Out of Context Quotes

[Drathnoxis]

"Wine and underwear are best when aged."

 

[Thaluikhain]

"Oooooh, look at me, I speak Spanish and don't understand simple blowback!"

 

[Gordon_4]

"My fetish is saying some incredibly cornball shit and watching a gal speedrun the five stages of grief as she realises with horror that she still wants to fuck me"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Banker? I hardly know 'er!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Did you, like, cut yourself shaving? ...your chest? ...with bullets?"

 

[Meximagician]

"Hey Lardo! I've got your [magic] lamp!"
"Throw it up to me!"
"No way! I've read the relevant literature!"

 

[CM156]

"The only problem is that she's a lesbian. And British."
"Just because it's not the same thing doesn't mean it's different."
"I eat pasta so the guilt will go away."

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"That's a disturbing question I hope I never learn the answer to."

"And that's the problem with today's kids, they never lived under threat of nuclear annihilation."

"How the fuck is polio making a comeback?"

 

[Thaluikhain]

We are deeply saddened by the death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. We offer our sincere condolences to the Royal Family. Prepare for Skirmish Combat.

 

[Meximagician]

"Damn the robotic squirrels! Untie the senator and release the venomous snakes, it's time to commit some SCIENCE!"

 

[Gordon_4]

“Oh they’ve got it all wrong. I didn’t call that waiter a dirty Dago I called him a filthy Wop. I pride myself on accurate bigotry”

“It’s a very serious crime under Israeli law, shooting Palestinians out of season”

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I died doing what I loved: Myself."

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"She was a lot of Queens for just one woman."

"I tried to get all the stupid out of my system before coming over."

"Never trust a carpenter who has all their fingers."

"I'd be insulted if it wasn't so depressingly true."

"I was having recurring nightmares about being attacked by naked paratroopers."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Guys, I'm the Tampon Master! I just find nothing but tampons!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I couldn't think of the phrase 'pregnancy test', so I was like, it's one of those, uh, 'birth detectors'."

 

[Gordon_4]

“Dick is high in abundance, low in demand”

 

[Drathnoxis]

“Dick is high in abundance, low in demand”

Stealing from @Chimpzy because this deserves re-posting here.

 

[Gordon_4]

"A clear conscience.....when did you acquire this taste for luxuries?"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Am I sticky with power? Or just sticky?"

 

[Silvanus]

"Try to catch me when I'm covered in oil! I'm a squirmy little fella!"