Oh no, your avatar has attacked!

[IxHADOUKENxI]

IVE BEEN EMP'D ALL ELECTRONICS ARE DOWN!

 

[interspark]

[sarcasm] OH - NO - SOMEBODY - SAVE - ME [/sarcasm]

seriously, anyone got any repel on them?

 

[LornMind]

My avatar wouldn't do that. Hakumen and Nirvana would be distracted by their burning love for each other.

 

[Iron_will]

A hikikomori with a knife?

Yeah, nope. Not much... I think.

 

[hawkeye52]

well it keeps damn morphing so i can't decide but i'll guess i will decide on the fact that its a ditto and say no i am not fucked in the slightest

 

[BarskeLars]

Not much to worry about, is it?

 

[noogai18]

So I'm going to be clubbed to death by a panda with a folding chair?

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

If it's Ash's Pikachu...were screwed...

Anyone got a Onix or something?

Pikachu beat Onix before. It got it wet? And that...wait. Logic not working.

OT:

OH SHIT!

Bayonetta...

I'm totally dead. I have no chance at all.

 

[interspark]

Been reading the first page, it's surprising how many avatars spell immediate death for their owners (and sometimes the universe) in this hypothetical situation.

yeah maybe, i think im pretty safe in this scenario though

 

[hurfdurp]

Someone will probably get kidnapped during his lunge, so I should be pretty safe while he tends to that.

On the other hand, if he doesn't get distracted you're dealing with someone who can shrug off an axe to the face and explode your head with a kick. I would hide if I were you.

You're right, he is amazing. What an honorable death I'd receive!

 

[Jiefu]

Considering mine is actually being killed if you look closely enough, I'm not worried.

 

[Lt.Snuffles]

As long as I don't expose my weak point, i'll be fine

 

[The Typical American]

Looks like a fluffernutter sandwich is out of the question for mine...

 

[interspark]

If it's Ash's Pikachu...were screwed...

Anyone got a Onix or something?

ahh that's easy, just distract it with some ketchup and then stamp on it

 

[WorldCritic]

Well he's exploding, so yeah. I'm pretty fucked.

 

[Ensiferum]

Yeah I have BOTH the Dark Lord Morgoth AND the giant spider Ungoliant to deal with so it's only a matter of which one gets to me first.

 

[Ickorus]

Oh no, attack of the mildly annoying bug, how will I survive?

 

[Marowit]

Not that screwed - I'll just flip the safety and set it down on a table.

Now if it sprouted legs, eyes, a brain, and the ability to squeeze it's own trigger (that's what she said), then I'd be screwed.

Guns don't kill people...people kill people...and bullets...and falling trees...I guess I best say

Guns alone don't kill people, but they sure freakin' help too.

 

[BioHazardMan]

OH CHRIST, ATOMIC BOMB, O-SHI-

 

[USSR]

God help you.