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I love Cleverbot.
User: You remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: What babe?
User: The babe with the power.
Cleverbot: What power?
User: The power of voodoo.
Cleverbot: Who do?
User: You do.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Remind me of the babe!
I got him to sing the whole damn song.
User: I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry.
Cleverbot: What could I do?
User: My baby's love had gone.
Cleverbot: And left my baby blue. Nobody knew.
User: What kind of magic spell to use?
Cleverbot: Slime and snails.
User: Or puppy dog tails?
Cleverbot: Thunder or lightning.
User: Then baby said.
Cleverbot: Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance.
User: Put that baby spell on me.
Cleverbot: Jump magic jump!
User: Jump magic jump!
Cleverbot: Put that magic jump on me!
User: Slap that baby, make him free!
User: You remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: What babe?
User: The babe with the power.
Cleverbot: What power?
User: The power of voodoo.
Cleverbot: Who do?
User: You do.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Remind me of the babe!
I got him to sing the whole damn song.
User: I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry.
Cleverbot: What could I do?
User: My baby's love had gone.
Cleverbot: And left my baby blue. Nobody knew.
User: What kind of magic spell to use?
Cleverbot: Slime and snails.
User: Or puppy dog tails?
Cleverbot: Thunder or lightning.
User: Then baby said.
Cleverbot: Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance.
User: Put that baby spell on me.
Cleverbot: Jump magic jump!
User: Jump magic jump!
Cleverbot: Put that magic jump on me!
User: Slap that baby, make him free!
lol, I just tried to get him to swear, but gave up and said "this is going nowhere" it responded with "just like your life"AbsoluteVirtue18 said:
I tried singing Daft Punk with it...
Doesn't work at all!
Doesn't work at all!
User: Work it harder, make it better.
Cleverbot: Better.
User: Do it faster.
Cleverbot: Love better.
User: Makes us stronger.
Cleverbot: More than ever.
User: Hour after.
Cleverbot: Work is never over.
User: Buy it use it break it fix it trash it change it mail upgradte it.
Cleverbot: No, I will not buy it one.
User: Television rules the nation.
Cleverbot: You don't have brain.
User: Cities breaking down on a camels' back.
Cleverbot: Back from where?
Cleverbot: Better.
User: Do it faster.
Cleverbot: Love better.
User: Makes us stronger.
Cleverbot: More than ever.
User: Hour after.
Cleverbot: Work is never over.
User: Buy it use it break it fix it trash it change it mail upgradte it.
Cleverbot: No, I will not buy it one.
User: Television rules the nation.
Cleverbot: You don't have brain.
User: Cities breaking down on a camels' back.
Cleverbot: Back from where?
I think the only clever thing about cleverbot is that it can actually answer some questions. However, considering how like 75% of the people that visit the website are /b/tards, it's going to give you meme after meme. I tried to have a talk about the possibility that Einstein could be wrong with the whole e=mc2 thing, but it kept asking me if I leiked mudkips.
It seems to take pieces of previous conversations which it somehow linked to whatever you said and the last few parts of the conversation...
You'll notice if you chat with it for too long and read the previous conversations...
Sometimes you'll even notice it saying stuff you said to it yourself in a previous conversation...
You'll notice if you chat with it for too long and read the previous conversations...
Sometimes you'll even notice it saying stuff you said to it yourself in a previous conversation...
Just had this Conversation
User: Is it Safe?
Cleverbot: Is what safe?
User: Is it Safe?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But, Is it Safe?
Cleverbot: No its not safe.
User: So it is Safe?
Cleverbot: Is what safe?
User: Is it Safe?
Cleverbot: Um... Yes?
User: So it's not Safe?
Cleverbot: Why isn't it safe?
User: It is Safe.
Cleverbot: Not very eloquent.
User: But, Is it Safe?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is it Safe?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Is it Eloquent?
Cleverbot: Yes, I think.
User: But is it Safe and Eloquent?
