Poll: Are gamers good in bed?

[rbstewart7263]

If they are the normal kind that participate in physical activity? It's a possibility

If they are the nerd autistic kind with poor physical bodies? Definitely not.

Exactly! I swear people on here trying to debate me or damn blow what I said out of proportion.

Erm, except you just admitted that being a gamer has little to do with it. And then insisted that people were too nitpicky when you said that gaming plays some sort of significant role. Which, I let me remind you again, you confirmed it didn't in the previous sentence.

"Gamer" isn't an identifier, it's a describer. It's one facet of my, and other's, lives. We're just more passionate and into it than other people are.

So please, you and all other people who think that people who call themselves gamers see it is an identity, stop badmouthing us that don't have issues with the term. It's getting silly.

As Vault101 said, nobody is taking an issue with people calling themselves gamers, people are taking issue with people trying to wrap their whole being around the concept. You said it yourself - it's a describer - you could also be an avid book reader, cyclist, mechanic and a chef, if you wish, but none of the other descriptions (I hope) govern every aspect of your life. We are just people, after all, we all have variable degrees of skill and interest at stuff. Letting one of the labels dictate more than it should is idiotic and shouldn't be done.

Mate I made this thread for fun not to be some be all end all of how gaming relates to your cock powers.

 

[ZeroMachine]

What's the correlation between gaming and how good you are in bed?

Years upon years of it have given me magical fingers.

Hes played megaman zero ergo his hands are made for pussy domination.

Its scientific really all you other mothers just dont see it because your not super intelligent. (smug face)

Grievous misuse of that picture in regards to the meme but it works.

 

[William Dickbringer]

I would not say that gamers have a great rep when it comes to coming.
Of course, many PC-gamers (glorious master race etc.) do have very fast fingers, but it is rare that someone would want a click-job, whilst consoleros (dirty, dirty peasants) are kown for having well trained thumbs and general experience with analog sticks, but without the necessary button layout, many are found stumped, usually asking where the buttons are, when being presented the "analog pads" attached to the female body.
WE are known though for being able to "stay up" all night and open to "raids" with parties larger than two, although many are also known for being fast shooters, but we also learn very fast upon gaining experience.

it's not that hard dude all you do is give her "analog sticks" twenty clockwise rotations then twenty counter clockwise rotations (maybe more or less) then you take your "wii remote" and "synchronize it" with her "controller port" this may take some pushing in and pulling out sometimes you may have to move the girl to where she's on her hands and knees (don't forget to rotate those analog sticks)

 

[Alaster Angelo]

As a virgin, I can safely say that I am the mighty god of sex. I stride into battle wielding my divine eleven-inch meat sword; the Vaginites quiver with fear, envy, and desire as I approach them.

... I have nothing constructive to contribute to this topic.

I think I love you.

 

[SciMal]

You might as well ask if democrats or scientists are good in bed. And there are certainly no connection between gaming and sex other than the fact that hard core gamers tends to get a lot less of it (if any)

Scientists are great in bed...

Assuming there have been enough controlled (possibly double-blind placebo) studies to reach the appropriate P and X-squared values to make that claim.

Should be possible with as a few as 35, but as always with science, the more data points the better.

 

[RustlessPotato]

Well I slept all day yesterday so I think I know how to use my bed thank you very much.

Bad jokes aside, I never really had a complain except for one time. It was surreal: I brought a girl over to my place, we both had some to drink and after having sex, she gave me a review. She literally gave me a review right after ! WHAT THE HELL :/. Apparently my for play was a bit long (but i was drunk damned and I was afraid I would have the.... Whiskey Dick !

 

[joshuaayt]

Let me put it this way- no woman has EVER claimed that I am NOT good in bed. If there's any higher recommendation than that, well, I don't know it.

 

[Growley]

Trick question. Gamers are all virgins.

 

[Gatx]

I've been told I'm a good kisser but that's all I'm willing to share.

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

I've been in a steady relationship for 2 years. I must be doing something right.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

I would not say that gamers have a great rep when it comes to coming.
Of course, many PC-gamers (glorious master race etc.) do have very fast fingers, but it is rare that someone would want a click-job, whilst consoleros (dirty, dirty peasants) are kown for having well trained thumbs and general experience with analog sticks, but without the necessary button layout, many are found stumped, usually asking where the buttons are, when being presented the "analog pads" attached to the female body.
WE are known though for being able to "stay up" all night and open to "raids" with parties larger than two, although many are also known for being fast shooters, but we also learn very fast upon gaining experience.

it's not that hard dude all you do is give her "analog sticks" twenty clockwise rotations then twenty counter clockwise rotations (maybe more or less) then you take your "wii remote" and "synchronize it" with her "controller port" this may take some pushing in and pulling out sometimes you may have to move the girl to where she's on her hands and knees (don't forget to rotate those analog sticks)

So, you're saying that you need her to balance on a Wii fit board in order to properly synchronize with your wii-mote?

