Oh No! You're Going to be Executed! What is your Last Request?

[thePyro_13]

No bag over my head, and only one gunman.

If someone's going to kill me, they're going to look me in the eye when they do it. And they're going to know that they did it. None of that being able to blame the rest of the squad. They're going to know that they killed me and their going to feel bad for it.

Ideally I would also get an attempt to convince them I was innocent and didn't deserve to die. Even if I still end up being murdered, I want the person who did it to feel bad for it.

 

[Blackdoom]

If I am to be killed via Firing Squad ask the Firing Squad to step forward and aim better.

If I am to be hung my request is to have Iron Maiden to sing Hallowed Be Thy Name.

If I am going to be killed by Electric Chair then I would have Metallica performing Ride The Lightening.

If I am going to die I want it to be awesome.

 

[WestMountain]

I would wish for 2 lifes.. Duh

 

[Gardenia]

My last wish is to be able to pick out 5 people who get shot with me.

 

[MarsKitagawa]

I think my last wish would be... to be cremated and, at the afterparty ('cause, psycho murderer like me, they'll definitely be celebrating that passing), to have my ashes sprinkled into the food of my enemies, thus literalizing the phrase "bite me" ^_^

 

[kawaiiamethist]

Let me live long enough to play Final Fantasy Versus XIII.

 

[Kathinka]

Well if I'd want the electric chair and as my last meal I'd eat 3 kilos of unpopped pop corn, washed down with corn oil and butter.

Hopefully what happens next is as awesome as I imagine.

you, sir, win this thread and we can officially close down the internet now

 

[A Raging Emo]

Well if I'd want the electric chair and as my last meal I'd eat 3 kilos of unpopped pop corn, washed down with corn oil and butter.

Hopefully what happens next is as awesome as I imagine.

you, sir, win this thread and we can officially close down the internet now

I added it to the Favorites Section.

I think my last wish would be... to be cremated and, at the afterparty ('cause, psycho murderer like me, they'll definitely be celebrating that passing), to have my ashes sprinkled into the food of my enemies, thus literalizing the phrase "bite me" ^_^

If I were you, I'd get my Ashes loaded into Shotgun Shells, and have my family use them to kill my enemies.

 

[A Raging Emo]

[sub]Did anyone else think, 'Oh no! You have been subjected to radiation!'?[/sub]

I actually thought of that when I was writing the Title.

A mutated hand has grown out of you're stomach; what is the best course of treatment?

 

[WolfThomas]

Well if I'd want the electric chair and as my last meal I'd eat 3 kilos of unpopped pop corn, washed down with corn oil and butter.

Hopefully what happens next is as awesome as I imagine.

you, sir, win this thread and we can officially close down the internet now

Shucks, I do try my best.

 

[Valksy]

Hmm. Tricky choice (and huzzah! a totally immoral one!):

Me and someone that I shall not name, a private room and a mattress (because I am too old for carpet burns and hard floors) for a couple of hours. I would hate to go to my grave with regrets and not taking this specific lass to bed when I had the chance would be one of them.

Me and someone else that I shall not name (flame war territory), a private room and a baseball bat and five minutes. Shithead would get everything they had coming to them.

I am not sure those are the kinds of last requests that are granted but other than that, fuck it, let's get on with it.

 

[Eleima]

If I **had** to choose... In this day and age, I'd ask to be space'd.

Only before your brain explodes.

Actually, I was thinking something along the lines of near non existent air supply, so it would be more like suffocating.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

That Michael Bay be killed in a massive explosion.

 

[A Raging Emo]

If I **had** to choose... In this day and age, I'd ask to be space'd.

Only before your brain explodes.

Actually, I was thinking something along the lines of near non existent air supply, so it would be more like suffocating.

It'd be cool to watch, either way.

 

[Trifixion]

My last request before execution is that I be allowed to press The Red Button, thus declaring full-scale global thermonuclear war. If I'm dying, I'm taking everyone else with me.

 

[SamElliot'sMustache]

To have Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, and the entirety of Fox News executed with me.

 

[Scythax]

I'd tell them that if they're man enough to kill me with electricity or a gun, then they're sure as hell manly enough to do it with a plastic spoon too. Lets see who tires first!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

 

[A Raging Emo]

I'd tell them that if they're man enough to kill me with electricity or a gun, then they're sure as hell manly enough to do it with a plastic spoon too. Lets see who tires first!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

... And again, and again, and again and again and again!