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RhombusHatesYou

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"Thong underwear? How big are your fucking feet?"

"I'm having my wake before I die because I'd hate to miss a good piss up."

"There are worse places to get thrush."

"I haven't been able to look my GP in the eye since my prostate check."

"I dunno if my kids were always stupid or if the education system made them stupid."
 

RhombusHatesYou

Surreal Estate Agent
Mar 21, 2010
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"Yeah, it's possible to make a steam powered vibrator. I just don't know why anyone would."

"Sane *or* plausible. I refuse to do both."

"Imagine my surprise. No, you have imagine it because I called it so long ago Alexander Graham-fucking-Bell himself answered."

"This wouldn't have happened if you people had stobie poles."
 
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"I really wish I didn't know that you made your living jerking off horses."
 
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"Give me one good reason why we shouldn't legalize crack for hospice patients."
 
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Drathnoxis

The detective who kills people who ask him to help
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"Where did you think baby oil came from?"
 

RhombusHatesYou

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"Wait, you thought 'fruit bins' was a homophobic euphamism?"

"A trebuchet. For one final yeet."

"Dolphins are smarter than chimps and almost as evil."

"I'd make a terrible racist."

"I'm not an expert at corpse disposal."
 
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"If I ever have to represent him again, I'm going to learn what whisky tastes like when mixed with strychnine."
"Assume, for the sake of argument, that you can assume things, for the sake of an argument."
"Please don't describe Biljana Plavšić as a 'girlboss' ever again, thank you."
"I won't pay taxes to a government who denies that the earth is a cube."
"You can't prove my grandfather *wasn't* an ambulance driver."
 
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"Knowing Latin is a real panty dropper. It's just too bad I'm gay."