Out of Context Quotes

[RhombusHatesYou]

"Thong underwear? How big are your fucking feet?"

"I'm having my wake before I die because I'd hate to miss a good piss up."

"There are worse places to get thrush."

"I haven't been able to look my GP in the eye since my prostate check."

"I dunno if my kids were always stupid or if the education system made them stupid."

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Be a waste of a shot since he's been dead 20 years.

Hey, what did I say about second thoughts?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Allegedly he drunk three three bottles of scotch and spent an evening arm wrestling Turkish sailors in a bar in Malta and just went to bed and didn't wake up.

I've known at least four people who would've paid a lot of money to go out that way.

 

[Gordon_4]

I've known at least four people who would've paid a lot of money to go out that way.

Fuck I can think of worse ways.

 

[Gordon_4]

"Lesbian dick pic made it to the front page"

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"Yeah, it's possible to make a steam powered vibrator. I just don't know why anyone would."

"Sane *or* plausible. I refuse to do both."

"Imagine my surprise. No, you have imagine it because I called it so long ago Alexander Graham-fucking-Bell himself answered."

"This wouldn't have happened if you people had stobie poles."

 

[CM156]

"I really wish I didn't know that you made your living jerking off horses."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I can't fold my sack! I can't even touch it! He won't let me!"

 

[CM156]

"Give me one good reason why we shouldn't legalize crack for hospice patients."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"Where did you think baby oil came from?"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Congratulations! You have once again proven yourself barely above minimum expectations."

 

[Chimpzy]

"Your dog wears a toupée."

"Fuck off mate, clean your own windows"

"If you are bringing corruption, please declare it"

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"Wait, you thought 'fruit bins' was a homophobic euphamism?"

"A trebuchet. For one final yeet."

"Dolphins are smarter than chimps and almost as evil."

"I'd make a terrible racist."

"I'm not an expert at corpse disposal."

 

[CM156]

"If I ever have to represent him again, I'm going to learn what whisky tastes like when mixed with strychnine."
"Assume, for the sake of argument, that you can assume things, for the sake of an argument."
"Please don't describe Biljana Plavšić as a 'girlboss' ever again, thank you."
"I won't pay taxes to a government who denies that the earth is a cube."
"You can't prove my grandfather *wasn't* an ambulance driver."

 

[CM156]

"Knowing Latin is a real panty dropper. It's just too bad I'm gay."

 

[Gordon_4]

"I do not live in the world of sobriety."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Did y'all throw Jesus in there?"
"Double Jesus."

 

[Gordon_4]

“The point of Biggles and of Sherlock Holmes is to solve crimes and kill Germans, and by God that should be enough for any man!”

 

[Gordon_4]

"You ain't getting no sympathy from me! You want sympathy, you can find it in the dictionary between 'shit' and 'syphilis'!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I live life by the balls."