One-line confessions

[Corjha]

I'm in pain and confused

 

[The Ambrosian]

It wasn't really over 9000.

It was 1006! (Cookie for reference, won't take people long though)

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

sometimes i dream about cheese...

I'm not even gonna tell you to shut up.

OT: When this is all over, I'm gonna mate.

 

[Zagzag]

I have just spent the last five hours sitting at my computer waiting for the next episode of Spoiler Warning to go up (I thought it would be up yesterday) and not really doing anything else.

 

[spartandude]

I ate all your bees...

Cookie for reference.

You have beautiful eyes

 

[zHellas]

Calumon: I ate all the pies.

Ah, good.

I don't like pie.

OT: Hmmm... Probably spent most of my video gaming time playing either Fallout 3 or Mass Effect(the first one).

 

[Infernai]

It's because of me they Cancelled Firefly..

 

[Jackhorse]

I'm nowhere near as nice as people think I am, I just act a part.

 

[Dfskelleton]

I fired mah Lazor.

 

[standokan]

All that is gold does not glitter, apparantly

cookie for the reference (i'll also take your swords bows and axes, for a cookie ofcourse)

 

[Comrade_Beric]

I never told.

 

[Megacherv]

I poked a badger with a spoon

Whole cake for reference

 

[Jake the Snake]

Nicole Kidman is a ghost and Rosebud is the sled.

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

Her head was in the box, and he was a ghost all along.

How dare you ruin Se7en and The Sixth Sense, you bastard!

 

[C95J]

I lost the game.

fuck, so did I...

 

[C95J]

I once punched a cow in the face when I was drunk. It was advancing relentlessly!

that isn't a confession it is just pure awesomeness!

 

[GrinningManiac]

I'm completley terrified that I won't get into Uni. (I know it's not the end of the world, but I really want to get in.)

Also, I cannot spell Absaloutely most of the time without trying more than twice

 

[UnwishedGunz]

i sometimes wonder if i should use a silencer to kill a mime

 

[hurfdurp]

In the Sims, Leon said my our latest outing was so boring he couldn't yawn enough, so I decided to have an affair with John Marston that evening. I didn't save afterward, please take me back, he means nothing to me :3.

 

[UnwishedGunz]

I'm the thing that hid under your bed when you were a child.

uncle scout???