Chester? I live near there? Where abouts do you live?slightly evil said:Execution by being dropped out of a stealth bomber into
the Chester zoo lion enclosure, just to see what would happen.
or to be allowed to have sex... with the exocutioner's mother
I'll bet you're on trial for killing the 50th women that wouldn't even let you get up to plate *ZING*.RanD00M said:My last request would be that I could make sweet sensual love one last time.Or for the first time.Depending on of this is in the present or in the future.
BOOM! ... Headshot!Triforceformer said:I'll bet you're on trial for killing the 50th women that wouldn't even let you get up to plate *ZING*.RanD00M said:My last request would be that I could make sweet sensual love one last time.Or for the first time.Depending on of this is in the present or in the future.
I will admit that that was one of the best jokes that I have heard about my virginity.Triforceformer said:I'll bet you're on trial for killing the 50th women that wouldn't even let you get up to plate *ZING*.RanD00M said:My last request would be that I could make sweet sensual love one last time.Or for the first time.Depending on of this is in the present or in the future.
Favorite'd. I like it.De Ronneman said:I want 2 wishes.
Get shot by a clown. At least I'll get killed by my nemesis.
What the clown doesn't know is that my other wish is a pressure sensitive "Saw the game"-style shotgun trap that goes off when I fall down.
At least that way my death was usefull to the world, I took out a clown.
RanD00M said:I will admit that that was one of the best jokes that I have heard about my virginity.Triforceformer said:I'll bet you're on trial for killing the 50th women that wouldn't even let you get up to plate *ZING*.RanD00M said:My last request would be that I could make sweet sensual love one last time.Or for the first time.Depending on of this is in the present or in the future.
I applaud you good sir and/or madam.