PETA Unleashes Super Tofu Boy

FeralDynasty

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Andy Powell said:
Doesn't that acronym mean "People for the Eating of Tasty Animals"? No? Huh.. Well.. If Man was not meant to eat animals, then they damnwell shouldn't have been made out of meat in the first place..


this, specificly the last sentance, made me soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy for the human race...
just sayin'
 

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FateDarkstar said:
CroutonsOfDeath said:
FateDarkstar said:
PETA is a sorry excuse for an animal shelter... NO it's not even that! I AM part of WWF (World Wildlife Federation) And WE HATE PETA with a passion! Instead of making some worthless video game with that money perhaps they should do something more useful! LIKE BUILD SHELTERS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS! Or stop the Bush and Cheney act for killing wolves, like us REAL ANIMAL ACTIVISTS! FUCK YOU PETA AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!
Oh hey, another WWF member. And while I would have used less caps I pretty much agree with you.
Lol sorry... PETA rubs my fur the wrong way... Did you sign up to go save the tigers in Africa?
Indeed, I did. I actually wish to make a difference, not be self-righteous about petty idealisms and rub propaganda in peoples face. I remember a PETA member trying to sway me with a video of how fur is made (Despite the fact I already dislike the fur industry) and I was wondering "So you don't do anything to stop this, you just show people animals getting skinned?" and she looked at me funny before getting mad at me.
 

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So the point of the game is that we should kill things made of meat? Guess it's time to go hunting.
 

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zHellas said:
BehattedWanderer said:
zHellas said:
So I had this girlfriend that got REALLY pissed at me for eating veal with Peta Bread.

OT:

Huh... Maybe it'll be good.

I doubt it though.
Was that pun intentional, or just terrible?
It was a joke by Bo Burnham.
I do like the man, but some of his stuff is just...awful, man. Good pun, yeah, but the pun is terrible.
 

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100 grams of soy protein contains the same amount of estrogen as five birth control pills.

MtF transsexuals don't get as much estrogen as vegan soy enthusiasts.
 

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PETA - making vegetarians look like psychopaths since whenever PETA was founded!

I'm not a vegetarian, but I can respect vegetarians for acting on their beliefs. And it is disgusting that PETA does this to their image...
 

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If I was the guy who made Super Meat Boy, whose name I forgot because for all the amazing things he's done for the indie crowd I don't really like his games, I would make a sequel with this precise concept.

Because it's so fucking random. Meat boy. Dudes!
 

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CroutonsOfDeath said:
FateDarkstar said:
CroutonsOfDeath said:
FateDarkstar said:
PETA is a sorry excuse for an animal shelter... NO it's not even that! I AM part of WWF (World Wildlife Federation) And WE HATE PETA with a passion! Instead of making some worthless video game with that money perhaps they should do something more useful! LIKE BUILD SHELTERS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS! Or stop the Bush and Cheney act for killing wolves, like us REAL ANIMAL ACTIVISTS! FUCK YOU PETA AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!
Oh hey, another WWF member. And while I would have used less caps I pretty much agree with you.
Lol sorry... PETA rubs my fur the wrong way... Did you sign up to go save the tigers in Africa?
Indeed, I did. I actually wish to make a difference, not be self-righteous about petty idealisms and rub propaganda in peoples face. I remember a PETA member trying to sway me with a video of how fur is made (Despite the fact I already dislike the fur industry) and I was wondering "So you don't do anything to stop this, you just show people animals getting skinned?" and she looked at me funny before getting mad at me.
Hey, do you know how they skin cows?

They attach the front and back ends to tractors, then they drive in opposite directions. This would be gruesome to watch, but why am I not calling against this? Because it's a dead cow. It never had a consciousness, and it obviously won't do after. It was bred for food, that's the whole point of a cattle farm.
 

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SenseOfTumour said:
Tofu Boy? I wish to register a complaint about how tasteless this game is.

C'mon, someone had to say it :D

Here's my view of a balanced argument on both sides

Vegans : 17 pages of diatribe about cruelty, environmental issues etc, with a powerpoint presentation and whalesong soundtrack...

Meat Guys: The BK XL Bacon Double Cheese Burger. That is all.
I had a Bacon Double Cheeseburger at lunchtime today. It was good.

Any nonsense spouted by vegans can be countered by a bacon double cheeseburger. On this topic, I am pleasantly reminded of that old episode of Malcolm in the Middle where all the food at the vegetarian BBQ was replaced with their tastier meat-based subsitutes. Such hilarity...
 

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This is absolutely tame compared to some of the other ridiculous, over-the-top, and often sinister things that PETA does to push its agenda.

I'm going to go put a half-pound of bacon onto a juicy cheeseburger and savor every moment of devouring it just to spite them.
 

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I dont care how much anti meat propaganda you spout all it takes is one strip of bacon to reset everything.
 

Wutaiflea

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I don't see the harm in promoting vegetarianism (veganism... less so) but PETA really do like to make their point in the shittiest way possible- "Meat is nasty and evil! Vegetarian is SOOO much better and will make girls like you!"

Please shut up- we are naturally an omnivorous species. Chances are that if this were not the case, you might not have evolved to even give a toss about animals.

Besides, I like both meat and tofu. I have room in my life for both.
 

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Lol, PETA, I'm pretty sure not eating meat doesn't help or hinder you to do better with your meat.
 

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Patrick_and_the_ricks said:
Well incoming rage in 3... 2.... 1....

I fucking hate Peta, bunch of self righteous a-holes. How about instead of getting mad about digital content they go help animals that aren't pixels? I bet the guys in a single episode of Animal Rescue on Animal Planet have done more than Peta has in 15 years.

Why can't we all have this simple rule, if you have a full fridge and belly don't tell others how to eat.
I feel your rage my boy....use that anger! Give in to the dark side! After all chicks dig the black cape!!
 

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Wait, hang on, let's look at that picture again:



I don't trust any living creature whose chin doubles as its 'bulge'. Look for yourself.

And did I read that back-story correctly?
Mr Chalk via Super Meat Boy website said:
..."he was dumped for the tasty and satisfying Tofu Boy. Once Bandage Girl slept with Tofu Boy and saw all that he had to offer, it was bye-bye beef, hello bean curd."
Eww.

Screw this game. I got a real good chuckle with Mama Kills Animals but I wouldn't touch this game with a 10 ft cow prod. PETA, I am disappoint.
 

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Blind Sight said:
What's up with PETA always bringing up sex in everything too? I remember those 'vegetarians have better sex' ads. Are they really insecure or somthing?
They're trying to make a "Statement" especially if you've seen those stupid models advertising saying, "I'd rather go naked than wear fur". Well good! You can go freeze your ass off out in the cold while I keep warm you idiotic waste of human.
 

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olikunmissile said:
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE. FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.

SHOW ME YOUR RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

RAGE.

rage.

OK I'm all raged out... Oh wait...

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Fuck off PETA. Go die in a hole. Light yourselves on fire so you don't cost anyone anything.

Aight I'm raged out.

PETA. Go away, we don't tell you how to live. I'll eat a delicious baby cow if I want to. You are free to make YOUR life choices, you have no right to make mine for me.
LOL Raging Raven for the Win me boy!
 

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I think PETA is sort of funny. They publish and produce things that I think are funny because if I ever had the idea before, I told myself "I would shit my pants laughing if I actually saw this"
Then PETA makes "Your Mommy Kills Animals." My pants are dry, but I have had a great laugh.
This is pretty much the same, where I played it just for their stupid tips, until I had enough laughs and decided that a better use of my time would be jerking off. But honestly this is PETA's version of jerking off, except they need to create a fucking flash game to get off.