Pick Your "Worthless" Super Power!

[RufusMcLaser]

Able to whistle through sheetrock.
(The original character creation system in the Marvel tabletop RPG left a bit to be desired.)

 

[FolkLikePanda]

I will use my powers to... TURN KYLE INTO A CHICKEN! PWAH!

 

[The White Hunter]

I want the ability to make anything taste like anything else. Iced tea flavoured water, it's like all the taste with none of the awful health problems!

You could just make muesli taste like bacon and t hus solve many an issue!

OT: Hmm, the power of willing chafing of the groin upon others.

 

[The White Hunter]

My worthless power would be the ability to give every guy in a room an erection.

Surely you can already do that with just a little effort? XDD

 

[Evil Smurf]

The ability to make alcohol out of water.

Humans are 70% water. <_< You could kill people with that power.

For me, I want the power to remember everthing, perfectly. Everything I see, and hear anyway.
>_> I don't think it would be so fun to remember everthing you feel, smell, and taste.

Captcha: xylopone

If I had that power, I would never misspell this word, or any word ever again. Also, I could use the most complex passwords ever without ever having to write them down.

fantastic, "Don't touch me crime! Or I will turn you into Larger! Then get drunk at your funeral."

 

[excalipoor]

I can think of one, but it's too dirty to mention here.

Now that I think about it, it might not even be entirely worthless...

 

[Nimzar]

The power to sometimes smell through TIME. No control over when it triggers, which direction it triggers in, or how far from the current moment the smell comes from. So COMPLETELY useless. Occasionally I just smell something that was once or will be present at my current location.

 

[Vicarious Reality]

The power to resist temperatures from 50 minus to 50 plus with no discomfort

 

[Aetera]

I'd want the power to make any beverage alcoholic without changing the taste. Imagine the pranking opportunities! And the "getting drunk anywhere" opportunities! Not to mention the money I'd save...

 

[redhatman]

my power would be the ability to mimic any voice... for good of course.

 

[Hainted]

The hero in my webcomic summons hot fluffy biscuits at will and flings them with superhuman skill

 

[blazearmoru]

I this is going to be imba but... The ability to zone out and organize all information I've gotten throughout life in a sort of RPG menu or computer file/folder kind of way. This means selective photographic memory as well.

 

[Lectori Salutem]

The ability to make a nice cup of tea appear out of nowhere.
My life would be so much more comfortable.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

I'd go for Astral Projection.
I remain perfectly still and vulnerable while a spectral me flies through the air, seeing all but being unseen and unable to interact.

 

[Laser Priest]

The ability to make delicious milkshakes out of thin air.

My milkshakes shall bring all of the boys to the yard.

 

[triggrhappy94]

the ability to make alcohol out of water

How about the ability to make water out of alcohol.

"I see you're enjoying a daquiri... or should I say *bam* banana smoothie."

"Oh a vodka cranberry you say, you mean watered down cranberry juice!"

 

[Evil Smurf]

The ability to make a nice cup of tea appear out of nowhere.
My life would be so much more comfortable.

I'd turn it alcoholic for you. There much more comfortable,

 

[Evil Smurf]

the ability to make alcohol out of water

How about the ability to make water out of alcohol.

"I see you're enjoying a daquiri... or should I say *bam* banana smoothie."

"Oh a vodka cranberry you say, you mean watered down cranberry juice!"

:O That's mean!

 

[maswell]

Never having to use the bathroom.

 

[rayman56]

My worthless power would be the ability to give every guy in a room an erection.

Surely you can already do that with just a little effort? XDD

What are you implying my good sir and/or m'am?