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Extasii

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as long as you keep moving forward the police(dogs?) wont shoot at you.
then just mow with minigun, broken games in the garbage
 

Firia

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I litterly played this game with my eyes closed. Chain gun, help forward down, burst shots in the middle of the "screen", tapping R just as often.

The very very very beginning had some diversity of the advancement of enemies. Why did that diversity drop away sharply after 30 seconds?
 

Firetaffer

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Omikron009 said:
Wow. That game is almost as terrible as game dogs.
lol I laughed.

Edit: Oh! And if you use the minigun non-stop your arm twists 360 :D. If you use the minigun and spam R. You're unstoppaaabbblleee.

Edit to Edit: Hold A, the police will walk past you!



Woah. This game is obviously sexist as there are no women! And Racist since there are no poodles!
 

Abedeus

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ninja555 said:
I akin the experience of playing this game to having a drill shoved down my ear and into my brain. I got a similar feeling when I tried Eve online. I don't know how anyone can manage to make it to the badge.

On the plus side, the launch party for the game was good.
Oh that was easy. Kill 100 of them while watching Futurama, pause, kill 100 while watching Futurama, pause, then finished 160 in the last run. While watching Futurama. Seriously, a brain-dead monkey can get the badge by using D, R and left mouse button.
 

Arcanite Ripper

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Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna lie you down,
Where you turn three-times around
And I will feed you!

Never gonna make you sick,
Never gonna do that damned fetch trick,
Where I don't throw the ball,
because I need you!

-AR

I'm sorry, that was godawful.

That was a Neat little timesink, and a fun little gag. Got to 300 kills before I had to stop playing.
 

Rosenquartz

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Did anyone else just keep walking when the cops showed up? They wont shoot at you if you make them walk backwards, and it builds up targets to shoot so you don't have to pick them off two at a time.
 

Swifteye

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z3rostr1fe said:
Awww.... It's made of Grind... :(

Hopefully, Yahtzee gets an opportunity to rip it to shreds... :D
Well it's not a real game and yathzee doesn't seem to make any buisness commenting on anything else that happens on this website. If that was the case I'd rather him review his own games like trilby.
 

lwm3398

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BEST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED PERIOD. If they have Oscars for video games, this gets best controls, best weapons, best level design, best enemies, best graphics, and best overall game. Whoever they got to write the dialogue is the greatest man to ever pick up a pen and put it to paper. What a wonderfully crafted game.
 

Snowpact

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cursedseishi said:
and was bored as hell...
I see what you did there.

Indeed, the trailer is beter than the game itself, but I could've seen that coming miles away.
 

bcpond

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What a surprise, the worst series on escapist made game that is so bad it wouldn't be posted on newgrounds.
 

greenyboy27

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Misterpinky said:
cursedseishi said:
That was fun...? I held "D", casually tapped the right mouse with the mini-gun, and was bored as hell... I don't know if what I played was the trial, but if there is a real game, I ain't too interested...
I dunno if bored describes my time with this game. For some reason, I think the word "sad" comes to mind. Somebody actually spent five minutes to program that?!?
the badge is amazing , but come on.. i was bored out of my tree racking up 666 Kills ¬_¬ not gonna be buying the full one.
 

Rad Party God

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Damn it... I was bored as hell... I did the 666 thing, but c'mon, I wouldn't buy this game in a million years, even for it's time (Game Dog is supposed to take place in the mid 80's).
I like the new badge, but I simply yawned over and over again, I had to put some music on iTunes to not fall asleep... I wouldn't play this again, even if I was paid to do so.