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Popcicle42

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Susan Arendt said:
So much facepalm in this thread. So. Much.


Oh, and the best thing about that badge... it's the baby harbor seal getting punched. Thank you, Escapist, the badge is worth the pain.
 

Iron Lightning

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Hah, this game be alright dudes. I've sitting here killing tons of dudes, but what happened to the swat dudes? Dudes, they were my favorite dudes. I've been sitting here killing so many dudes, that I can't think of anything but the word dude. The word dude has lost all meaning, dudes. Now I can't use the word dude well anymore.

'Tis a bummer, dudes.

P.S. Dudes, where's the penguin and pedobear? They would've improved this game, dudes.
 

George Palmer

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Iron Lightning said:
Hah, this game be alright dudes. I've sitting here killing tons of dudes, but what happened to the swat dudes? Dudes, they were my favorite dudes. I've been sitting here killing so many dudes, that I can't think of anything but the word dude. The word dude has lost all meaning, dudes. Now I can't use the word dude well anymore.

'Tis a bummer, dudes.

P.S. Dudes, where's the penguin and pedobear? They would've improved this game, dudes.
Gotta buy the full version to get Penguin and Pedobear. Order in the first week and you get additional skins for your character!
 

TwistedEllipses

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It's pretty broken. You can just hold down s and the police dogs can't shoot you.

It's nicely designed, but the novelty wears off pretty quickly when the riot dogs stop coming and it remains super-easy...
 

Russ Pitts

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carnkhan4 said:
It's pretty broken. You can just hold down s and the police dogs can't shoot you.

It's nicely designed, but the novelty wears off pretty quickly when the riot dogs stop coming and it remains super-easy...
You say it's super-easy and yet ... I see no badge in your profile.
 

TwistedEllipses

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Russ Pitts said:
carnkhan4 said:
It's pretty broken. You can just hold down s and the police dogs can't shoot you.

It's nicely designed, but the novelty wears off pretty quickly when the riot dogs stop coming and it remains super-easy...
You say it's super-easy and yet ... I see no badge in your profile.
Don't worry, I've paused it! (Sadly I am a badge kleptomaniac)

I feel bad criticising it, now that Russ has shamed me.

Oh and I meant 'd' not 's'...
 

Tetranitrophenol

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question is why would you ever want to use the pistol? second what am I actually supposed to do here? killed 400 dudes (2 different) and got bored to death.
 

Russ Pitts

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Tetranitrophenol said:
question is why would you ever want to use the pistol? second what am I actually supposed to do here? killed 400 dudes (2 different) and got bored to death.
You may have died, but did you go to ... hell ... ?
 

Swaki

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got to 346 kills before i got to bored, holding d and causally pressing r and L mouse button is not fun, i guess i shouldn't expect to much for what is a rick roll based of a ... "animated" series, but when game site makes a flash game to promote one of their series i expected some effort.

i did like the clay design of the enemies, so i guess i would give it a 1/5.
 

dead_rebel

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I got to around 500 and because the game relies on the MOUSE, I accidently clicked the comments button.

What a waste of time. :|
 

Tetranitrophenol

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Russ Pitts said:
Tetranitrophenol said:
question is why would you ever want to use the pistol? second what am I actually supposed to do here? killed 400 dudes (2 different) and got bored to death.
You may have died, but did you go to ... hell ... ?
noo...It just Game Over, and I promised myself not to play the game again until the Bgm is changed...
 

SD-Fiend

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who has the highest score? I got 210 kills before I stooped caring
 

TwistedEllipses

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Russ Pitts said:
You say it's super-easy and yet ... I see no badge in your profile.
*40 minutes of grinding later...*

What?!? There's not even a poorly translated congratulation message! I DEMAND A REFUND! It's free? Oh. Then I guess I shouldn't really be complaining...should I? I'm conflicted...
 

Tharwen

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Only the thought of that badge can get me through this...

Just 300 more...

EDIT: Ahh... done...

Was it worth it? I'll decide once Rick Astley leaves my tortured memory alone.
 

Devil's Due

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What's the address for me to send the $49.95 to? Is there tax? I don't want to end up short on the cash! Also, the song annoyed me a little bit, so I put on Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley, Plat. Collection. Made the game go by a bit faster.

PS: At 333 you should get half a badge. I always liked the number 333.