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RhombusHatesYou

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"That sounded cooler before you added the possibility of violent sodomy."

"As long as I understand what I'm saying the rest of you can just fucking catch up."

"Are we taking the opinions of rapists into account?"
 
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CM156

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"It may seem difficult for you to believe two contradictory things at the same time, but worry not: It's second nature to me."
 
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CM156

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"Can we stop talking about Balkan war criminals around lunch? That's more a dinnertime conversation."
"Don't fuck my ass and tell me it's raining."
"Every conspiracy theory you've ever heard is true. Except JFK."
"I honestly don't believe you wouldn't let Boris Johnson snort coke off your ass."
 
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Thaluikhain

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"Troll!" -Eric to Snow White upon seeing a troll.

(Technically I'm quoting a quote and the context, but still)
 

Drathnoxis

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"They're eating her, and then they're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooood!"
 

CM156

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"I'm the sort of person you put in a recruiting add to show the company is diverse and totally not racist at all."
"You can win any argument simply by punctuating it with the phrase 'Google it.' Don't believe me? Google it."
"Saudi Arabia is a libertarian paradise."
"All great accomplishments are done in the name of one thing. Or maybe two things, if we count chocolate."
 
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"It's time for me to repent, anus first."