PETA Unleashes Super Tofu Boy

[WillItWork]

Who said Meat Boy came from "animal" meat?

also does anyone think PETA is trolling a bit, because really when you get upset over a game called meat boy something must be wrong with you. (strange how they never were upset about Cabelles hunting games)

Erm, where else does meat come from?

 

[Jfswift]

Hehe, Peta annoys me although that was kind of fun.

 

[Anarchemitis]

The PETA couldn't commission Team Meat to just reskin Meatboy?

 

[Madara XIII]

I never understood why eating vegan gave you super powers.

I think Envy from Scott Pilgrim put it into PETA terms

"Being Vegan just makes you better than most people"

Oh how I laughed and laughed because they actually believed that

 

[Vryyk]

Who said Meat Boy came from "animal" meat?

also does anyone think PETA is trolling a bit, because really when you get upset over a game called meat boy something must be wrong with you. (strange how they never were upset about Cabelles hunting games)

Erm, where else does meat come from?

Peoples
(Don't bother with a scientific rebuttal, I know which kingdom humans belong to.)

 

[zombiejoe]

PETA is sometimes crazy, be they make some freaking funny games.

 

[Ashsaver]

Perhaps PETA should do something about the Animal torture group in China instead.

You know,the rabbit sitter and her co.

 

[Madara XIII]

PETA is to actual animal rights groups as Westboro is to actual Christianity groups.

YEAH *Jumps off the Couch* Somebody finally said the Winning Line!!! Unleash the WIN MUSIC!!!!

*Fires off the Cannons*

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Seriously you made me so happy saying that.

 

[Defense]

I wouldn't mind this at all if it was actually funny.

But then again, this is PETA, sooooo?

 

[Madara XIII]

Hey what "Statement" are you trying to make now PETA?
I'm sorry I can't hear you....
What?
Oh my bad PETA! No wonder you can never make a valid statement. Your head is always shoved up your self-righteous ass.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

I love how some commenters here judge PETA solely on preconceived notions of what they think the activist group should do.

 

[Lunar Templar]

PETA still exists? good to know, i guess

 

[WarCorrespondent]

The sad thing is that PETA had the opportunity to just make a Super Meat Boy parody which just outlines the good parts of tofu and how it could improve your health. I enjoy my beef eye-fillets on the BBQ, but I also enjoyed a tofu miso soup last night which was also good. So I honestly don't

They could've just stuck to the positive aspects of tofu, made no childish remarks about lasting longer in bed, or that Meat Boy smells and it would've been more respectable and more people would go to the PETA website for more info.

BUT, they went for some cheap, childish tactics and no one is responding well to it. Congrats PETA, you've succeeded in what you set out to do, make fools of yourself.

Also, ANYONE BAD-MOUTHING MEAT BOY IS ASKING FOR A BEAT DOWN! It's the same as if some bible-thumpers labelled Yoshi as Pro-Evolution Theory and tried to get him banned.

 

[TitanAtlas]

oh lol PETA your peope of good but sometimes your just too goddam retarded...

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

And now, this thread will be filled with people calling fire and brimstone upon PETA, whilst to me, this looks more like a rather humorous parody, sure, it's got a motive, but hell, it's not like they've just initialized a campaign to kill all meat eaters on the planet...

PeTA are people who create campaigns like "Your mommy kills animals!", aimed towards children. And this is just an example. Seriously, anything they do needs to be crucified!

Is that really any worse than showing kids this garbage?

I think you'd be hard pressed to find a kid who wasn't exposed to this kind of image. It presents a false impression of how farms work. This doesn't represent the link between the living, feeling animals and the meat on one's plate.

Where I live, we have constant advertisements on TV and cinema on behalf of our dairy farmers. Many of these advertisements are cartoons aimed towards kids. Who's indoctrinating messages should we be more wary of our kids being exposed to: A non-profit group that advocates for the non-exploitation of animals, or a group that's interested in making profit via the exploitation of cows? Cui bono?

 

[ender214]

Why do I suspect that the PETA site will be the target of the next 4chan DDOS attack?

Not that I would be against the DDOS effort...

 

[WarCorrespondent]

What I DO mind is the total lack of support for veggie people, you see, places with food that is not meaty are few and far between, especially in big events, like festivals and shit, that is a bad thing.

Vegetarians are an untapped market for the food industry. I live in Melbourne and I have seen places that do both vegetarian and vegan stuff exclusively. And those places are FULL of people eating. People are waking up to things like this nowadays, normalising things like gays, vegetarians, the elderly, all sections of the public that aren't usually fully catered for. But when they DO, those businesses succeed marvelously simply from demand.

Don't worry, your vegetarian fast-food outlet is coming.

 

[ENKC]

Hey PETA, I have an acronym too! It's GFY. Want to guess what it means? See, acronyms are fun!

These folks are so busy training for the troll Olympics that they've long since lost any sense of their own cause.

 

[Cobalt Lion]

"Super Tofu Boy" eh? Well, I know one game that won't be on my list of games to be excited over. That's good. I was seriously worried about having too much fun. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to my dinner of grilled "sea kitten."

 

[Romidude]

Uhg, I swear, the only people more self rigteous than PETA are religious fundamentalists, and being up there is quite an achievement.