Oh No! You're Going to be Executed! What is your Last Request?

[A Raging Emo]

The people who are going to execute me must eat Mt.Everest, before they kill me.

Good luck, chaps, I'll be back in a few hundred years to see how you've gotten with that. Oh! sorry, I'll have died from natural causes by then! Shame.

Added to favorites.

 

[Berserker119]

I just want pudding.

 

[Red Bomb]

Strap me to the top of a NASA shuttle with an old Victorian flying hat and goggles on (proper Steampunk style), singing Black Sabbath's Heaven & Hell while saluting as Im blasted into space.

 

[Claymorez]

I turn to the guards and say "Well I wont begrudge you men doing your jobs - however I feel I must inform you of the defenition of executed.

There is:
a. the act of executing something.
b. The state of being executed.
2. The manner, style, or result of performance: The plan was sound; its execution, faulty.
3. The act or an instance of putting to death or being put to death as a lawful penalty."

"Which I am sure you gentlemen are thinking of doing however I would prefer you interpret this word this way as they do in law."

"Validation of a legal document by the performance of all necessary formalities."

So if you could ya know not have any hard feelings and look the other way when I get it on with my girl friend as I am not allowed to escape we can be the best of friends!"

 

[A Raging Emo]

I turn to the guards and say "Well I wont begrudge you men doing your jobs - however I feel I must inform you of the defenition of executed.

There is:
a. the act of executing something.
b. The state of being executed.
2. The manner, style, or result of performance: The plan was sound; its execution, faulty.
3. The act or an instance of putting to death or being put to death as a lawful penalty."

"Which I am sure you gentlemen are thinking of doing however I would prefer you interpret this word this way as they do in law."

"Validation of a legal document by the performance of all necessary formalities."

So if you could ya know not have any hard feelings and look the other way when I get it on with my girl friend as I am not allowed to escape we can be the best of friends!"

Haha, good job, sir, you made me smile this morning.

 

[Ryuu814]

I'd ask the guards to divde by Zero.
and if that doesnt confuse the guards enough to let me escape
I'd clone Captain Falcon and get him to falco punch the other, causing the world to go up in flames.
"if the world wishes my destruction...it goes with me"

 

[Tiny116]

Before you kill me, just answer my riddle!

What came first the chiken or the egg?

 

[Mechsoap]

a gun to either take a guard with in death or to be allowed to take my own life

 

[rokkolpo]

me: behind this mask there is more than flesh, there is an idea.
and ideas are bulletproof.

executoner: OK put him in the electric chair!

me: Awwww that's not fair!

 

[El Poncho]

I want to fight to the death in a battle of epic proportions.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

Sex. I don't want to die as a virgin :C

ninja...

though honestly, i'd say "fuck that shit! ive ALMOST FINISHED!"

(no, not a game, if i were arrested i would ask for a computer to write novels in jail for the rest of my life.)

 

[Queen Michael]

To get Hugh Jackman to dress up as Wolverine and stab me with his claws. Come to think of it, I'd probably ask for that even if I weren't gonna be executed.

 

[kahlzun]

"Look, What's that OVER THERE?"

woopwoopwoopwoopwoop... door slams

 

[Toranilor]

I would request to be killed by a giant Rube Goldberg machine.

Specifially one inside a high altitude plane, where I would be dropped to my death apon it's completion, wearing a Captain Falcon suit, with a big banner trailing me that reads "Falcon Punch!"

 

[reg42]

Ask to get played Stairway to Heaven during the execution. The irony would be awesome.

 

[Nico4]

To play Duke Nukem forever.. that should give me a few extra years to live.

Old thread, but.... that only gave you an extra year. mwhahahaha

 

[IamQ]

To play Duke Nukem forever.. that should give me a few extra years to live.

Old post or not, I'll still post that this is fitting, because if this were to happend at the time this were posted, you'd have about one year to live.

 

[Spartan448]

For those of you who've seen the most recent episode of Red vs Blue...

"Hey buddy, can you hold this for me?"
"Sure. What is is?"
"A transmitter."
"What's it transmitting?"
"Your location."

*Dives to side*

Those of you who have seen the episode know what comes next.

For those of you who HAVEN'T seen the episode...

I would request to be executed by tournament of the sword. I get a sword. Each executioner gets a sword, and we fight 1v1 bouts in the ring until either I get stabbed, or they all die, in which case I go free.

 

[Nico4]

To play Duke Nukem forever.. that should give me a few extra years to live.

Old post or not, I'll still post that this is fitting, because if this were to happend at the time this were posted, you'd have about one year to live.

Think the next game to play before we die, should be FF Versus 13.

 

[Johndo]

write a will to give all my possessions and money to my dad and close relatives.