Out of Context Quotes

[Drathnoxis]

 

[CM156]

"Your ancestors were wolves. Act like it."
"Okay, the Amish are mad at you. So what? It's not like there's an Amish ISIS."

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"Okay, the Amish are mad at you. So what? It's not like there's an Amish ISIS."

"Amish suicide shunning. No, I have no idea how that'd work."

 

[CM156]

"It's really depressing to find out that the hookers in your city are racist."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Like in real life, there are just too many people on the road. You can't kill them all."

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"He grew up on a station so he'd never seen a fat kelpie before."

"It's only illegal in the sense that it's against the law."

"I'll give up smoking when I'm dead... unless I'm cremated, then there's no avoiding it."

 

[CM156]

"I love my brother, but he has Reddit opinions."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Such a festive Christmas boob-wang!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Given the choice, I'd rather kill walking teddy bears than babies."

 

[CM156]

"Hate to say it, but I have to agree with Benito Mussolini here."
"My love for femboys may prove a threat to national security."
"Objection, your honor. The witness is being very cringe right now, and the plaintiff is making me feel bad."

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"I told her 'it's me or the cat,' so that's why I'm here."

"I've killed people for less... Okay, I haven't, but I really wish I did."

"I stopped listening at 'I need a really big favour'."

"Pope Ursine the First. That'd fuck up some dad jokes."

 

[Zykon TheLich]

"What the fuck is a lesbian falafel?"

"You're hungry for doggy cock aren't you?"

"Fraud and LSD really don't mix"

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

 

[CM156]

"Everyone deserves to have a malewife."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"The enema of my enemy is my friend."

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"You really picked a shit of a year to buy a houseboat."

"The closest your Landcruiser has been to offroad is a gravel driveway."

"By 'brutally honest' you mean you want to be a prick without any consequences."

 

[CM156]

"I just found out my brother is gay. How will he ever tell his boyfriend?"

 

[Gordon_4]

A brothel next to McDonald's, I’m loving it. Finally, you'll be able to have a Happy Meal with a happy ending. And think of the impression you'll make when you walk in with your Quarter Pounder in your hands.

 

[CM156]

"I'll start selling crack before I start selling for a MLM. There's more honesty in it."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"That's a perfect world, right there. Gay dudes jerking off next to straight dudes."