PETA Unleashes Super Tofu Boy

[DiMono]

PETA is ridiculous. They still think they're relevant. It's so cute!

 

[copperflyingace]

So he runs around beating meat? Sounds like a wanker to me.

 

[Hyperactiveman]

Why are we even paying attention to these hippcrits?

They've killed more animals thn they've saved... And they've taken drugs developed at animal testing labs to save their own lives... wtf?

We're just giving them more shit to go on... *facepalm*

 

[MR.Spartacus]

"Tasty and satisfying"? Really? Somehow flavorless protein sponge just isn't appetizing to me. I say this having actually eaten that stuff at one point.

 

[ThePurpleStuff]

Treat PETA the way you treat all trolls.

Ignore them. They're empowered by whatever responses you give them, so it's best to let them wallow in their own sad pit.

You are the voice of reason!

OT: I found this hilarious, it made my day, I find the parody games peta makes funny and pathetic, but they're almost unplayable, if you're gonna make a parody game peta at least make it good! Also I'm hungry for some chicken now.. this is making me wanna play super meat boy too so peta failed once again.

 

[SelectivelyEvil13]

Eh. PETA can take their self-righteous, plant estrogen-infused, edible tampons and choke for all I care. While I see potential for good parody, all I see is the usual PETA agenda of self-aggrandizing and sorry attempts to guilt the rest of the world for not feeling guilty for eating animal products. A lot of plants actually make me sick, physically, so I'll stick with my bloodsucking ways.

What is particularly infuriating is that here is an organization that really contributes little besides hyperbole, lies, and blame towards those who do not think like them. PETA launches its little dietary-Jihad, but how much good could they accomplish that both vegans/vegetarians and meat-eaters could appreciate? If PETA spent half as much time towards helping animal conditions in a feasible compromise with people who OMG do not live like they do!!! than trolling about, some actual good potentially could arise.

For every ounce of energy PETA puts towards propaganda professing their own hateful biases, an animal somewhere that could have been saved from a painful death is crying out asking "Where the hell are the guys who are supposed to be advocating for me again?!?"

 

[geckorus10]

Man the fuck up and eat some.

alright *nom*
but seriously, that game was BAD, too easy, too repetitive, and downright BORING!
I seriously committed an act of self-harm by playing that putrid pile of tofu.
P.S. my girlfriend eats red meat, whatcha gonna do now PETA?

 

[copycatalyst]

While I disagree with their message, I do admit that this is a neat way to deliver it. But I take issue with the statement that tofu is "tasty and satisfying." Regardless of any other qualities tofu may have, it hardly has a taste to speak of.

 

[mindlesspuppet]

I always figure Meatboy was human meat, kind of fits in with the whole bandage and fetus thing... Maybe someone should tell PETA that humans have meat too, they probably wouldn't care in that case.

 

[Nouw]

Stupid motive (as in it would never work), desperate attempt and just plain idiocy.
Nothing more to be said, idiots be there.

 

[Gabriel Horstmann]

I still think that PETA's getting it's head so far up it's own arse it is swallowing itself.

All I can say is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdAwGKk8a4M&feature=related

 

[kikon9]

And now, this thread will be filled with people calling fire and brimstone upon PETA, whilst to me, this looks more like a rather humorous parody, sure, it's got a motive, but hell, it's not like they've just initialized a campaign to kill all meat eaters on the planet...

Just wait, I fucking guarantee you they will.

 

[kikon9]

I find it quite amazing that PETA doesn't help endangered animals instead of defending animals that, at this point, have been bred to the point that they wouldn't survive in the wild. Of course, these are the people who used deer blood to make a protest on animal cruelty.

Here is what I say to PETA:

Meat is murder, tasty, tasty murder.

 

[Madara XIII]

I still think that PETA's getting it's head so far up it's own arse it is swallowing itself.

All I can say is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdAwGKk8a4M&feature=related

Pfffft BWAHAHAHAHAHAH OHOHOHOHOHO OMFG OMG I can't believe how awesomely funny that was XD

GAHAHAHAHA I can't breathe

 

[Crimsane]

I heard Team Meat replied. http://kotaku.com/5703870/super-meat-boy-responds-to-peta-tofu-roast

Ouch.

 

[loc978]

So... their comeback to "a vengeful, bloody cube of rotting animal flesh." is a vengeful, bland cube of slowly decomposing dead bean plant?
Don't get me wrong, I eat tofu all the time at asian restaurants of all stripes, but... just because a plant doesn't have vocal cords doesn't mean it can't scream (chemically. I'm serious, look it up). All living things feed on the corpses of other living things. Requiring yourself to feed on things that are alien enough to you that you can't see what they feel when you kill them... well, denial ain't just a river in Egypt, kids.

Spoiler: Also

 

[Danpascooch]

Holy crap, now that I played this game, I'm going completely Vegan!

Thanks PETA! I totally owe this completely spontaneous and permanent life change to you domestic terrorists.

Time to go hug some cows!

 

[Danpascooch]

So... their comeback to "a vengeful, bloody cube of rotting animal flesh." is a vengeful, bland cube of slowly decomposing dead bean plant?
Don't get me wrong, I eat tofu all the time at asian restaurants of all stripes, but... just because a plant doesn't have vocal cords doesn't mean it can't scream (chemically. I'm serious, look it up). All living things feed on the corpses of other living things. Requiring yourself to feed on things that are alien enough to you that you can't see what they feel when you kill them... well, denial ain't just a river in Egypt, kids.

Spoiler: Also

First off, there's no way plants can "feel" with a consciousness (or at least a shadow of one) like animals do, it's just not possible.

Secondly, plants are a "living thing" and I can't imagine that you're about to argue that beams of sunlight are "corpses of other living things"

 

[StormSeer]

Wow, I didn't know the escapist was this hostile.

To me, this was just a kind of parody and joke game, I don't know why people are getting so angry over it.

 

[Danpascooch]

And now, this thread will be filled with people calling fire and brimstone upon PETA, whilst to me, this looks more like a rather humorous parody, sure, it's got a motive, but hell, it's not like they've just initialized a campaign to kill all meat eaters on the planet...

No, that's not something they publicly declare.

You'd be surprised how many animal testing laboratories who have conflicts with PETA are destroyed by "electrical fires" I'm not even fucking kidding, look it up, they are goddamn domestic terrorists.