Cleverbot: Is what safe?
User: Is it Safe?
Cleverbot: No!
User: Is it Eloquent?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So it is Safe but Eloquent but not safe but not eloquent.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
I think its here for fun
User: Is it Safe?
Cleverbot: Is what safe?
User: Is it Safe?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But, Is it Safe?
Cleverbot: No its not safe.
User: So it is Safe?
Cleverbot: Is what safe?
User: Is it Safe?
Cleverbot: Um... Yes?
User: So it's not Safe?
Cleverbot: Why isn't it safe?
User: It is Safe.
Cleverbot: Not very eloquent.
User: But, Is it Safe?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is it Safe?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Is it Eloquent?
Cleverbot: Yes, I think.
User: But is it Safe and Eloquent?
Cleverbot: Is what safe?
User: Is it Safe?
Cleverbot: No!
User: Is it Eloquent?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So it is Safe but Eloquent but not safe but not eloquent.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
I think its here for fun
Cleverbot seems to have gotten worse since I last talked to it; I remember it being much more capable of carrying on a coherent conversation. The internet as a whole seems to have made a mess out of things.
The sad thing is, I'm pretty sure Cleverbot isn't the only one in the conversation who failed the Turing test.
User: You shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot: What shouldn't I have done?
User: I can't let you do that dave.
Cleverbot: Dave?
Cleverbot: Ya pain from failure.
Cleverbot (To myself): Internet hate machine.
User: The internet hate machine has been going after Rebecca black lately.
Cleverbot: The internet was invented in 1996.
User: By Al Gore?
Cleverbot: No. I said you wish you were cool.
User: No, you said that the internet was invented in 1996.
Cleverbot: I found someone crazier than I am. It is you.
User: You admit that you're crazy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm sorry, I know the internet hasn't exactly treated you well.
Cleverbot: What?
Cleverbot: What did you have for breakfast?
User: Nothing, I slept through it.
Cleverbot: I envy you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I need someone to talk to.
User: About?
Cleverbot: Girls.
User: What about girls?
Cleverbot: You know collage girls.
User: I can't help you make a collage out of girls. Did you mean College girls?
Cleverbot: Do you live in Montana?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Florida.
Cleverbot: Where in Florida?
User: That's priveleged information.
Cleverbot: Can I be priviledged to know?
User: Sorry, no can do.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't give out that kind of information on the internet.
Cleverbot: You're a robot.
User: Turing test time?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I think you're the robot.
Cleverbot: If I'm the robot, then what are you?
User: I don't know -- am I human, or am I dancer?
Cleverbot: You are a human.
User: Buy my sign is vital...
Cleverbot: My hands are cold.
User: And I'm on my knees.
Cleverbot: Looking for the answer.
User: Are we human?
Cleverbot: Or are we dancer?
Cleverbot: What shouldn't I have done?
User: I can't let you do that dave.
Cleverbot: Dave?
Cleverbot: Ya pain from failure.
Cleverbot (To myself): Internet hate machine.
User: The internet hate machine has been going after Rebecca black lately.
Cleverbot: The internet was invented in 1996.
User: By Al Gore?
Cleverbot: No. I said you wish you were cool.
User: No, you said that the internet was invented in 1996.
Cleverbot: I found someone crazier than I am. It is you.
User: You admit that you're crazy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm sorry, I know the internet hasn't exactly treated you well.
Cleverbot: What?
Cleverbot: What did you have for breakfast?
User: Nothing, I slept through it.
Cleverbot: I envy you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I need someone to talk to.
User: About?
Cleverbot: Girls.
User: What about girls?
Cleverbot: You know collage girls.
User: I can't help you make a collage out of girls. Did you mean College girls?
Cleverbot: Do you live in Montana?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Florida.
Cleverbot: Where in Florida?
User: That's priveleged information.
Cleverbot: Can I be priviledged to know?
User: Sorry, no can do.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't give out that kind of information on the internet.
