I have an accent that ranges and changes constantly, all the fuck over the place, I've lived arround, or spoken to so many different people with so many vocal mannerisms over the course of my life that I've kinda picked a ton of different bits up...
I'm not entirely sure how to make this work in text, but I'll try.
"I would like to buy some tea please"
Cudai get sum tee brah?
"Want to see my engine?"
Lookah dis beast eh?
"I would prefer it if you wouldn't call me that"
Back ittup brah, talk shit to somun else eh?
"Maybe we should try another day"
Kinda busy t'day, maybee t'morrah
"Cheers!"
Fuck I'm drunk, 'Nother round eh!
"Look how dirty my hands are!"
Look'et me grubbins(NOBODY else I know uses this term but me, I do it for kicks mainly), need a wash eh?
"Excuse me, I need to use the washroom"
Fuck, gotta piss lika racehorse, back'n a sec. / Fuckit dams burstin bee arr bee. / Cansacallin backinasec(spoken really fast)
Now, Even writing it down in text, I have to remind you that I have more than a few variances to EACH AND EVERY ONE of these, and my actual accent changes slightly depending on where I am and who I'm talking to, sometimes people join conversations where I've been talking to people from somewhere, and think I'm a native, when actually I'm just visiting and in fact from Canada, and then I have to force myself to speak differently to show it, heh...