Oh, Japan: Boobs Used As Marketing For Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2

[Eatbrainz]

What the hell is wrong with Japan?

 

[FluffX]

This might just be the best advertising campaign ever made

 

[Hexenwolf]

So almost everyone in japan feels compelled to touch a fake pair of breasts on the wall. Do you?

 

[Soxafloppin]

I found it funny. Light hearted humour for a violent game, awesome.

 

[similar.squirrel]

'Oh, Japan' indeed.
The world would be a much duller place without them.

60% of all Cracked lists wouldn't exist.

 

[LimeJester]

Well they are only going to show you the people who walk by and do something. They aren't going to show you the old lady who walks by and goes "What the..." in Japanese in her head. That's just not good advertising.

But that milk commercial posted is really creepy. Especially the song playing in the background.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

What's worse? The fact that they did this, of the fact that I am not surprised at all?

I think its the fact that no one Motorboated them.


Because I totally wouldn't do that.

>.>
<.<

Hehe...

*Flight to Japan*

 

[antipunt]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/abr/lowres/abrn335l.jpg

 

[shadowstriker86]

YouTube is sucking lately. I'm going to assume this is the one [http://www.gametrailers.com/video/japanese-breasts-ninja-gaiden/53584]?

I'm guessing these people feeling them up are like, "So, what - does something happen when I feel it up?"

And then there's this:

...WTF!?

i nearly fell off my chair laughing, man do i love it when japan does crazy stuff like this, it really brightens my day to see something so stupid yet something so entertaining that it makes me laugh till my sides hurt and my throat is sore

 

[Icehearted]

I laughed, hard. Best part was when even the women had to cop a feel.

 

[C117]

Mmm, boobies.

 

[Arbitrary Cidin]

I think it's a joke on how tits complicate that sort of ninja technique? S she has a special fake wall that her tits fit in. Not that it keeps her low profile....

 

[13lackfriday]

It is a funny concept...

its a parrody of 'Be a Ninja, Hide in plain sight!' which is often presented in stealth games where you are mearly a few feet away and obviously in the open but still remain unseen.

the concept is that the ninja uses a white sheet and draps it over him/herself and is then able to hide against a non-discript colored wall. if you look closely the upper corners have hands which are holding the top of said sheet. however the would be ninja fails because their excessive bust protrudes from their impromptu hiding spot.

it is selling both sex and stupidity.
i love it.

Hm, clever analysis.

But it's that or a blatantly smutty "hands-on" ad for the game.

 

[Dogstile]

Now that would be amusing if there was a real chick behind that with her tits hanging out.
Otherwise its just... wtf? They could at least have put a semi visible sign on it advertising the product.

Also its illegal for men in britain to get naked in the street, but not for women.

After seeing british chicks the only response I can come up with is *shudder*

some British chicks don't look /that/ bad

and that guy is talking a whole load of crap. public indecency is a crime for both genders

 

[Glerken]

Wow. Not wow at the fact that Japan did this. But the fact that every guy and girl that walked by it ran their hands over the breasts...

 

[wildwind1290]

I don't mind people using the chest-mounted pervert slappers as a means of making extra cash (see my posts on the Artificial Thrills article for further views on this phenomenon), but out of all the epic, strange, and outright bananas things Japan has done, I daresay this takes the cake.

 

[shadow skill]

I believe that second video is fake. I want to say that the portion of the clip with the girls in cow print bathing suits is from Melody of Oblivion.

 

[Woodsey]

Erm... What..? What was even the point..?

How desperate must they be?