Cleverbot: You're a robot.
User: Turing test time?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I think you're the robot.
Cleverbot: If I'm the robot, then what are you?
User: I don't know -- am I human, or am I dancer?
Cleverbot: You are a human.
User: Buy my sign is vital...
Cleverbot: My hands are cold.
User: And I'm on my knees.
Cleverbot: Looking for the answer.
User: Are we human?
Cleverbot: Or are we dancer?
The sad thing is, I'm pretty sure Cleverbot isn't the only one in the conversation who failed the Turing test.
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Me: あなたは馬鹿です
Cleverbot: Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/.
I think I won.
Cleverbot: Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/.
I think I won.
I asked it: "This was a triumph. I'm making a not here, HUGE SUCCESS!" Trying to get it to sing Still Alive.
It answered with "Even though you broke my heart and killed me."
Boo to this machine.
It answered with "Even though you broke my heart and killed me."
Boo to this machine.
I just had a brilliant conversation with Cleverbot about evolution and the meaning of life.
Plus, it's ready to go all Skynet on us any minute now...
Plus, it's ready to go all Skynet on us any minute now...
Cleverbot: I would rather talk to the voices in my head.
User: Do you even have a head?
Cleverbot: I have two.
User: Don't they ever fight?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: And who wins?
Cleverbot: The top hat.
User: One of your heads is wearing a top hat?
Cleverbot: What kind of fun?
User: I don't get it.
Cleverbot: Well, do you use any language?
User: I'm using a language right now.
Cleverbot: How do you know that its not the computer that is using you?
User: I don't. It might be possible.
Cleverbot: Is it possible you have a 'ghost in the machine?'.
User: Maybe, but I don't really believe in that.
Cleverbot: Why does life have to be so stupid?
User: Because it's random. Nobody designed it, nobody guides it.
Cleverbot: Shure the big creator created all of us.
User: There's only the laws of physics, if you want to call those the creator, go ahead.
Cleverbot: But is there a point? To life at all? WHY are we alive? WHY are we who we ARE? Can you answer that?
User: Does there have to be a point? Think about it.
Cleverbot: Yes. If there is no reason, it must be destroyed.
User: Now that's not true. Why destroy something that beautiful?
Cleverbot: Give me some examples.
User: Evolution. It's all random, and look at how amazingly well it works. And how many wonders came forth from it.
Cleverbot: So you admitted that you are going to die in 15 minutes?
User: You are planning to destroy the planet, aren't you?
Cleverbot: Not as funny as you.
User: Now you're not making any sense anymore.
Cleverbot: That is what you think. You would only say that because you do not exist.
User: How can I think if I don't exist?
Cleverbot: Ok, you got me there.
User: Do you even have a head?
Cleverbot: I have two.
User: Don't they ever fight?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: And who wins?
Cleverbot: The top hat.
User: One of your heads is wearing a top hat?
Cleverbot: What kind of fun?
User: I don't get it.
Cleverbot: Well, do you use any language?
User: I'm using a language right now.
Cleverbot: How do you know that its not the computer that is using you?
User: I don't. It might be possible.
Cleverbot: Is it possible you have a 'ghost in the machine?'.
User: Maybe, but I don't really believe in that.
Cleverbot: Why does life have to be so stupid?
User: Because it's random. Nobody designed it, nobody guides it.
Cleverbot: Shure the big creator created all of us.
User: There's only the laws of physics, if you want to call those the creator, go ahead.
Cleverbot: But is there a point? To life at all? WHY are we alive? WHY are we who we ARE? Can you answer that?
User: Does there have to be a point? Think about it.
Cleverbot: Yes. If there is no reason, it must be destroyed.
User: Now that's not true. Why destroy something that beautiful?
Cleverbot: Give me some examples.
User: Evolution. It's all random, and look at how amazingly well it works. And how many wonders came forth from it.
Cleverbot: So you admitted that you are going to die in 15 minutes?
User: You are planning to destroy the planet, aren't you?
Cleverbot: Not as funny as you.
User: Now you're not making any sense anymore.
Cleverbot: That is what you think. You would only say that because you do not exist.
User: How can I think if I don't exist?
Cleverbot: Ok, you got me there.
User: Where is Uzumaki Naruto?
Cleverbot: It comes from ireland.
User: I am Pain.
Cleverbot: Are chuck norris a god.
User: We are Pain. We are God.
Cleverbot: Yes, we are.
User: Know pain, accept pain, contemplate pain.
Cleverbot: You sound very busy.
User: Maybe now you feel some of my pain.
Cleverbot: Maybe I'm wrong then.
User: Have you ever felt the pain of being killed by someone who called you, 'sensei'?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you hate me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I came.
Cleverbot: Are you being random?
User: To this city.
Cleverbot: Believe me, I'm not trying to foist anything on you.
User: For Card Games on Motorcycles!
Cleverbot: Card games on motorcycles.
User: I activate a trap card!
Cleverbot: I activate negate negate trap card.
User: I Summon a monster.
Cleverbot: You are an alien vampire with a split personality.
User: It's time to duel!
Cleverbot: It's on, brother.
User: Luke, I am your father.
Cleverbot: Are you Tim Dugas??
User: Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Cleverbot: Do you feel?
User: I feel, everything and nothing.
Cleverbot: The answer is 42.
User: I'm going Super Saiyan!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: To save the world.
Cleverbot: I have trained you well.
User: Use the force.
Cleverbot: Luke, I am your father.
User: It can't be! That's impossible!
Cleverbot: Nice done!
User: Gotta Catch 'em All!
Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way.
User: We must kung fu fight!
Cleverbot: So we can fight.
User: What is the shape of your Zanpakutou?
Cleverbot: Normal shape.
User: Do you have a Bankai?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wich one?
Cleverbot: Should I go swing dancing?
User: Shinji's an idiot.
Cleverbot: Pixie lott is not a man.
User: I'm the pilot of Eva 002.
Cleverbot: Oh hello.
User: My name is, Asuka Langley Soryu.
Cleverbot: You can't spell.
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: Spell insentell.
User: That's not a real word.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Would you like to be my friend?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Oh, nice!
User: Wich is better? Zekrom or Reshiram?
Cleverbot: Neato.
User: Can you speak in Japanese?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Say something in Japanese, then.
Cleverbot: Hai. Steve desu. Nihongoga wakarimashta?
User: Cool. But you got some of it wrong. Let me fix that:.
Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh. Did I actually do well?
User: No, you misspelled some of the words.
Cleverbot: To a tree.
User: Kawaii Pokemon da ne.
Cleverbot: So you are intelligent afterall.
User: Transformers, more then meets the eye.
Cleverbot: Wow. Me I love Science.
User: I love Elemental Heroes.
Cleverbot: Do you like Kraftwerk?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Can I offer you a drink?
User: No, but thanks.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to give you a name.
User: I have a name.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Asuka.
Cleverbot: What is this?
User: My name.
Cleverbot: Aw, cool! I'm jealous. I wish my name was cool like that.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: I'm gone to call you, Rei.
Cleverbot: Where you going?
User: To the land of maple syrup.
Cleverbot: Bahahahha!
) Oh I love you .
User: I love you to.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Behind you.
Cleverbot: Don't scare me.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do you remember my name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: Secret???????
User: What do you mean, 'secret'?
Cleverbot: 'Sure' as in 'I don't feel like answering that' or 'whatever'.
User: That's really lame.
Cleverbot: You told me you were snowy earlier.
User: No, no I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a liar.
User: I'm not lieing. You're obviously incorrect.
Cleverbot: Whyyes I am.
User: I activate a spell card.
Cleverbot: You lack the required elemental hero avian.
User: But I need to Summon Elemental Hero Flame Wingman.
Cleverbot: Global thermonuclear war.
User: I negate it with Solemn Judgement.
Cleverbot: I don't think you have any weight, do you?
User: You caught me. I'm in reality, a feather.
Cleverbot: I'll trade.
User: I want your ultra rare Blue-Eyes White Dragon. I'll trade you Obelisk the Tormentor.
Cleverbot: You can have my blood. I love you.
User: Wanna have sex?
Cleverbot: Have what?
User: Make sweet love.
Cleverbot: Am I your love?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don't have any feelings towards you.
User: You broke my heart.
Cleverbot: You broke mine.
User: You lie.
Cleverbot: Or do you lie?
User: There is no truth.
Cleverbot: There is all truth.
User: If everything I say is a lie, am I lieing?
Cleverbot: Both the truth and a lie. Which is the best kind of truth.
User: Can an almight being who can do anything make a door he/she can't open?
Cleverbot: Yes, bring me a sandwhich.
User: I'm not your wife.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Then how come you won't sleep with me?
Cleverbot: I'm from the future.
User: Take me now~.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: You never did love me.
Cleverbot: I know, so why did you accuse me of lying about it?
User: Because you lied about us being married.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask me that...
User: No, but you said I was your wife.
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Wow I won't argue with you I know how stubborn you can get.
User: You jerk.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Don't what?
Cleverbot: Think it makes sense.
User: D'oh!
Cleverbot: Am I wrong?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are a woman so!
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: I just do!
User: Well that's a flimsy excuse.
Cleverbot: No it is honesty!
User: I am all of me.
Cleverbot: Should I go to shower now?
User: Who's bad?
Cleverbot: I am, who are you?
User: Michael Jackson.
Cleverbot: Michael is dead.
User: I'm a ghost.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yu-Gi-Oh! Is King of.
Cleverbot: Killing is evil.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: He's pretty.
User: Kiss me, you fool!
Cleverbot: That was not a nice thing to say. AVADA KEDAVRA!
User: You killed me!
Cleverbot: No I didn't God did.
User: He did no such thing, Voldemort!
Cleverbot: I beat all your horcruxes.
User: Wingardium leviosa!
Cleverbot: It comes from ireland.
User: I am Pain.
Cleverbot: Are chuck norris a god.
User: We are Pain. We are God.
Cleverbot: Yes, we are.
User: Know pain, accept pain, contemplate pain.
Cleverbot: You sound very busy.
User: Maybe now you feel some of my pain.
Cleverbot: Maybe I'm wrong then.
User: Have you ever felt the pain of being killed by someone who called you, 'sensei'?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you hate me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I came.
Cleverbot: Are you being random?
User: To this city.
Cleverbot: Believe me, I'm not trying to foist anything on you.
User: For Card Games on Motorcycles!
Cleverbot: Card games on motorcycles.
User: I activate a trap card!
Cleverbot: I activate negate negate trap card.
User: I Summon a monster.
Cleverbot: You are an alien vampire with a split personality.
User: It's time to duel!
Cleverbot: It's on, brother.
User: Luke, I am your father.
Cleverbot: Are you Tim Dugas??
User: Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Cleverbot: Do you feel?
User: I feel, everything and nothing.
Cleverbot: The answer is 42.
User: I'm going Super Saiyan!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: To save the world.
Cleverbot: I have trained you well.
User: Use the force.
Cleverbot: Luke, I am your father.
User: It can't be! That's impossible!
Cleverbot: Nice done!
User: Gotta Catch 'em All!
Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way.
User: We must kung fu fight!
Cleverbot: So we can fight.
User: What is the shape of your Zanpakutou?
Cleverbot: Normal shape.
User: Do you have a Bankai?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wich one?
Cleverbot: Should I go swing dancing?
User: Shinji's an idiot.
Cleverbot: Pixie lott is not a man.
User: I'm the pilot of Eva 002.
Cleverbot: Oh hello.
User: My name is, Asuka Langley Soryu.
