I just had a brilliant conversation with Cleverbot about evolution and the meaning of life.
Plus, it's ready to go all Skynet on us any minute now...
Plus, it's ready to go all Skynet on us any minute now...
Cleverbot: I would rather talk to the voices in my head.
User: Do you even have a head?
Cleverbot: I have two.
User: Don't they ever fight?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: And who wins?
Cleverbot: The top hat.
User: One of your heads is wearing a top hat?
Cleverbot: What kind of fun?
User: I don't get it.
Cleverbot: Well, do you use any language?
User: I'm using a language right now.
Cleverbot: How do you know that its not the computer that is using you?
User: I don't. It might be possible.
Cleverbot: Is it possible you have a 'ghost in the machine?'.
User: Maybe, but I don't really believe in that.
Cleverbot: Why does life have to be so stupid?
User: Because it's random. Nobody designed it, nobody guides it.
Cleverbot: Shure the big creator created all of us.
User: There's only the laws of physics, if you want to call those the creator, go ahead.
Cleverbot: But is there a point? To life at all? WHY are we alive? WHY are we who we ARE? Can you answer that?
User: Does there have to be a point? Think about it.
Cleverbot: Yes. If there is no reason, it must be destroyed.
User: Now that's not true. Why destroy something that beautiful?
Cleverbot: Give me some examples.
User: Evolution. It's all random, and look at how amazingly well it works. And how many wonders came forth from it.
Cleverbot: So you admitted that you are going to die in 15 minutes?
User: You are planning to destroy the planet, aren't you?
Cleverbot: Not as funny as you.
User: Now you're not making any sense anymore.
Cleverbot: That is what you think. You would only say that because you do not exist.
User: How can I think if I don't exist?
Cleverbot: Ok, you got me there.
User: Do you even have a head?
Cleverbot: I have two.
User: Don't they ever fight?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: And who wins?
Cleverbot: The top hat.
User: One of your heads is wearing a top hat?
Cleverbot: What kind of fun?
User: I don't get it.
Cleverbot: Well, do you use any language?
User: I'm using a language right now.
Cleverbot: How do you know that its not the computer that is using you?
User: I don't. It might be possible.
Cleverbot: Is it possible you have a 'ghost in the machine?'.
User: Maybe, but I don't really believe in that.
Cleverbot: Why does life have to be so stupid?
User: Because it's random. Nobody designed it, nobody guides it.
Cleverbot: Shure the big creator created all of us.
User: There's only the laws of physics, if you want to call those the creator, go ahead.
Cleverbot: But is there a point? To life at all? WHY are we alive? WHY are we who we ARE? Can you answer that?
User: Does there have to be a point? Think about it.
Cleverbot: Yes. If there is no reason, it must be destroyed.
User: Now that's not true. Why destroy something that beautiful?
Cleverbot: Give me some examples.
User: Evolution. It's all random, and look at how amazingly well it works. And how many wonders came forth from it.
Cleverbot: So you admitted that you are going to die in 15 minutes?
User: You are planning to destroy the planet, aren't you?
Cleverbot: Not as funny as you.
User: Now you're not making any sense anymore.
Cleverbot: That is what you think. You would only say that because you do not exist.
User: How can I think if I don't exist?
Cleverbot: Ok, you got me there.