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Super Street Fighter 2 HD Remix: God dammit, I was actually good at this when I was 12...
Mortal Kombat 2: God dammit, I was actually good at this when I was 12...
Theme Hospital: Hey, this is not as hard as I remember.
Command & Conquer: Holy shit, Kane just shot that guy!
Assassins Creed: That wasn't an ending?
Mortal Kombat 2: God dammit, I was actually good at this when I was 12...
Theme Hospital: Hey, this is not as hard as I remember.
Command & Conquer: Holy shit, Kane just shot that guy!
Assassins Creed: That wasn't an ending?
Gears 2: For the Horde!
Fallout 3: Must...stop...playing...
Halo 3: Kill aliens...sometimes.
Oblivion: Where did that month go?
Half-life 2: Gordon Freeman!
Portal: The cake is a lie.
Guitar Hero: Green Blue Green Yellow Red Blue Red Yellow Green Blue Green Yellow Red Blue Red Yellow Orange Green Blue Green Yellow Red Blue Red Yellow Green Blue Green Yellow, etc.
Fallout 3: Must...stop...playing...
Halo 3: Kill aliens...sometimes.
Oblivion: Where did that month go?
Half-life 2: Gordon Freeman!
Portal: The cake is a lie.
Guitar Hero: Green Blue Green Yellow Red Blue Red Yellow Green Blue Green Yellow Red Blue Red Yellow Orange Green Blue Green Yellow Red Blue Red Yellow Green Blue Green Yellow, etc.
Company of Heroes: This entire company is made of people named "Conrad" and "Dunlop".The Electric Victorian said:
CS:S- *explicative* *explicative* *explicative* HACKER *explicative* *explicative* *explicative*
Morrowind: Effin' ordinators.
Bloodmoon: Effin' werewolves.
Call Of Duty: Effin' Nazis.
Killzone: Effin' Space Britans.
Dynasty Warriors: Effin' Lu Bu.
Armegeddon: Effin' Blaze.
Tribunal: Effin' crazy psycho power hungry golden chick.
Godhand: Very entertaining game with funny characters and a decent difficulty level.
Kingdom Hearts: Effin' Sephiroth.
Bloodmoon: Effin' werewolves.
Call Of Duty: Effin' Nazis.
Killzone: Effin' Space Britans.
Dynasty Warriors: Effin' Lu Bu.
Armegeddon: Effin' Blaze.
Tribunal: Effin' crazy psycho power hungry golden chick.
Godhand: Very entertaining game with funny characters and a decent difficulty level.
Kingdom Hearts: Effin' Sephiroth.
Assassin's Creed: Stab, Stab, Stab, Stab, Snore.
World of Warcraft: lol wimminz r 4 boobs lolol.
Halo: I'm the proud parent of a D student.
Final Fantasy: Recycling the same game since 1987.
Fallout 3: Who knew creatures bigger then a school bus could stealth?
Metal Gear Solid: If I try hard enough maybe people will love me.
Shadowrun: The closest we can get to robbing you at gunpoint.
Jade Empire: Fuck your perceptions of reality.
Mass Effect: Why can't you just drop me off at the target instead of three miles away in the Mako?
Bioshock: Doing horrible things to little girls since 2007.
World of Warcraft: lol wimminz r 4 boobs lolol.
Halo: I'm the proud parent of a D student.
Final Fantasy: Recycling the same game since 1987.
Fallout 3: Who knew creatures bigger then a school bus could stealth?
Metal Gear Solid: If I try hard enough maybe people will love me.
Shadowrun: The closest we can get to robbing you at gunpoint.
Jade Empire: Fuck your perceptions of reality.
Mass Effect: Why can't you just drop me off at the target instead of three miles away in the Mako?
Bioshock: Doing horrible things to little girls since 2007.
Overlord:Less inspiring RTS fable rip off.
Castle Crashers:Colourful Midget Scraps
Gears Of War:Testosterone Cheesegrind
Onechanbra:Bikini Samurai Squad:Every socially impaired geeks wet dream.
Ninja Blade:Wait,i said NO quick time events!
Castle Crashers:Colourful Midget Scraps
Gears Of War:Testosterone Cheesegrind
Onechanbra:Bikini Samurai Squad:Every socially impaired geeks wet dream.
