Poll: Are gamers good in bed?

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jklinders

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I'll speak for myself.

I am.

Aside from my significant other I could care less about the rest. Weird topic is weird.

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Me55enger

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Thank you for adding the fetid cherry on top of the steaming pile of shit my day has become. It really isnt your fault, I just hate being reminded that the life beyond the confines of mine constantly and persistantly dances infront of my weary eyes as if they play on winds of excitement and adventure.

I am a Gamer, I have a Girlfriend. She tells me im bloody good. I believe her. Simple.

Whether or not I actually am is subjective, and its not for me to state. But I make her happy and she makes me happy. Simple.

That is, if time, luck, fate, luck, time, circumstance, health, location, temperature, luck, the Gods, and luck permit is any slither of privacy.

Yes, im having a bad day.
 

Doclector

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Well, suffice to say, I probably suck and always will, being the unattractive, awkward, virgin nerd that I am.

Honestly, I'd be surprised if there was a major difference between the general performance of normal people and nerds.

I've always suspected though, that it had little to do with talent or experience, just how attracted to one and other the partners were. True, I know little, but I find it hard to believe that there's any great subtleties to the activity beyond rythm.

Of course, I'm probably wrong.
 

barbzilla

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This is a hard one to answer for me. While I have had sex many times, it has been with very few women. Of the ones I have slept with, I tend to have a learning curve. I start out timid and work my way up to "Oh My God!". I honestly think this is true of most people. The "horrible" lays you have had, could be amazing with some practice, and the amazing bedders could start to slack as a relationship progresses.
 

Naeras

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There's been surveys on this. Statistically gamers are better than non-gamers in bed.

My personal experiences also support this.
 

DoomyMcDoom

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This is like asking whether people who play cards are good in bed.

I'm a gamer, my sexual performances rang from good, to "oh my god, how did you learn to do that" depending entirely on my innitial mood, my energy level, and how attracted I am to the person I'm with, and unless you suck at sex, or have weird fetishes and try to force em on your partner, I can immagine that that's how most people are.

I honestly don't think gaming has anything to do with it. What is important is maintaining at least moderate physical fitness, and being clean and stuff, like don't eat stuff that gives you bad gas prior to sex... common sense people.
 

Necron_warrior

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Too much lag and they keep pushing back the date its going to come at.

Tsk.

That being said, I've heard good things about Energy sword(Tm) condoms.
 

Fappy

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Scrumpmonkey said:
Stasisesque said:
They've ranged from the worst lays ever, seriously it was so bad I had to stop it. Jesus Christ I didn't think it was possible to be that bad at sex. I wasn't expecting the world, but when you actually argue with me about which hole is the right hole you have to go now. Bye-bye.

...to gods of sex. I really don't think one has any bearing on the other here.
That's just being bad at biology/anatomy as much as anything...

TOPIC; I'm not sure its a case of them being better/worse but i know some gamers have slightly different tastes. I know i'm quite the fan of cosplay in the bedroom. Case in point; one of my last girlfriends thought it would be good to dress up as Misty (she was right, oh god she was right about that).

Getting slightly off topic; that didn't end well at all. We got caught by her entire extended family who had to re-direct to her house due to a snow-storm. Have you ever had to try and explain a Togepi doll, a can of chocolate whipped cream, two pokeballs, a vibrator and a Game-Boy color to a crowd of confused looking relatives? All the while trying to buy time so she can remove her side ponytail, braces and get her top back on? Well i have! And its not pleasant! It makes you look like the king of the mentally ill perverts association.
Poor Togepi. How could you subject the little guy to that!?
 

Stasisesque

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Genuine Evil said:
Stasisesque said:
They've ranged from the worst lays ever, seriously it was so bad I had to stop it. Jesus Christ I didn't think it was possible to be that bad at sex. I wasn't expecting the world, but when you actually argue with me about which hole is the right hole you have to go now. Bye-bye.

...to gods of sex. I really don't think one has any bearing on the other here.
ohh god , just out of curiosity how old was he ??????.
Mid-twenties.

He was a lot more sheltered than I had given him credit for.
 

TheRightToArmBears

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I don't think being a gamer has any bearing on your sexual prowess. Rep-wise I guess we have a bad one on account of being nerds, who as all media ever will tell you, are crap at anything involving physical activity or social interaction (which pretty much rules out sex completely).
If I had to pick I would say that's unfounded. Nerds tend to be more appreciative of their relationships and partners, and being in tune with what your partner wants except for girth is what being good in the sack is all about. Guys with big egos that are only trying to pleasure themselves tend to be worse in bed (and don't last as long). My girlfriend tells me I'm good at that, but I wouldn't be surprised if she was lying to make me feel better (that would make her a good actor though).
 

MadHatter1993

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i was always stuck on third base. not by my choice but by hers. so eh, i'm cool with that. make her pop in a few seconds.... THANK YOU STREET FIGHTER!
 

The White Hunter

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I am absolutely fucking outstanding in bed, I can sleep for days waking only for water, food and bouts of gaming!

As for sex, I'm alright, competent at most things. Enthusiastic to say the least. I have a low levelling curve so I learn fast.

I know my way around a joystick to say the least. Though I can't be sure they're intended for such purposes.
 

Daveman

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Depends on the type of gamer. I skilled person obviously can execute some epic combos but a n00b will often resort to button mashing.

Oh, and everyone who plays Sniper on TF2 has a small penis. OH NO I DIDN'T!
 

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Scrumpmonkey said:
Fappy said:
Scrumpmonkey said:
I'm not sure its a case of them being better/worse but i know some gamers have slightly different tastes. I know i'm quite the fan of cosplay in the bedroom. Case in point; one of my last girlfriends thought it would be good to dress up as Misty (she was right, oh god she was right about that).

Getting slightly off topic; that didn't end well at all. We got caught by her entire extended family who had to re-direct to her house due to a snow-storm. Have you ever had to try and explain a Togepi doll, a can of chocolate whipped cream, two pokeballs, a vibrator and a Game-Boy color to a crowd of confused looking relatives? All the while trying to buy time so she can remove her side ponytail, braces and get her top back on? Well i have! And its not pleasant! It makes you look like the king of the mentally ill perverts association.
Poor Togepi. How could you subject the little guy to that!?
Who's he going to tell? All Togepi can say is his own name : P You don't even want to know how Pikachu was involved...
Reminds me of all the sexy Pikachus I saw at Dragon*Con this weekend. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, yummy...
 

newdarkcloud

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The God of War sex mini-game has trained me to be the best at having sex with women, provided I find one willing to have sex with me.
 

rbstewart7263

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Tenmar said:
Okay this is getting ridiculous. Your HOBBY does NOT apply to how you perform when having sex. Sex is about communication and actually understanding the wants of your partner to achieve pleasurable sex.
Well perhaps playing certain games can increase a persons inner communication and understanding of others inner wants and needs.(One would assume art games) while others numb you to those little things.(one would assume c0d)


They did an experiment where they showed people various pictures of violent acts and read there blood pressure, general reaction, etc. Then they had those people play violent games and then showed them more pictures. There reactions the second time were duller than the first time.

Now try an experiment where a few couples have sex. one group plays cod while the other plays journey or something I dont know. Than have both have sex again and make a comparisson of there arrousal levels.

The theory is not without merit I think.:)