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The Rogue Wolf

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"You can't have the TV going while you're trying to write a novel. You've gotta clear the room of all distractions! And that's what he does. TV, off. Ghost of his missing son, off. ...wait, what?"
 
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RhombusHatesYou

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"I'm a fool not an idiot and yes there is a huge differrence."

"I'm not a grammar nazi I'm a grammar stalinist."

"Free beer is always good beer even if it tastes like shit."

"and yet... and yet... would someone tell me what I was talking about?"
 
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Drathnoxis

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Here's a good one from one of our shift reports at work:

"Maintenance Planner noticed rape in the West plenum wall"
 
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Drathnoxis

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"The handsomest among these maids of honour, a pleasant, frolicsome girl of sixteen, would sometimes set me astride upon one of her nipples, with many other tricks, wherein the reader will excuse me for not being over particular."
 
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Gordon_4

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"The handsomest among these maids of honour, a pleasant, frolicsome girl of sixteen, would sometimes set me astride upon one of her nipples, with many other tricks, wherein the reader will excuse me for not being over particular."
That’s a fucking masterpiece.
 

CM156

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"If there's on thing we should remember the Confederacy for, it's that they were cringe. And they lost subscriber."
 
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immortalfrieza

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"There really needs to be a checkout line marked 'antisocial bastards who just want to pay for their fucking shopping.'"
That had to have been said before self checkout lines became a thing.

"Oh hey! There's dick! I love dick!"

"Die monster! You don't belong in this world!"

"Say 'Moose and Squrriel'."

"Old, but not obsolete."

"Your body submits. Your heart succumbs, so why does your mind RESIST?!?"
 
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RhombusHatesYou

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That had to have been said before self checkout lines became a thing.
Since both major supermarket chains in Oz like to video your face (but deny running face rec) while you use the self-checkout they're not as popular as they otherwise would be. Plus a lot of older people still prefer to use cash so avoid the self checkouts like the plague.
 

Thaluikhain

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Yeah, lots of people really hate them here, because there's often problems and they sack staff to replace them with the machines that need a stff member to run over to sort out whatever has gone wrong this time.
 

Drathnoxis

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"True defeat feels like an equine cockhead flaring to unimaginable size somewhere around your belly-button."
 
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Zykon TheLich

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"I'm sorry, but I can only fit so much in my vagina"

"Is that spunk or mayonnaise?.... Bit of both actually"

"There's only so much sausage you can take in one go"
 
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