My teacher wants us to become social deviants...
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greet everyone with a handshake and a smile, try and have a breif chat to them
this would break the social norm as no one is ever this nice lol
this would break the social norm as no one is ever this nice lol
Just refuse to engage anyone in conversation. And I mean anyone.
EDIT: Also/or move only via wheelchair. This would be a goldmine in information because people will be anything from amused to offended.
EDIT: Also/or move only via wheelchair. This would be a goldmine in information because people will be anything from amused to offended.
Stand on a marketplace or something similar, make sure there are a big crowd, stand in the middle of it then yell "BOMB!!". Now, watch everyone panic.
We had a scripture teacher who was going through a faith crisis and told us that we could shoot a bunch of people then pray for forgiveness. I think he meant it metaphorically but the principal wasn?t too happy. But I suppose you can't really do that so why not sit in his seat next class and say you're teaching today.
End every sentence with a wink.
Yodel your love for trumpets whilst pretending to read the news through a cardboard box to a crowd of stuffed animals.
Recreate the battle of Waterloo with toilet paper and hand-puppets in a sports shop.
Wear jockstraps and fishing waders all the time. Wear a flatcap and doff it at everyone you meet.
Smoke a pipe. I do.
Get an old newspaper and cut a small square hole in it, walk down the street following random people looking through the hole in the newspaper.
Wear a trenchcoat and fedora whilst doing that.
Talk about yourself in the third person when conversing with others.
Pretend to be smoking a cigarette whilst telling friends about improbable conspiracy theories.
Stand uncomfortably close to the opposite sex, really close behind them. Start sniffing and smelling their hair, be as loud and obvious as possible about this. When noticed say in a loud clear voice "I have AIDS" (Replace this with Cancer or some STD if you wish).
Feed pigeons.
Pretend to be developing an Oedipus complex. Tell your mother about it.
Don't tell your father.
Never tell your father.
Yodel your love for trumpets whilst pretending to read the news through a cardboard box to a crowd of stuffed animals.
Recreate the battle of Waterloo with toilet paper and hand-puppets in a sports shop.
Wear jockstraps and fishing waders all the time. Wear a flatcap and doff it at everyone you meet.
Smoke a pipe. I do.
Get an old newspaper and cut a small square hole in it, walk down the street following random people looking through the hole in the newspaper.
Wear a trenchcoat and fedora whilst doing that.
Talk about yourself in the third person when conversing with others.
Pretend to be smoking a cigarette whilst telling friends about improbable conspiracy theories.
Stand uncomfortably close to the opposite sex, really close behind them. Start sniffing and smelling their hair, be as loud and obvious as possible about this. When noticed say in a loud clear voice "I have AIDS" (Replace this with Cancer or some STD if you wish).
Feed pigeons.
Pretend to be developing an Oedipus complex. Tell your mother about it.
Don't tell your father.
Never tell your father.
You could always do a paper on not follwing orders from authority figures, and start it with, something like "i know you wouldn't approve of me just not doing a paper, so consider this a continuation of my former refusal of writing a paper, for the sake of my grades" and hand it to your teacher after you've told her/him you're not handing in a paper, so you have the paper as backup in case she/he doens't approve.zana bonanza said:
As for teh beating thing. if you're a girl then you won't have to get beat up, just beat a dude instead.
What about simply talk a loud to yourself? I know I have a habit of sometimes dictating what I do and people look at you rather oddly.
I did sociiology myself so I think that would be a good one.
I did sociiology myself so I think that would be a good one.
Walk on the wrong side of the stairs. Local stair-etiquette dictates that you always have to walk on the right side. So you use the left side, or right if you guys do it the other way around.
It's actually easier than you think. All you have to do is look carefully at how society functions, and do something that breaks that function. You could wear a skirt for a bit. You could wear your trousers back-to-front. It only has to be minor and it's a lot easier than it sounds. Sure it'll be somewhat embarrassing, being a social deviant very rarely causes people to raise their respect, but it's a deviance.zana bonanza said:
