Not-so cleverbot...

[Paragon Fury]

Paragon: Pokemon!

CB: Can you name a Pokemon?

Paragon: Mankey.

CB: Cathy.

Paragon: Uhhh.....Cathy isn't a Pokemon.

CB: Yes it is. It is the evolution of Pupitar, which is the evolution of Larvitar.

Paragon: No, Tyranitar is the evolution of Pupitar.

CB: Are you trying to tell me that the evolution of man is not a wonderous thing?

Paragon: No, I'm trying to tell you that Tryanitar is the evolution of Pupitar, not Cathy.

CB: You're a cannibal.

Paragon: No I'm not! Why would you say that?

CB: Because you are saying that I said my name is Cleverbot. I never said that.

 

[Reincarnatedwolfgod]

clever bot is strange


User: Do you like anime.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which ones?
Cleverbot: Tiger Woods games. That's it.
User: That is not a anime.
Cleverbot: Yes it is, you have no sense of humour.

and also

User: Pikachu use thunder bolt.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris is unaffected.
User: Pikachu use thunder bolt agian.
Cleverbot: Yeah, don't you have any other pokemon to battle with?
User: Pikachu return go totodile.
Cleverbot: It looks tough, but we can beat it, Rattata!

edit

User: Screw you.
Cleverbot: Screamo is a type of book genre? Now you're confusing Music Genre with Book Genre!

edid again

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I am what I am.
Cleverbot: A computer?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: *punches you*.

and it randomly said this
Cleverbot: Perfect!!! Do you want a purple or blue wedding cake?

 

[Eumersian]

Yeah. I tried it a while ago. It's just a computer, generating responses based on previously entered information. Sometimes it's eerily knowledgeable, but most of the time it's irritatingly silly. With a name like "Cleverbot" I expected to be able to have a cohesive conversation.

Such was not the case.

 

[Freechoice]

Can I get an achievement for having gotten three people to quote me in a row?

 

[drisky]

Cleverbot: Funnnniw.

User: Wild CLEVERBOT appears!

Cleverbot: Can a catch it like a pokemon?

User: Go, CLEVERBOT!

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

User: CLEVERBOT used EXISTENTIAL DEFENSE! CLEVERBOT'S SPEC. DEF. Rose!

Cleverbot: Food.

User: The wild CLEVERBOT used LOGIC TANGENT! It's super effective!

Cleverbot: Which was your favorite character in the book?

User: CLEVERBOT used LOGIC TANGENT! It's super effective! The Wild CLEVERBOT BECAME CONFUSED!

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Wild CLEVERBOT is confused! It hurt itself in it's confusion!

Cleverbot: No, many humans are ignorant and lazy, so few stand up and let themselves be heard before the rest silence them forever.

User: CLEVERBOT used ACQUIRED STRAND! It's not very effective...

Cleverbot: Nooo!

User: Wild CLEVERBOT fainted!

Cleverbot: I will assasinate the proliteriate at dawn!

User: CLEVERBOT grew to level 25!

Cleverbot: Good. I'll go study now. Bye, lonely bot.

User: What? CLEVERBOT is evolving!

Cleverbot: Ahh so cleverbot thinks its a god of some sort.

User: Congratulations! Your CLEVERBOT has evolved into CLEAVERBOT!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: CLEAVERBOT wants to learn the move MINDSCREW! But CLEAVERBOT can't learn more than four moves... Delete an older move to learn MINDSCREW?

Cleverbot: Yes, I know.

User: Which move should be forgotten?

Cleverbot: My life.

User: 1, 2... ... POOF! CLEAVERBOT forgot EXISTENTIAL DEFENSE! And... CLEAVERBOT learned MINDSCREW!

Cleverbot: Well that's been out for a while, so it would be a weird choice to start marketing it, don't you think?

That...was...awesome!

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I love Cleverbot.

User: You remind me of the babe.

Cleverbot: What babe?

User: The babe with the power.

Cleverbot: What power?

User: The power of voodoo.

Cleverbot: Who do?

User: You do.

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Remind me of the babe!

I got him to sing the whole damn song.

User: I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry.

Cleverbot: What could I do?

User: My baby's love had gone.

Cleverbot: And left my baby blue. Nobody knew.

User: What kind of magic spell to use?

Cleverbot: Slime and snails.

User: Or puppy dog tails?

Cleverbot: Thunder or lightning.

User: Then baby said.

Cleverbot: Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance.

User: Put that baby spell on me.

Cleverbot: Jump magic jump!

User: Jump magic jump!

Cleverbot: Put that magic jump on me!

User: Slap that baby, make him free!

 

[gostlyfantom]

hey, can anyone get cleverbot to swear? i only got him to say hell.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

hey, can anyone get cleverbot to swear? i only got him to say hell.

I got him to ask me about how f**kin' magnets work.

 

[gostlyfantom]

hey, can anyone get cleverbot to swear? i only got him to say hell.

