Oh No! You're Going to be Executed! What is your Last Request?

[Skooterz]

BRING ME A TACO. No, four tacos! No, a dozen!

 

[RanD00M]

My last request would be that I could make sweet sensual love one last time.Or for the first time.Depending on of this is in the present or in the future.

 

[scw55]

The power to control time. So I can live the rest of my life in quiet solitude.

 

[Xesumie]

Duke Nukem Forever.

 

[titanium turtle]

ZOMBIE LAND!

genius

 

[FaithorFire]

If I'm being executed, its most likely for being an asshole about politics, so I'll go with the whole martyrdom speech while my firing squad is being prepped. When they're ready, I'll yell "hurry up you pussy-footed brown-shirts, pull the damn trigger" or something similar.
depending on who I pissed off

edit: I forgot the request! I want the whole thing taped and broadcast. The world shall know of my insanity

 

[slightly evil]

Execution by being dropped out of a stealth bomber into
the Chester zoo lion enclosure, just to see what would happen.
or to be allowed to have sex... with the exocutioner's mother

 

[A Raging Emo]

Execution by being dropped out of a stealth bomber into
the Chester zoo lion enclosure, just to see what would happen.
or to be allowed to have sex... with the exocutioner's mother

Chester? I live near there? Where abouts do you live?

 

[Triforceformer]

My last request would be that I could make sweet sensual love one last time.Or for the first time.Depending on of this is in the present or in the future.

I'll bet you're on trial for killing the 50th women that wouldn't even let you get up to plate *ZING*.

 

[Super Toast]

24 hours with a copy of TimeSplitters 4. Or Jessica Alba. Or Zooey Deschanel.

 

[A Raging Emo]

My last request would be that I could make sweet sensual love one last time.Or for the first time.Depending on of this is in the present or in the future.

I'll bet you're on trial for killing the 50th women that wouldn't even let you get up to plate *ZING*.

BOOM! ... Headshot!

I knw that was mean, but you made me laugh, there.

 

[RanD00M]

My last request would be that I could make sweet sensual love one last time.Or for the first time.Depending on of this is in the present or in the future.

I'll bet you're on trial for killing the 50th women that wouldn't even let you get up to plate *ZING*.

I will admit that that was one of the best jokes that I have heard about my virginity.
I applaud you good sir and/or madam.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

my last request? to say my final goodbyes, to family and friends

 

[Dark Angel Warlord]

my final request to bang the wives of every member of the firing squad including the man who ordered the kill on me
so i get my final revenge 9 months later

 

[De Ronneman]

I want 2 wishes.

Get shot by a clown. At least I'll get killed by my nemesis.

What the clown doesn't know is that my other wish is a pressure sensitive "Saw the game"-style shotgun trap that goes off when I fall down.

At least that way my death was usefull to the world, I took out a clown.

 

[Lightbulb830]

I would like to go on stage infront of hundreds of people and have my head explode all over them. That would be epic.

 

[sgt_tower]

ask for the prison keys

 

[A Raging Emo]

I want 2 wishes.

Get shot by a clown. At least I'll get killed by my nemesis.

What the clown doesn't know is that my other wish is a pressure sensitive "Saw the game"-style shotgun trap that goes off when I fall down.

At least that way my death was usefull to the world, I took out a clown.

Favorite'd. I like it.

 

[Triforceformer]

My last request would be that I could make sweet sensual love one last time.Or for the first time.Depending on of this is in the present or in the future.

I'll bet you're on trial for killing the 50th women that wouldn't even let you get up to plate *ZING*.

I will admit that that was one of the best jokes that I have heard about my virginity.
I applaud you good sir and/or madam.

Spoiler: FUCK YEAH APPLAUD ME!

 

[blindthrall]

I wish to eat of Glenn Beck's heart.