Play Satan's Retrievers

[Kazedarkwind]

as boring as the show itself

 

[whycantibelinus]

Seriously? $49.95? Seriously?!?!?! What the hell man, I wouldn't pay $1 for that game.

 

[dlawnro]

I'm starting to believe this site is run by evil geniuses...

Mwuha. Mwuhahaha.

The avatar only reinforces that notion.
[sub] I need my security blanket. *shivers*[/sub]

 

[Balaxe]

While I found the core game play majorly lacking the atmosphere was amazing, it truly felt like I was in hell while playing, especially with the music.

 

[Darks63]

Wish the swat guys wouldnt disapear after the first minute, would make the grind faster.

 

[traineesword]

I only played the free trail but it's funny how the simplest games are the funnest!

That was fun...? I held "D", casually tapped the right mouse with the mini-gun, and was bored as hell... I don't know if what I played was the trial, but if there is a real game, I ain't too interested...

see, you played the game wrong, thats why you had no fun. you press "q", then hold "a" down, tapping left click every 6 seconds and r after every 7 taps. you do this for about 10 minutes, then you press e and hold down "D" and gun down the many many police-dogs that have spawned, approximately 2 for every 1.5 runners you gunned down.

Plus, pressing right click on the mouse will only serve to frustrate you as the "zoom in, Zoom out and quality control" boxes that appear will only block the screen.

hehe, i'm only winding you up, the game was a piece of crap... but did manage to entertain me for 5 minutes.
10 seconds playing around with pistol
1 minute when i found out there was a minigun and there were the riot force dogs (who mysteriously never appeared again after the first wave of 6... maybe my game glitched?)
then the other 3 minutes and 50 seconds where me in hysterics about how awesome the Minigun recoil was... has anyone else noticed this? Press "e", hold down "a" and just fire and reload... the recoil makes his arms go over 360 degree's! and it unwinds every single degree once you let go. Obviously, the novelty runs out quickly, but it was quite amusing.

 

[Zedar0]

Got 666 kills. ^_^

Didn't take as long as I thought.. Just stand in the same position and tap the mouse every now and then with the minigun..

It's even easier if you get a decent distance into the level, then run backwards for a few minutes, then go forward again. Cops, cops everywhere.

 

[duchaked]

I want that game on XBLA now

 

[saxostev]

Well That was well your the wait.

 

[Mukil]

That was worth the £5 I paid.

 

[rokkolpo]

Got to 200 kills before I put my headphones in and realised.

Well to "finish" the game and get the badge check out the spoiler box.. if you don't want to breach the surprise then don't click it!

need to get 666 kills to get the badge IE Satans Number

WHAT? not worth it. i got to 222 and nearly fell asleep.

 

[McMarbles]

Wait... it told me to reload. How the hell do I reload? Oh, wait, I'm dead.

This game sucks.

 

[Danny Ocean]

*snip*

Epic trollage, Escapist. Epic troll. ;P

 

[XT inc]

I assumed after 380 kills I had to let myself die to goto hell but apparently I was supposed invest even more time to holding down d and spamming the mini gun with insta reload for 10 more bore filled minutes.

 

[Daestar]

Mmmmm.....

It has that fresh sold my soul for a badge smell.

I seriously think my morals are messed up if I play a game where they focused on the lots of blood and I killed loads of guys, so I can get a badge I may or may not use.

 

[RvLeshrac]

I'm starting to believe this site is run by evil geniuses...

Mwuha. Mwuhahaha.

Truly Evil.

I mean, I've played eXtreme Paintbrawl, and this is no eXtreme Paintbrawl.*

*Still better than Daikatana

 

[Lucifer dern]

at 3oo i was like...i really need 2 sort my life out...

 

[leeloodallasmultipass]

hehe i love the badge! =D

DO you get it by getting 666 kills?

yes

 

[Kermi]

I got bored at 50 kills, played on to 300. Really wish I'd read this thread first because I can't be bothered restarting to get back up to 666.

And endless sidescroller with no skill required, muddy textures and five seconds of midi-quality Rick Astley looping endlessly.

Congratulations, you have accurately depicted hell. 10/10 for commitment to concept.