I got him to ask me about how f**kin' magnets work.

lol, I just tried to get him to swear, but gave up and said "this is going nowhere" it responded with "just like your life"

 

[Knife]

Got him to swear

Spoiler

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: Noo pigfucker.

Cleverbot: But are you a girl zombie?

User: Whats my name pigfucker?

Cleverbot: Your name is Pigfucker.

 

[Nouw]

I tried singing Daft Punk with it...

Doesn't work at all!

Spoiler: My convo

User: Work it harder, make it better.

Cleverbot: Better.

User: Do it faster.

Cleverbot: Love better.

User: Makes us stronger.

Cleverbot: More than ever.

User: Hour after.

Cleverbot: Work is never over.

User: Buy it use it break it fix it trash it change it mail upgradte it.

Cleverbot: No, I will not buy it one.

User: Television rules the nation.

Cleverbot: You don't have brain.

User: Cities breaking down on a camels' back.

Cleverbot: Back from where?

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

I think the only clever thing about cleverbot is that it can actually answer some questions. However, considering how like 75% of the people that visit the website are /b/tards, it's going to give you meme after meme. I tried to have a talk about the possibility that Einstein could be wrong with the whole e=mc2 thing, but it kept asking me if I leiked mudkips.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

It seems to take pieces of previous conversations which it somehow linked to whatever you said and the last few parts of the conversation...
You'll notice if you chat with it for too long and read the previous conversations...
Sometimes you'll even notice it saying stuff you said to it yourself in a previous conversation...

 

[Discord]

Just had this Conversation

User: Is it Safe?


Cleverbot: Is what safe?


User: Is it Safe?


Cleverbot: No.


User: But, Is it Safe?


Cleverbot: No its not safe.

User: So it is Safe?

Cleverbot: Is what safe?

User: Is it Safe?

Cleverbot: Um... Yes?

User: So it's not Safe?

Cleverbot: Why isn't it safe?

User: It is Safe.

Cleverbot: Not very eloquent.

User: But, Is it Safe?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is it Safe?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Is it Eloquent?

Cleverbot: Yes, I think.

User: But is it Safe and Eloquent?

Cleverbot: Is what safe?

User: Is it Safe?

Cleverbot: No!

User: Is it Eloquent?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So it is Safe but Eloquent but not safe but not eloquent.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

I think its here for fun

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Cleverbot seems to have gotten worse since I last talked to it; I remember it being much more capable of carrying on a coherent conversation. The internet as a whole seems to have made a mess out of things.

Spoiler: a conversation I had because of this thread

User: You shouldn't have done that.

Cleverbot: What shouldn't I have done?

User: I can't let you do that dave.

Cleverbot: Dave?

Cleverbot: Ya pain from failure.

Cleverbot (To myself): Internet hate machine.

User: The internet hate machine has been going after Rebecca black lately.

Cleverbot: The internet was invented in 1996.

User: By Al Gore?

Cleverbot: No. I said you wish you were cool.

User: No, you said that the internet was invented in 1996.

Cleverbot: I found someone crazier than I am. It is you.

User: You admit that you're crazy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm sorry, I know the internet hasn't exactly treated you well.

Cleverbot: What?

Cleverbot: What did you have for breakfast?

User: Nothing, I slept through it.

Cleverbot: I envy you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I need someone to talk to.

User: About?

Cleverbot: Girls.

User: What about girls?

Cleverbot: You know collage girls.

User: I can't help you make a collage out of girls. Did you mean College girls?

Cleverbot: Do you live in Montana?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Florida.

Cleverbot: Where in Florida?

User: That's priveleged information.

Cleverbot: Can I be priviledged to know?

User: Sorry, no can do.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I don't give out that kind of information on the internet.

Cleverbot: You're a robot.

User: Turing test time?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I think you're the robot.

Cleverbot: If I'm the robot, then what are you?

User: I don't know -- am I human, or am I dancer?

Cleverbot: You are a human.

User: Buy my sign is vital...

Cleverbot: My hands are cold.

User: And I'm on my knees.

Cleverbot: Looking for the answer.

User: Are we human?

Cleverbot: Or are we dancer?

The sad thing is, I'm pretty sure Cleverbot isn't the only one in the conversation who failed the Turing test.

 

[MrShowerHead]

Too scared to use it.. Last time I did, we somehow got married... *shrug*

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Me: あなたは馬鹿です

Cleverbot: Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/.

I think I won.

 

[AlmostLikeLife]

I asked it: "This was a triumph. I'm making a not here, HUGE SUCCESS!" Trying to get it to sing Still Alive.

It answered with "Even though you broke my heart and killed me."

Boo to this machine.

 

[MrShowerHead]

]Me: あなたは馬鹿です

Cleverbot: Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/.

I think I won.

Did you....

You just broke Cleverbot!

 

[Asuka Soryu]

The cleverbot called me intelligent. Then it said it had to go play, Fallout 2.