OH NO! You're a clone!

[MisterDyslexo]

Have sex with my original self, distribute it, become a porn star. If he's taking everything I own, he's gonna have to give me some compensation for it, money and otherwise.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Leave? Just when I found the perfect multiplayer partner? Are you insane? We like all the same things, we have all the same systems and games, we both watch the same show, why would I leave?

Pretty much this. Although it'd feel really really weird at first.

Since I am home alone most of the time I would ring the doorbell and introduce myself. Naturally I would be suspicious of me at first but I am sure after a short time I would gain my trust.

Then the fun begins!

Is sex with your clone... sex or masturbation? hmm

Either way, it's unbelievably narcissistic.

pffft, don't you wanna know what you look like from this angle or that angle? I know you and your clone would be comparing your self image to actually seeing yourself.

you say narcissistic like it's a bad thing.

When it gets to the point where you'd actually want to have sex with yourself, your damn right I consider it a bad thing.

 

[HerbertTheHamster]

Kill him, highlander style.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE





I feel like I have written this before in an identical topic

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

I'd dye my hair blonde and go into exile.

 

[aww yea]

hey wait my girlfriend... oh man this is sad

But apart from that i would probably take half his life for him, it would be really easy to live from this point on. My family would be totally cool with it, heck me and me and my girlfriend might even... yknow... have a really fun day out


Also i would buy a huge coat and pretend i doubled in height overnight
Also i would play myself at fighting games and see who won
Also i would drink LOADS and switch with the original to make people think im super hardcore
Also i would arm wrestle myself all the time
Also i would reminisce with myself
Also i would become the best "one man band" in the world
Also i would do laps of school corridors in equal distance from me so people walk past me twice in a row
Also i would get in fights with myself and bet money on my victory and win

Okay im gonna stop now. But thanks for telling me my lifes dream

 

[Drazeric]

realize thats why i dont have a belly button!

 

[Biosophilogical]

Leave? Just when I found the perfect multiplayer partner? Are you insane? We like all the same things, we have all the same systems and games, we both watch the same show, why would I leave?

And the thing is, no matter what outcome you choose, your original would want that to happen as well. So not only do you find the best partner for everything (also, like someone above said, a long lost twin story sounds like a good 'public cover'), but if you want them as your partner for everything, then you get them as your partner for everything.

OT: ^^This. Also, I'd let them have their life. My memories have been falsified, so the life isn't mine to take. Also, even though I'm a clone, I'm technically a separate individual, so my life would be my own, to make of it what I wish.

 

[Antisigma]

Hm. My initial response would probably be something along the lines of 'wait, really? All those people who expect things from me, want things from me, have relationships with me? They're yours? HA! Sucker. Have fun with that, I'm leaving.'

I would proceed to get very drunk, hitchhike to another province, and find a simple job in a quiet town. Maybe become a farmhand. I'm sure that wouldn't be as simple as it looks on paper, but hey, I can dream.

 

[Demonio Penguino]

If you don't like being a clone: At night, slit the original's throat, take his place, have sex with his/her/your wife/husband, and forget you're even a clone.
If you like being a clone: Explain the situation to the original and your/his family, hang out with the original, make up a twin brother story to tell anyone who questions you, and have a threesome with you, the other you, and your/his/her wife/husband.
Either way, SEX!

 

[Smiles]

I'd offer myself to science. I haven't got anything better to do with this life...

 

[Rarhnor]

"There can be only one"

 

[funguy2121]

Imagine you come home from work to find your doppelganger in your house, relaxing with your family or chilling with your friends. After a little investigation, you discover that YOU are their clone, with their memories and everything. You are fresh out of the lab, so they have been taking care of family business, but you feel as if you were there on all the family picnics and whatnot. Do you graciously vanish into the night, leaving the original to have your life? Discusse-vous!

I saw Moon for the first time the other night, with future-academy-award-winning actor Sam Rockwell. Best human reaction to a well-tread sci-fi trope I've ever seen, which was completely unexpected and totally made the film.

Wanna guess which one?

 

[Trivun]

Imagine you come home from work to find your doppelganger in your house, relaxing with your family or chilling with your friends. After a little investigation, you discover that YOU are their clone, with their memories and everything. You are fresh out of the lab, so they have been taking care of family business, but you feel as if you were there on all the family picnics and whatnot. Do you graciously vanish into the night, leaving the original to have your life? Discusse-vous!

Just a wild random guess here, but have you recently been watching The 6th Day by any chance?

Anyway, I'd just move on and carve out my own life elsewhere. Simple as that, why ruin my original self's life just because I happen to look like him and have his memories? I'm not such a douche that I'd do something like that .

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

"This world ain't big enough for the both of us"

 

[qeinar]

we both work as a team to find the lab and create a clone army of me to take over the world.

you can't clone a clone

you can.

Also i'm a reasonable guy so i could probably live with there beeing another me. my friends would probably have a hard time dealing with 2 of me, we would always agree on things, they would probably argue that since we basicly have the same base of knowledge our opinions would only count as one.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

We get some guns and take over Big Shell. And make the most incoherent gameplot ever.

Or, we could just game a bit. Whatever makes Hideo Kojima talk to me.

 

[DPeteD]

Must.. kill... myself his life will be mine.
that or work together to take over the world

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Change my name and move on out. Simple as that.

CAPTCHA: much Asseted

 

[Jaded Scribe]

I'd give my husband a very good night (nudgenudgewinkwinksaynomoresaynomore).

Then I'd live the best life ever. Alternate between which does work/school/family stuff, the other could just play video games all day

 

[WolfThomas]

Introduce myself to my clone, go public with my cloning tale, make money from interviews, get lawyers to establish that my qualifications are valid for both us. Set up my own life, name, medicare number, tax file number etc. Go into General Practice as partners. Live comfortably as a minor celebrity with a sucessful business and good friend/new brother.