to the films detractors (not haters) by not addressing any of the faults and straight out misrepresenting the movie as "doing nothing wrong." It's overly long, the protagonist is unlikable for the first 90 minutes, the female lead has zero personality other than "protect my daughter, i'll show you my tits if do!," things in the movie make no damn sense (though you did bring up dirt, but you left out the oil should have run out long ago and the cause of Costner's mutation is never adequately explained), and all-in-all, its just an average action movie that reached way too high and had an anti-climatic ending. Most action movies of the 90's didn't hit $150 million domestic in the box office (case in point: True Lies, which came out the year before with a much better action star and female lead and a had far superior director in James Cameron, only earned roughly $146 million) but the studio signed on to make one that cost $175 million (not counting advertising) anyway. Hell, Waterworld made almost $10 million more than the superior and a lot more fun, popcorn-action-flick Demolition Man.

How about you defend bad movies that almost no one likes? You can start with any on this list:
http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom
 

Finalplayerryu

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I dont get the hate for this movie, its one of my favourites and one of the few that i taped as a child to rewatch it to my liking.
 

mjc0961

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Nepenthe87 said:
Joking aside I always was okay with waterworld. It's not Nearly as boring as the the fucking Postman (even if Postman has better internal logic concerning it's apocalypse).
Oh god. Anything I had to say about how I didn't like Waterworld has vanished upon you reminding me of the atrocity that was Postman. Why would you do this? Why would you mention THAT movie?! Waterworld is the best thing ever compared to Postman!

daxterx2005 said:
I'm sorry, but every time I see Hopper I think Koopa.
Monkey!

 

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thirion1850 said:
Is the Star Wars prequels next? Come on Jim, lets see it. :D
Those movies can't be defended, on the contrary they need to be attacked even harder.
 

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thirion1850 said:
Do4600 said:
thirion1850 said:
Is the Star Wars prequels next? Come on Jim, lets see it. :D
Those movies can't be defended, on the contrary they need to be attacked even harder.
I liked 'em. Especially the 3rd. Comeatmebro
My position during the last half of that movie was sitting with my fingers on my eye brows and elbows on my knees looking up every few minutes, grimacing, and then looking back at the floor in front of me, for the last few minutes I was in full double facepalm, it was a worse third movie than The Matrix Revolutions. A rather good analysis [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIWKMgJs_Gs&list=PL5919C8DE6F720A2D#t=1m15s] of episode 1 and why it failed
 

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I've always liked this movie actually. It's a little hammy at times but overall entertaining. I love that boat too. It's pretty cool.
 

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saintdane05 said:
Three things I want from this:

1. Indiana Jones 4
2. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
3. Cars and Cars 2.
Technically that's 4 things.

#1 I actually watched over the weekend, wow it's awful. I don't know if even Jim can find good things to say about it. I wish him luck if he does.

#2 was received moderately well when it came out, did very well in the box office (#2 behind Terminator 2) and got a lot of awards and nominations. Sure some people hated it but I don't think it fell into the same 'bad rep' as Waterworld.

#3 I haven't seen either of the Cars movies so I couldn't comment on them.
 

Cosplay Horatio

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I always liked Waterworld. I never understood why the bandwagon of hate was all over it. I wonder if there will be an episode on The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy and Doom.
 

minimacker

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Why is Waterworld counted as a box-office bomb?

Budget $175 million
Box office $264 million

What? Just because the majority of the income wasn't in the U.S doesn't make it a failure. It made cost, didn't it?