PETA Asks Texas Town to Change Its Name

[MaxwellEdison]

"Thanksgiving is murder on turkeys."
Murder *on* turkeys?
Huh?

 

[OManoghue]

Turkeys may be the dumbest animals on earth, I have no idea what they're getting at here. PETA, seriously, what, the fuck, is wrong with you?

 

[DRes82]

that's the second joke outcry of theirs in a week. i hope they keep it up, it's doing terrible things to their integrity;D

PETA has integrity? Are we thinking of the same organization here?

Also, you really can't fathom how ridiculous this letter is until you've actually visited a small town in mid Texas.

Really nice people.

Not gonna change their town name to "Tofurkey".

 

[Lunar Templar]

PETA should know you don't mess with Texas.

clearly they don't >.> <.< now where meh pop corn, i wanna have good noms and a good seat when the Texans show PETA what they think of trash like them

 

[joshthor]

peta clearly hires kids from 4chan to think up this stupid shit.

 

[J-Alfred]

Goldarnit, PETA, stop doing stupid things. No one will respect you if you keep this up... wait, what?

I've just been informed no one respects PETA anymore. Go figure.

 

[Gmans uncle]

I actually came here after making a pretty emotionally heavy post on another thread... I needed a good laugh, saw the word "PETA", and knew I would get one

 

[Mad World]

EDIT: Forgive me, Mad World, I had misread your post.

It's all good. And I concur! They are delicious... and they are delicious for a reason.

 

[MurderousToaster]

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Unless they're animals which they have in their shelters, in which case they're going to euthanise them.

 

[Finebrew]

Does anyone actually do anything but laugh at peta anymore?

 

[Sectan]

Animals kill animals for food.
Humans are also biologically animals.
So if a tiger can kill a zebra, without PETA protesting him, so can humans.
And it's not like Turkeys are endangered.

Honestly I'm waiting for People for the Ethical Treatment of Plants to appeal and make it obvious that we have to eat.

Usually when people butcher animals it's a quick death. Predators will claw, bite, main and play with their food before they eat it. Sometimes from the back to the front while it's still alive. I'd prefer going to a butcher's instead of being let loose to lions and such... We should put PETA in the wild so they can educate the animals on being kind and loving to eachother. Who knows, maybe they'll get some of them to go vegan!

 

[ErictheRed1989]

For goodness sake. P.E.T.A is really working over-time on being annoyingly stupid this year.

It's almost the end of the year, they must have a quota that needs to be filled or they won't receive as many crackpot members next year.

 

[z121231211]

I stopped reading once I realized what Tofurky was a pun of.

 

[BabyRaptor]

This is *almost* as bad as that time they ran that add campaign calling everyone who feeds children meat child abusers...

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

PETA should know you don't mess with Texas.

That slogan is actually an anti-littering campaign for Texan highways. Everyone seems to think it means Texas will beat anyone's ass at any time though.

Well, you obviously don't know who was behind the anti-littering campaign. It was someone whose name rhymes with 'Buck Chorris' (HINT: it's Chuck Norris) and that man is willing to beat anyone's ass at any time, especially when people mess with Texas.

EDIT: Forgive me, Mad World, I had misread your post.

It's all good. And I concur! They are delicious... and they are delicious for a reason.

Yes, very delicious. Almost as delicious as orphan meat. I mean...what? I said no such thing. I laugh at such false accusations...bahahahahahaha-*cough, hack, cough* >.>

 

[Max_imus]

Now I finally understand their evil plan!

First Turkey the town, then Turkey the country and then.... the world!!!

 

[Angry Camel]

Calling a town Tofurky? Really? PETA, this is sad, even for you. My head hurts now.