Ninja Blade:Wait,i said NO quick time events!
Halo: Kill those aliens...and those too...and those robots too.
Halo2: Why can't we be friends?
Halo 3: Scarabs are destructible
Halo Wars: New point of view!
(I'm a Halo fan)
Old Destiny Warriors games: Swordfights in Feudal Japan
Old Gundam games: Swordfights in robots
DW:G : FUSION!
L4D:Call for rescue, Be ready to fight off the horde.
RE5: Can't you just DIE ALREADY???
FEAR: It's a big ol' family business
FEAR EP: "You killed me...I didn't like that."
FEAR PM: I hate the assasins, and the black spots, and the red eyed ones, and the jumpy moments!
FEAR2: What happens in the Telesthetic Chamber, STAYS in the Telesthetic Chamber.
Guitar Hero: play some songs
GH2: play some (more) songs
GH3: Boss fighting songs
GHWT: We swear we didn't copy Rock Band on this one.
Team Fortress2: I am Fully Charged!
Half-Life: stop the aliens from escaping the facility.
HL2: "The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world, so wake up, Doctor Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes."
HL2Ep1: "Is Doctor Kleiner telling everyone to...Get busy???"
HL2Ep2: "Well that's good, because, now that the suppresion field is down, we've all got to do our...part."
Portal: "So I'm GLaD I got burned, think of all the things we learned, for the people who are Still Alive."
WoW: "You've been AFK far too long."
Silent Hill: One of these Silent Hills is not like the others.
AC6: surviving as an online game since 2008.
FF: no matter how emo you look, you can still get critical damage.
EVE online: Please wait for skill/mining/traveling.
Mario Party 3: It's never too early to teach kids to be aggressively competiive.
Mario Kart 64: God Mode is only available for the CPU.
The Legend of Zelda: It's either Ganon, or someone else.
Starfox 64: "Father???"
Halo2: Why can't we be friends?
Halo 3: Scarabs are destructible
Halo Wars: New point of view!
(I'm a Halo fan)
Old Destiny Warriors games: Swordfights in Feudal Japan
Old Gundam games: Swordfights in robots
DW:G : FUSION!
L4D:Call for rescue, Be ready to fight off the horde.
RE5: Can't you just DIE ALREADY???
FEAR: It's a big ol' family business
FEAR EP: "You killed me...I didn't like that."
FEAR PM: I hate the assasins, and the black spots, and the red eyed ones, and the jumpy moments!
FEAR2: What happens in the Telesthetic Chamber, STAYS in the Telesthetic Chamber.
Guitar Hero: play some songs
GH2: play some (more) songs
GH3: Boss fighting songs
GHWT: We swear we didn't copy Rock Band on this one.
Team Fortress2: I am Fully Charged!
Half-Life: stop the aliens from escaping the facility.
HL2: "The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world, so wake up, Doctor Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes."
HL2Ep1: "Is Doctor Kleiner telling everyone to...Get busy???"
HL2Ep2: "Well that's good, because, now that the suppresion field is down, we've all got to do our...part."
Portal: "So I'm GLaD I got burned, think of all the things we learned, for the people who are Still Alive."
WoW: "You've been AFK far too long."
Silent Hill: One of these Silent Hills is not like the others.
AC6: surviving as an online game since 2008.
FF: no matter how emo you look, you can still get critical damage.
EVE online: Please wait for skill/mining/traveling.
Mario Party 3: It's never too early to teach kids to be aggressively competiive.
Mario Kart 64: God Mode is only available for the CPU.
The Legend of Zelda: It's either Ganon, or someone else.
Starfox 64: "Father???"
Katamari Games: Roll up anything that isn't nailed to the desk then eventually roll up the desk, person using desk, floor, building, plot of land, cloud, and planet.
Assasins Creed: Start oblivious, continue confused, achieve enlightenment halfway through, get screwed storywise inside and outside the Animus towards the end, see you in the sequel!
Starcraft: Functional, not much more.(Sorry)
Fallout 1-3: Wonder which bugs and glitches I will run in to today?
Starcraft: Functional, not much more.(Sorry)
Fallout 1-3: Wonder which bugs and glitches I will run in to today?