Nintendo Hates Justin Bieber

[IshFish]

Go Nintendo!

 

[valhala89]

That smug little wanker pisses me off.

Mario doesn't need to be associated with....that.

Hahaha! This is perhaps the most eloquent thing I've read all day...

Dear Justin Bieber,

It must suck to know that Mario hates you.

 

[Gaderael]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

*looks fondly upon his black Wii*

Spoiler: I hope they offer to license this clip when his career finally goes belly-up

 

[Tzekelkan]

All right, go Nintendo! And to think of that director guy criticising Nintendo for not being advertising-savvy enough, because he's surely much more famous than they are.

 

[subject_87]

Well, good to see that Nintendo still has some standards. I commend them for refusing to associate a classic icon with that... abominable waste of space and resources.

 

[V8 Ninja]

Nice to know that Nintendo can realize that Mario, something of actual quality, shouldn't be associated with a talentless, genetically engineered pop-star.[footnote]Other genetically engineered pop-stars include Kesha, Lady Gaga, and Fergie.[footnote]Note that all of these pop-stars are female. Justin Beiber is the first successful male genetically engineered pop-star. That's the reason why he looks feminine.[/footnote][/footnote]

 

[SodaDew]

If Nintendo put Mario music in a Justin Bieber song then Mario would jump into frame beat the crap out of Bieber and leave

 

[Harbinger_]

Well Nintendo I must admit you have earned several scores of respect points from moi.

 

[Odbarc]

Everyone would think Mario is gay too (wait, isn't he?) if Mario themed music played during anything Bieber related.

 

[baconsarnie]

By distancing themselves from that little prick (i can't bring myself to type the name) they have gained free advertising, it saves them having to say "we are not total dickheads", in fact they got someone else to say it for them. Good on you nintendo

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Well Nintendo has spoken. I imagine they have their reasons, I can't possibly imagine what those reasons are, but I assume they have them.

Hey wait a minute, "Never say never"? Did he rip that off "An American Tale"?

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

I think it's obvious why Nintendo doesn't want Bieber using their sound clips.

Because they'd like to keep selling games when this movie finishes its run.

 

[K_Dub]

WAIT! Nintendo won't let Bieber use their music in his upcoming movie!? NOOOOO! Quickly everyone! Sell all your Nintendo stocks! Back out now while you still can! Nintendo is gonna crash harder than a diabetic fat kid at a Sugar Carnival!

 

[EOD Tech]

I've never heard of her. Who in hell is Justine Beeber?

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Nintendo in Scott pilgrim is advertising.

Nintendo in Justin Beaver (typo intended) is humiliating.

'nuff said.

In fact, Nintendo publicly choosing NOT to be associated with the movie is a damn better advertisement than allowing its use.

Also, I'm never seeing "Never say never". So there.

 

[Enigmers]

"And the whores and pop-stars will look up and shout 'Help us!'

And we'll whisper

'lolnothx'"

 

[BehattedWanderer]

The use of the Zelda tunes in Scott Pilgrim was freaking awesome. The use of it at a concert for people who mostly aren't the fans is wasted. And, were I Nintendo, I would tell them no because they had the gall to be retarded in their tweets complaining about it. If you're gonna put up a message about being denied, at least make the message correctly spelled and punctuated, with appropriate use of convention and grammar. Good one, Nintendo. I'm all for keeping the Mario tunes away from people who wouldn't really appreciate it.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Google Translate hates Justin Beiber too.

No, seriously, go to Google Translate and type in "Will Justin Beiber ever reach puberty", then translate it to Vietnamese. Then copy and paste the Vietnamese into the text area and translate it back to English.

 

[Torchgirl42]

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never hits theaters on February 11. Don't miss it!

Please tell me that was sarcasm.

 

[Sakurazaki1023]

I love it. Nintendo's new slogan: "we may market to kids at times, but at least we're not idiotic Justin Bieber fans!"

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never hits theaters on February 11. Don't miss it!

I'm contemplating what horrendous torture I should inflict upon you for typing out that sentence.

This mostly makes up for all of the shitty shovelware that makes up 90% of the Wii's library (Sturgeon's law in grand effect).

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never hits theaters on February 11. Don't miss it!

Don't worry, Never Say Never won't be the only thing hitting those theaters since modern missile systems rarely miss...

[/Sarcasm]