Play Satan's Retrievers

[Impluse_101]

And when I completed the 666 kills I spent 666 dollars to go to the nearest place that has a baby seal and PUNCHED IT IN THE FACE D:<

 

[NickIsCool]

that was pretty grueling for one badge

 

[Necrofudge]

Pretty repetitive. There should have been more of those riot shield guys.

Pro tip: It's more interesting if you stick with the pistol instead of using the mini-gun.

 

[George Palmer]

Greatest game I've ever played. 10/10! *****! The boss fight is epic!!

This is an attempt at parody right?.

? No! The full version of the game is actually pretty awesome. Once you get past level 5 it really kicks in. Especially with all the additional weapons and the bonus rounds. And really the boss fight levels are friggin hard! This is not a game you can just blow through in 6-7 hours. Give the full version a try, you won't be dissapointed!

 

[Samoftherocks]

Rick Astley...really?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

No, I must know how it ends! I haven't set the world record yet, my life is incomplete.

*gets an envelope*

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

...I believe this game is Rick Rolling me.

I know right? I died because I got distracted by Rick Astley.

 

[z3rostr1fe]

Greatest game I've ever played. 10/10! *****! The boss fight is epic!!

This is an attempt at parody right?.

? No! The full version of the game is actually pretty awesome. Once you get past level 5 it really kicks in. Especially with all the additional weapons and the bonus rounds. And really the boss fight levels are friggin hard! This is not a game you can just blow through in 6-7 hours. Give the full version a try, you won't be dissapointed!

... Can I try the stuff that you are on to right now?!?!?!?!? j/k

 

[ritchards]

This needs to be on Kongregate... with badges!

 

[Unhappy Crow]

Tried to play the second time and it FROZE! I wasn't even close 400. :| This game IS from hell. It's not hard, it's annoying. That's it. I'm trying again tomorrow (if it's still available). If I lose again due to another weird glitch, I'm done.

 

[Rishtaka]

Everyone knows to games are made better by being able to jump. Add this and watch people enjoy.

 

[ClockWork]

I only played the free trail but it's funny how the simplest games are the funnest!

That was fun...? I held "D", casually tapped the right mouse with the mini-gun, and was bored as hell... I don't know if what I played was the trial, but if there is a real game, I ain't too interested...

Thats exactly what I did! Am i doing something wrong?

 

[ClockWork]

HOW!!

 

[ninja555]

I akin the experience of playing this game to having a drill shoved down my ear and into my brain. I got a similar feeling when I tried Eve online. I don't know how anyone can manage to make it to the badge.

On the plus side, the launch party for the game was good.

 

[LilGherkin]

I think we can all say this.

At least it was better than Superman 64.

 

[AvsJoe]

I got about 200 of my kills with the pistol because I wanted to change it up a bit. It was a lot more fun than the minigun.

Hopefully, Yahtzee gets an opportunity to rip it to shreds...

Hehe, that would be a great episode. Bonus points to everyone involved if that actually happens.

 

[Eponet]

Awww.... It's made of Grind...

Hopefully, Yahtzee gets an opportunity to rip it to shreds...

He's already pointed out one of the bigger flaws.

"The" minigun "is to balanced gameplay as a crowbar is to a kneecap."

 

[DragoonX13]

Well considering my PS3's not available, my Xbox has died, my Wii is a Wii, Steam isn't responding, nobody is online, I'm not that tired, it's 3:17 in the morning, and this series is a poor, poor, replacement of Unforgotten Realms, I guess I'll give it a try.

Or not.
Yeah, most likely not.