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CM156

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"Your ancestors were wolves. Act like it."
"Okay, the Amish are mad at you. So what? It's not like there's an Amish ISIS."
 

CM156

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"It's really depressing to find out that the hookers in your city are racist."
 
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RhombusHatesYou

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"He grew up on a station so he'd never seen a fat kelpie before."

"It's only illegal in the sense that it's against the law."

"I'll give up smoking when I'm dead... unless I'm cremated, then there's no avoiding it."
 
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CM156

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"Hate to say it, but I have to agree with Benito Mussolini here."
"My love for femboys may prove a threat to national security."
"Objection, your honor. The witness is being very cringe right now, and the plaintiff is making me feel bad."
 

RhombusHatesYou

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"I told her 'it's me or the cat,' so that's why I'm here."

"I've killed people for less... Okay, I haven't, but I really wish I did."

"I stopped listening at 'I need a really big favour'."

"Pope Ursine the First. That'd fuck up some dad jokes."
 

Zykon TheLich

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"What the fuck is a lesbian falafel?"

"You're hungry for doggy cock aren't you?"

"Fraud and LSD really don't mix"
 
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CM156

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"Everyone deserves to have a malewife."
 

RhombusHatesYou

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"You really picked a shit of a year to buy a houseboat."

"The closest your Landcruiser has been to offroad is a gravel driveway."

"By 'brutally honest' you mean you want to be a prick without any consequences."
 
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CM156

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"I just found out my brother is gay. How will he ever tell his boyfriend?"
 
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Gordon_4

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A brothel next to McDonald's, I’m loving it. Finally, you'll be able to have a Happy Meal with a happy ending. And think of the impression you'll make when you walk in with your Quarter Pounder in your hands.
 
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