Pick Your "Worthless" Super Power!
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Pretty sure the clone part was taken by the Kage Bunshin aka Shadow Clones from NarutoT3hSource said:Dishonored just showed me how broken "Blink" is,so it would be too damn awesome for the real world.Imagine blinking on top of a bus instead of paying for the ticket
Another power would be cloning myslef and when my clone merges back I gain its memories knowledge and all that good stuff,imagine what could you do with two of you.Also warping time would be nice,but stopping it would be overkill for physics...
To be able to reach in the fridge, and pull out the exactly appropriate cheese for the sandwich I am making.
Tuna salad? A very old, aged cheddar.
Grilled cheese? Boom, Red Leicester.
Roast Beef? Bleu cheese or Gruyere or whatever is appropriate for the cut of beef and the toppings I want.
Etc.
Tuna salad? A very old, aged cheddar.
Grilled cheese? Boom, Red Leicester.
Roast Beef? Bleu cheese or Gruyere or whatever is appropriate for the cut of beef and the toppings I want.
Etc.
But that meme is practically dead now! Erasing it from people's memories means it could start all over again!squidface said:
Either the ability to spit up to 10 ft or the ability to make the back of someones' neck itchy by concentrating on it. With the spit it'd be regular spit. With the itchy neck it's just an itchy neck. If they scratch it they're immune to my power for ten minutes.
Yes! Glorious isn't it! Accept Cage, and you shall have a place in my new world order!Aylaine said:!!!
The horror...
LOOK AT WHAT YOU ARE DESTINED TO DO!
The only acceptable answer is Bullshit Man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ab7F1FQrtA
But since Karl Pilkington has taken that one, I think I?d go for the power to make girls orgasm just by saying their name backwards.
But since Karl Pilkington has taken that one, I think I?d go for the power to make girls orgasm just by saying their name backwards.
Can you not do that already?Aylaine said:Blowing bubbles with water.
It might be a smash hit at birthdays, but not so much vs the evil doers of the world.
OP: I'm surprised no-one has mentioned jubilee, who has powers pretty much describable as "Sparkly", But I'm pleased someone mentioned a certain undersea superhero who is reknowned for his "Outrageous" Suckage...
I'd have the power to make people experience a bowel movement. I'd call myself crap-man.
Or, alternatively, mild manipulation of water, nothing at the level of the water-benders in avatar, or even that deep sea git aquaman, but the ability to manipulate like, a cups worth of water.
I would quite enjoy the ability to pause time for juuuuust long enough to come up with a witty comeback.
Real X-Ray Vision...i.e. you can only see people's skeletons when you activate it.
Great if you're a doctor trying to diagnosis injuries, but that's about it.
Great if you're a doctor trying to diagnosis injuries, but that's about it.
the ability to see 1 hour in the futer, but you cant change it, what i see will happen. also it happens at random
The ability to squirt soft serve ice cream out of my pinky fingers.
Chocolate on one side, vanilla on the other. Or the COMBO BREAKER of swirl when both hands are combined!
Chocolate on one side, vanilla on the other. Or the COMBO BREAKER of swirl when both hands are combined!
The ability to selectively wipe my own mind.
I could reread or rewatch anything and experience the same initial enjoyment.
Firefly...
I could reread or rewatch anything and experience the same initial enjoyment.
Firefly...
I already have a totally worthless super power according to my friends. My evil powers that are not evil as one friend calls them lets me influence randomly generated events in video games. Trying to find a super rare pokemon, loot drop or do something else that's based of a RNG? I can't make it happen but I can make it more likely to happen for some reason. Something you might have been trying for hours or days with no luck when I come into the picture suddenly it will usually happen with in the next 5 tries. These powers tend to work better for someone else than for me and they have no influence on any gambling that can lead to real world money though they work all the time with in game gambling.
all and all I'd probably trade it for the previously mentioned ability to clean my house without having to move thing or even the ability to keep it clean with no effort even if i had to do all the work up front to get it clean.
all and all I'd probably trade it for the previously mentioned ability to clean my house without having to move thing or even the ability to keep it clean with no effort even if i had to do all the work up front to get it clean.