One Sentence Summaries

[More Fun To Compute]

tired player struggles on
cutscene flows after save point
hero falls again

 

[theklng]

a learning game! this is important for those moments of elevator talk when you're stuck with a pitch you just want to get off to your boss.

 

[Caimekaze]

Persona 4: If you study, you will be more popular, and as such be better at kicking arse.
Disgaea 1/2: MASSIVE DAMAGE.
Final Fantasy XI: This monster pops once every four to twenty hours, and has a two percent chance of dropping the item you want; good luck!
Dirge of Cerberus: Face it, you're only playing this because you're a fan[gender].
Pokemon: Screw catching them all, I just want that one perfect nature/ability combination... (Funny story really. I'm up to my 50-somethingth togepi and still haven't gotten what I wanted.)
Team Fortress 2: Boom headshot bonk the sandvich while erecting a dispenser to deploy an ubercharge; MMMPHF! or Doc DOCTOR MEDIC MMPHPH C'mon doc, please!
TWEWY: Can you multitask?


I'll stop now. Can you tell what sort of games I like to play? See if you can spot the odd one out.

 

[Pandalisk]

killzone 2: shoot the glowy eyed fucks!..
RE5: Weskers a dick
Motorstorm: win the race, other drivers? kill they ass!
MGS4: Just do the missions dont try and follow the damn plot, curse you liquid liqiud oceleot ocelot!..
Medievil 2 total war: calvary has never been been so fun!
deadspace: play halfway, get bored go away, come back, GAME.. The Monsters Did it!..
The entire rainbow six series: shoot random generic terrorists of multi racial backgrounds GAME..
uncharted: searching for buried TRESHA! PHILLIP!..
Quake wars: KILL
Haze: Take Drugs.. EPIC WIN! kill people GAME..
Turok: Kill dem dino's!
Ninja gaiden on hard mode: Rape
Mortal Kombat 2: Rape
Killzone 2 on elite: RAPE

actually nearly all games can be summaried by the term "You are here, Badguys over there, KILL THEY ASS

What about Ico?

Escort some broad, kill shadow ass?

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

WH40K: Dawn of War: Waaagh!

 

[irishstormtrooper]

Lost Planet, or "It's cold."

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Final Fantasy VII: Kill the person who killed your girlfriend.
Halo series: Kill the aliens.
Pokemon series: Gotta catch 'em all!

 

[Amarok]

Half Life 2: Gordon Freeman! Gordon Freeman! Gorrrrdoooooon Freemaaaaan!
Left 4 Dead: I'm the leader! Me! Me! Me me me me!
Call of Duty 4: Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Call of Duty WaW: ...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Warcraft 3: Everything I can do, the damned computer can do better
The Sims 2: Shoo flee!?

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Call of Duty WaW: Shoot Nazis and Japanese people

And Zombies! Don't forget the zombies! Of the Nazi kind obviously.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Every Sonic game released on the consoles since Sonic Adventure 2: Shittiest Shit in the Shithouse.

Alternative: Sonic Team must die.


Also...

Half Life 2: FUCK YES.

 

[squid5580]

Mercenaries 2: How do you make blowing shit up boring?

Lost Planet: How to make an entire game based on a time limit.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Saints Row 2 - Here are some guns, fill in the rest yourself.

 

[AndyVale]

Sonic The Hedgehog: Up, Down, Left, Right, A+Start

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Pokemon - Gotta Catch em all.

 

[Novacain4862]

L4D: Oh shi- was that a witch?
Fallout 3: THIS IS THREEE DOGGGGGG
TeamFortress 2: RAGE QUITTT
Portal: The cake is a lie

 

[Svenparty]

Fallout 3 : LOOK AT THE GORE
Gta:IV: "EHH NIKO"
Tony Hawks Project 8: Here is your board now skate listening to horrible fratboy music
Katamari: Why am I liking this?

 

[quiet empire]

Saint's Row 2: LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAIIIINNNNNN!
W40K Dawn of War: So badass it makes Solid Snake cry.
Far Cry 2: 'Well that didn't work out the way they planned, i'm still breathing and YOU'RE the one with malaria.'

 

[Roamin11]

Dead Space: Because in space no one can hear you dismeber creatures just to watch them crawl to get you then finish them...... GOOD thing too!

 

[Broken Blade]

Ratchet and Clank (the whole bloody series): If it doesn't work, use more gun.
Kingdom Hearts: Final Fantasy meets Disney, and really that's all you need to say.
Final Fantasy XII: Like Star Wars, but they actually call it magic!
Devil May Cry: You are going to kill everything, and you are going to look good doing it!
World of Warcraft: I've had friends who practically needed an intervention.

 

[DeleteMe1112311]

Pokemon (series): How the fuck am I supposed to catch all these if you keep making more!?

Pokemon Red and blue: I think I can catch 150...oh 151...okay...
Pokemon Gold and Silver: Now I have to catch 150 more of these bastards?
Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire: 150 MORE OF THEM AGAIN!?
Pokemon Diamond and Pearl: ...so now there are more legendary pokemon then there are normal AND 150 more!?
Pokemon Platinum: Lets see you find a color to go to from here.