PETA Unleashes Super Tofu Boy

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Should've gone before we left.
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PETA, how many times does it take for you to understand that we're laughing at you, not with you?
 

stormtrooper9091

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i think it's overkill. Yeah meateaters are hypocrite douchefucks who pretend to love lolcats and watch animal planet and them WHAM let's decimate an entire species for our own sick amusement (burgers made of lion meat? I MEAN REALLY? What the shit??) and my friend who got angry over some taunting when someone told her they make burgers out of puppies and she got disgusted by it. OH REALLY? When you kill and grind puppies it's bad but when you grind lambs and piglets then it's OK? What kind of discrimination shit is that?? GET A BRAIN MORANS HURR DURR etc.

But let's face it, us veggies are just as bad. Quintessential self righteous pretentionists preaching their (our) shit to the masses hoping that someday we can actually make a difference. That's why I don't really bother discussing that sort of thing with people, it's about as messy as political issues. What I DO mind is the total lack of support for veggie people, you see, places with food that is not meaty are few and far between, especially in big events, like festivals and shit, that is a bad thing.
 

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Tofu (imho) tastes bland and boring, so why on earth would I want to actually play as tofu? Anyway, when has PETA been interested in videogames? I didn't see them go up in arms everytime Mario stomped on a turtle.
 

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The Great JT said:
PETA...what the hell is the matter with you? I don't go around telling you to go eat a cheeseburger,
This. I don't shove meat in a PETA member's face. Why do they shove veggis and tofu in mine?
 

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stormtrooper9091 said:
What I DO mind is the total lack of support for veggie people, you see, places with food that is not meaty are few and far between, especially in big events, like festivals and shit, that is a bad thing.
This is true. I never noticed before, but since my girlfriend is a vegetarian I was shocked to learn just how few places actually offer vegetarian/vegan meals.
 

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Get the fuck away from me PETA. I'll eat whatever I damn well wish.

And it sure as hell ain't fucking tofu. All the other vegetarian surrogate meat thingies taste great, tofu tastes like shit. Still, no vegetarian surrogate beats a good meatball. Sorry, cows. Hmmmm.
 

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PETA is a sorry excuse for an animal shelter... NO it's not even that! I AM part of WWF (World Wildlife Federation) And WE HATE PETA with a passion! Instead of making some worthless video game with that money perhaps they should do something more useful! LIKE BUILD SHELTERS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS! Or stop the Bush and Cheney act for killing wolves, like us REAL ANIMAL ACTIVISTS! FUCK YOU PETA AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!
 

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FateDarkstar said:
PETA is a sorry excuse for an animal shelter... NO it's not even that! I AM part of WWF (World Wildlife Federation) And WE HATE PETA with a passion! Instead of making some worthless video game with that money perhaps they should do something more useful! LIKE BUILD SHELTERS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS! Or stop the Bush and Cheney act for killing wolves, like us REAL ANIMAL ACTIVISTS! FUCK YOU PETA AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!
Oh hey, another WWF member. And while I would have used less caps I pretty much agree with you.
 

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CroutonsOfDeath said:
FateDarkstar said:
PETA is a sorry excuse for an animal shelter... NO it's not even that! I AM part of WWF (World Wildlife Federation) And WE HATE PETA with a passion! Instead of making some worthless video game with that money perhaps they should do something more useful! LIKE BUILD SHELTERS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS! Or stop the Bush and Cheney act for killing wolves, like us REAL ANIMAL ACTIVISTS! FUCK YOU PETA AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!
Oh hey, another WWF member. And while I would have used less caps I pretty much agree with you.
Lol sorry... PETA rubs my fur the wrong way... Did you sign up to go save the tigers in Africa?
 

d3nni5lor3nz

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this is such typical peta bs. making themselfs a public image of righteous animal protectors while actually not doing anything at all.
 

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As long as it's an original game (100% new level design) its well within their right to make a parody. Not exactly sure how it helps animals, because an animal is basically a slab of meat, but okay.
 

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Well, I tried the game, and I have played super meat boy, and it's lacking the feature where when you finish a level, all your replays of you dying activate simultaneously, which is one of my favorite things about super meat boy. It also controls really sluggishly; I die too many times in this, but I feel that 90% of those deaths are not my fault but the game screwing me over (which is something that makes me hate games). I guess "vegetarians make better lovers" but they also make bad rip off games.
 

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zombie711 said:
also does anyone think PETA is trolling a bit, because really when you get upset over a game called meat boy something must be wrong with you. (strange how they never were upset about Cabelles hunting games)
If that's the case, then everything PETA does is trolling. Really, the way they talk it seems they would just love see all of humanity die and leave the entire world to animals.
 

nonl33t m4st3r

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cursedseishi said:
So far, the only Pro-Vegan thing I've seen is from Scott Pilgrim, and well, when all it takes to beat you is one drop of non-vegan approved products, that's more of a very heavy con.
I always thought the guy was an anti-vegan message, with him being a giant prick/evil-ex and all, and being an uninformed idiot using faulty "science." I did, however, have a roommate who went vegan for a month "to get physic powers" (Yes, he was joking. Besides, it lasted about three days before he went vegetarian for the rest of the month.)
 

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This is coming from someone who has been a vegetarian for almost 14 years:

Eat a dick PETA! There are bigger fish to fry!

I suppose PETA wouldn't appreciate either of those comments though, they'd rather fry bean curd than fish, and dicks are made of meat.