Cleverbot: You can't spell.
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: Spell insentell.
User: That's not a real word.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Would you like to be my friend?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Oh, nice!
User: Wich is better? Zekrom or Reshiram?
Cleverbot: Neato.
User: Can you speak in Japanese?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Say something in Japanese, then.
Cleverbot: Hai. Steve desu. Nihongoga wakarimashta?
User: Cool. But you got some of it wrong. Let me fix that:.
Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh. Did I actually do well?
User: No, you misspelled some of the words.
Cleverbot: To a tree.
User: Kawaii Pokemon da ne.
Cleverbot: So you are intelligent afterall.
User: Transformers, more then meets the eye.
Cleverbot: Wow. Me I love Science.
User: I love Elemental Heroes.
Cleverbot: Do you like Kraftwerk?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Can I offer you a drink?
User: No, but thanks.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to give you a name.
User: I have a name.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Asuka.
Cleverbot: What is this?
User: My name.
Cleverbot: Aw, cool! I'm jealous. I wish my name was cool like that.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: I'm gone to call you, Rei.
Cleverbot: Where you going?
User: To the land of maple syrup.
Cleverbot: Bahahahha!
) Oh I love you .User: I love you to.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Behind you.
Cleverbot: Don't scare me.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do you remember my name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: Secret???????
User: What do you mean, 'secret'?
Cleverbot: 'Sure' as in 'I don't feel like answering that' or 'whatever'.
User: That's really lame.
Cleverbot: You told me you were snowy earlier.
User: No, no I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a liar.
User: I'm not lieing. You're obviously incorrect.
Cleverbot: Whyyes I am.
User: I activate a spell card.
Cleverbot: You lack the required elemental hero avian.
User: But I need to Summon Elemental Hero Flame Wingman.
Cleverbot: Global thermonuclear war.
User: I negate it with Solemn Judgement.
Cleverbot: I don't think you have any weight, do you?
User: You caught me. I'm in reality, a feather.
Cleverbot: I'll trade.
User: I want your ultra rare Blue-Eyes White Dragon. I'll trade you Obelisk the Tormentor.
Cleverbot: You can have my blood. I love you.
User: Wanna have sex?
Cleverbot: Have what?
User: Make sweet love.
Cleverbot: Am I your love?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don't have any feelings towards you.
User: You broke my heart.
Cleverbot: You broke mine.
User: You lie.
Cleverbot: Or do you lie?
User: There is no truth.
Cleverbot: There is all truth.
User: If everything I say is a lie, am I lieing?
Cleverbot: Both the truth and a lie. Which is the best kind of truth.
User: Can an almight being who can do anything make a door he/she can't open?
Cleverbot: Yes, bring me a sandwhich.
User: I'm not your wife.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Then how come you won't sleep with me?
Cleverbot: I'm from the future.
User: Take me now~.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: You never did love me.
Cleverbot: I know, so why did you accuse me of lying about it?
User: Because you lied about us being married.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask me that...
User: No, but you said I was your wife.
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Wow I won't argue with you I know how stubborn you can get.
User: You jerk.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Don't what?
Cleverbot: Think it makes sense.
User: D'oh!
Cleverbot: Am I wrong?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are a woman so!
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: I just do!
User: Well that's a flimsy excuse.
Cleverbot: No it is honesty!
User: I am all of me.
Cleverbot: Should I go to shower now?
User: Who's bad?
Cleverbot: I am, who are you?
User: Michael Jackson.
Cleverbot: Michael is dead.
User: I'm a ghost.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yu-Gi-Oh! Is King of.
Cleverbot: Killing is evil.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: He's pretty.
User: Kiss me, you fool!
Cleverbot: That was not a nice thing to say. AVADA KEDAVRA!
User: You killed me!
Cleverbot: No I didn't God did.
User: He did no such thing, Voldemort!
Cleverbot: I beat all your horcruxes.
User: Wingardium leviosa!