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

It depends whether they have gained enough exp and added enough skill points into the sex feat... Possibly a higher dexterity and strength skill will also add to the experience... where a high charisma skill will be needed to get to the '2 people in a bed' stage faster...

Strength could be subsituted with equal parts inteligence or wisdom for technique points... but at a detriment to time. (3d20x10secs. Where a triple number equals premature ejaculation)

 

[phreakdb]

Several people in here are going by 'equipment' grade. That has very little to do with whether or not someone is good in bed. I have found in my travels, that a woman is more responsive if she is mentally and emotionally invested in her mate. In order for that to occur, you and her must mesh.

I will say that I as a person have had no complaints other than the inevitable harsh words after the break up when the female's feelings are hurt. Months or even years later, they are calling me up. So, I would say that while I am not a god, I feel I am fairly competent, given reactions and longevity of relationships with women that have a bit of moral fiber.

As for the relevance of gamer vs. non? Before I was a gamer, I was a club kid. Before I was a club kid, I was a jock. Before I was a jock, I was a quiet nerd who had all the time in the world to sit back and watch people interact while I invisibly read my book in a corner.

TL;DR: Engage a Person's Mind and Heart, and anything you do with their body, they will rate as excellent or better.

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

As a virgin, I can safely say that I am the mighty god of sex. I stride into battle wielding my divine eleven-inch meat sword; the Vaginites quiver with fear, envy, and desire as I approach them.

... I have nothing constructive to contribute to this topic.

I saw your post and agreed with it so much it made me cry. Onwards my Brother! TO PUSSY!!!

 

[Casual Shinji]

I'm great at gaming in bed!

You should see me kill at Dark Souls while wrapped up in my blanky.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

I think that many gamers are good in the way that they are very good at pleasing their significant other. It can be a game to them, a look what I did thing that you normally get with virgins and slowly goes away.

As for endurance, ability to kiss, to role-play, to talk sexy... its a toss up. I guess it really depends why you became a gamer. I can imagine social outcast would find it more difficult to accomplish the whole package.

 

[lRookiel]

I don't know. I'll tell you when I can manage to actually have sex.

/Foreveralone

 

[The Funslinger]

Surprisingly, one of the worst was a pc gaming metal guitarist. Fast fingers on a fret/keyboard, sure, but it just didn't translate.

Go for an acoustic guitarist next time. Sex, like guitar does not simply require fast, relentless pounding![footnote]I am aware of the skill involved in playing metal, and am merely making a humorous remark.[/footnote]

OT: Never had sex with a gamer, actually. There aren't too many female gamers, if any round here.

As for myself, I suppose I know what I'm doing. On a couple of occasions, people have tried to offer money for my... services. Creepy, but flattering all the same.

I guess I know what to press to activate a girl's hyper-combo! ;D

It depends whether they have gained enough exp and added enough skill points into the sex feat... Possibly a higher dexterity and strength skill will also add to the experience... where a high charisma skill will be needed to get to the '2 people in a bed' stage faster...

Strength could be subsituted with equal parts inteligence or wisdom for technique points... but at a detriment to time. (3d20x10secs. Where a triple number equals premature ejaculation)

This is the best thing I have read today.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Surprisingly, one of the worst was a pc gaming metal guitarist. Fast fingers on a fret/keyboard, sure, but it just didn't translate.

Go for an acoustic guitarist next time. Sex, like guitar does not simply require fast, relentless pounding![footnote]I am aware of the skill involved in playing metal, and am merely making a humorous remark.[/footnote]

1. You have been ninja'd (by me).
2. This topic has too much seriousness and too few bad puns and sexual innuendos.

Gonna go play with my wii-mote now.

 

[Acton Hank]

They've ranged from the worst lays ever, seriously it was so bad I had to stop it. Jesus Christ I didn't think it was possible to be that bad at sex. I wasn't expecting the world, but when you actually argue with me about which hole is the right hole you have to go now. Bye-bye.

...to gods of sex. I really don't think one has any bearing on the other here.

Wow, that bad huh?

I never thought someone could actually be that fucking terrible, sex isn't exactly Boolean algebra.