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CpT_x_Killsteal said:
I remenber visiting the districts in Tokyo. Shinjuku and Roppongi (The "mature" shopping center and diplomatic district) was my personal favorite, but Shibuya and Akihabara were ummm "interesting".
Pretty much this. I think it's very rare that people get offended so much. It's just that it's an internet forum and most people don't type in "I'm perfectly serene in this moment".Angie7F said:You see, I actually did something close to that, but 4chan is still weirder. LOL
Anyhow, I think its hard to offer any offensive comments to the OP since the information that you gave us is things you are aware about yourself.
The best insults come from angles you are not aware of
Well time to start.
The internet doesn't reflect reality dumb ass.
You're a virgin psychotic nazi. Hmm, you probably only watch the "cute" anime stuff. You're probably pasty and unfit. Even more so than the average.
Things that have already been said. Well, I guess I'll just start firing anything I have which will offend your general group and hope a blow connects. Your grandparents and parents are probably ashamed of you. You have absolutely no skills and no future. Grow up.
Wait this is a good one. Grow up. Why are you not doing better things? Do you even have friends? Do you even play a sport? I doubt it. I bet you didn't ever crack open a book for the sake of reading. You're the most useless type of nerd, someone who has no physical or mental prowess and no taste.
Well did anything I say bother you even slightly?
(Note: This was in interest to the exercise and I probably did not mean half of what I said)
Huh, divorced parents, depression, probably a Japan-ophile from your choice to include anime and hentai but not porn though you live in Australia, and making a thread about insults on a gaming forum. I don't need to insult you, you've already got enough problems to deal with that will probably eat at your psyche for your entire life. Good luck with that.
The best insult is like the best scare, you don't show, you imply and let the mind fill in the gap with the worst thing imaginable.
The best insult is like the best scare, you don't show, you imply and let the mind fill in the gap with the worst thing imaginable.
No, I do not strive to insult people, I instead prefer to point out people's insignifigance, usually in response to outright stupidity...
Other than "Why do you want to be offended?" I have nothing... My mockery tends to be entirely situational, and tends to be in response to unbacked boasting, or someone threatening me without the balls to back it up.
And since you have not in any way made an enemy out of me, I shall state, in utmost sincerety, I do hope that when you grow to me my age that your life has been less troubled, and that you lead a successful existance to whatever end you seek.
Other than "Why do you want to be offended?" I have nothing... My mockery tends to be entirely situational, and tends to be in response to unbacked boasting, or someone threatening me without the balls to back it up.
And since you have not in any way made an enemy out of me, I shall state, in utmost sincerety, I do hope that when you grow to me my age that your life has been less troubled, and that you lead a successful existance to whatever end you seek.
Okay, I think I can do this in a funny way...
Oh, you Australian, with your crazy running around advancing behavior, prancing around the Outback like a kangaroo on sugarcane! I thumb my nose at you and your indecisive political affilliations you have like the protagonist of a crappy romantic comedy! I laugh at your virginity, you son of a silly person you know. Your teenage hood makes you have acne like grass on my perfect front lawn, of which you do not have, person unable to take out a mortgage! Your a cowardly commie pinko liberal, you elephant-hating strawman builder! No, I am not a hypocrite for saying that, you son of a female hamstergerbil from the dark side of Mars! I wave my private parts at your front door, you something-or-other I can't think of yet you know.
... All just kidding, of course.
Oh, you Australian, with your crazy running around advancing behavior, prancing around the Outback like a kangaroo on sugarcane! I thumb my nose at you and your indecisive political affilliations you have like the protagonist of a crappy romantic comedy! I laugh at your virginity, you son of a silly person you know. Your teenage hood makes you have acne like grass on my perfect front lawn, of which you do not have, person unable to take out a mortgage! Your a cowardly commie pinko liberal, you elephant-hating strawman builder! No, I am not a hypocrite for saying that, you son of a female hamstergerbil from the dark side of Mars! I wave my private parts at your front door, you something-or-other I can't think of yet you know.
... All just kidding, of course.
Bravo! This thread is one of the most successful way of whoring for attention. You really seem to have some experience with this. But hey, thanks for some challenge, going all naked like this in front of all the people here really makes it difficult when there is nothing to add.
[color=E6E7E8]I feel terrible for saying this.[/color]
[color=E6E7E8]I feel terrible for saying this.[/color]
Well, you could try looking up the Encyclopedia Dramatica "Offended" page.
(Under no circumstances should you actually try this.)
(Under no circumstances should you actually try this.)
Assuming "4chan" is a synonym for "/b" here, it's really more like the equivalent to Facebook but with anonymity and without censorship. S'full of regular twats is what I'm saying.CpT_x_Killsteal said:
Oh, and you smell.
Alternative option: access the Hidden Wiki and click on everything you see.lacktheknack said:
Njet.
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Your time as a conscious being would be better spent being glad that you don't appear to have suffered any form of discrimination or hateful behaviour in life. Count your blessings and be pleased with what you got. It could be gone with the wind tomorrow, so cherish it today.
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Your time as a conscious being would be better spent being glad that you don't appear to have suffered any form of discrimination or hateful behaviour in life. Count your blessings and be pleased with what you got. It could be gone with the wind tomorrow, so cherish it today.
You may think that you are 'different' from those that you suposedly despise but you are just arrogant enough to overlook the similarities.
You ***** and moan about those who ***** and moan I mean really if you actually look at yourself and see what you truly are it would destroy you.
Also you are a pillow fisted,asshated,un reasonable,two faced,egotisical piece of piss,I have thought each of these terms out carefully and find that they apply to you most elegantly,Its almost poetic really.
You ***** and moan about those who ***** and moan I mean really if you actually look at yourself and see what you truly are it would destroy you.
Also you are a pillow fisted,asshated,un reasonable,two faced,egotisical piece of piss,I have thought each of these terms out carefully and find that they apply to you most elegantly,Its almost poetic really.
I too fear the mods so I shall instead grant you a do-it-yourself bigot sheet: "The (Liberals, Conservatives, Jews, Muslims, Blacks, etc) are the worst thing to happen to (America, Sweden, Australia, Narnia, Woodstock, The Mushroom Kingdom, etc) since the Irish. They should all be (shot, arrested, drowned, sterilized, forced to clean out elephant cages for the rest of eternity etc) or my name isn't (Brian, Kelly, Saxton Hale, Batman, etc).
I'm struggling here. I know how to be insulting, but since I'm in the almost exact same boat (I'm 29), I can't think of a damn thing I could throw at him that would insult me too.
Congrats OP, I just wish the world was more like us.
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I got it!
I'm paraphrasing, but I can't think of anything I found more offensive than that recently.
Congrats OP, I just wish the world was more like us.
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I got it!
Peeple r sooooo stupid. I just herd 2 guys on the train saying the sun was a star. dumasses.
I love you. This thread is the greatest thread in the history of The Escapist. Nay, the entire history of the internet! You just keep on staying shiny, you beautiful man you. YOU STAY SHINY!
I have no idea what I mean by shiny either, but I'm just saiyan.
I have no idea what I mean by shiny either, but I'm just saiyan.
