Poll: Are gamers good in bed?

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

Gamers are good in bed, but only if they're hardcore and they write down a ton of 'achievements' on a piece of paper. I'm a gamer and I don't worry too much for achievements, so you can imagine I'm not all that good at it. But hey, at least I got decent hair.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

Hell yeah I'm good in bed. I don't snore, I don't steal the covers and I barely ever roll over and elbow the person next to me.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

Okay this is getting ridiculous. Your HOBBY does NOT apply to how you perform when having sex. Sex is about communication and actually understanding the wants of your partner to achieve pleasurable sex.

A sensible, non-snarky answer! Heretic! Witch! Begone!

 

[EeveeElectro]

The ones I've had have been pretty good. As in, serious gamers.
Last time was amazing and so perfect. I don't think anyone (apart from him, obviously) could top it. It kills me to know I'll never get it again.

Don't see how being a gamer influences it though.

 

[Sanat]

How can "gamers" be a blanket term at all, let alone for sexual performance? That's a huge umbrella you're stating that branches out into hundreds of different archetypes and demographics. Asking this question is akin to asking "Are mammals cute?"

 

[Starik20X6]

I've not banged a gamer before, but I am told I myself am pretty damn skilled. Though I can't speak for everyone.

 

[MetalMonkey74]

I just hope lazy gamers dont wait for Quick Time Events!!

 

[CleverNickname]

PM me, fly to Germany and we'll find out

rawr

I know how that ends. I've seen The Human Centipede and I'll have no part in it.

Those wacky Germans...

... I'll be gentle?

unless you don't want me to?

/batting_eyes

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Well this is an interesting topic isn't it?

I don't know, I have yet to experience it..

 

[Fappy]

Though it needn't be said at this point: sexual prowess =/= gaming prowess. There is really no meaningful correlation.

 

[Palademon]

We're great. We press all the right buttons.

 

[Odbarc]

Just know, that like gaming, they`ll be willing to invest a hours and hours getting better to be the very best like no one ever was.
At 5 minute intervals.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I don't really have any experience sleeping with gamers...the one Otaku I was with wasn't terrible. More than anything though I'm curious to see how many gamers are asexual like me. Same for Otaku as well I suppose.

 

[Spade Lead]

As a virgin, I can safely say that I am the mighty god of sex. I stride into battle wielding my divine eleven-inch meat sword; the Vaginites quiver with fear, envy, and desire as I approach them.

... I have nothing constructive to contribute to this topic.

Rating yourself is a fallacious research technique. Everyone thinks they are Ron Jeremy or Dirk Diggler. If you want to know how good I am, ask the 3 women who broke up with me (or I them), then cheated on their new boyfriends because they wanted my cock inside them again. One of them cheated on four different guys with me. I hated her. I wanted to ruin her life, so I fucked her brains out then made her live with the shame of being a cheater. I never cheated, though.

Also, my gamer girlfriend was horrible in bed, I had to teach her everything, and then when we broke up she forgot it all and our multiple liaisons after that kind of sucked...

 

[Alcamonic]

As gamers are still normal people (madness, I know!) I really doubt they are much worse than say, people who lift weight on average. Hell, might even be better, due to trying to make up for not having a Conan Babarian body.

 

[geK0]

I wasn't expecting the world, but when you actually argue with me about which hole is the right hole you have to go now. Bye-bye.

Maybe urethra sex was just his jam? There are weirder kinks.

I don't think I've had sex with anyone who would call themselves a gamer.

Are there people who get off to having things put in there? 0_o

OT:

I haven't been with enough people to judge; but I for one am a glorious beast in the sack.

 

[Stormcloud23]

I'm pretty sure it's wholly impossible to say gamers as a collective are good or bad in bed. It's the same as any other cross section of society, you'll have some good and some bad. You can't really just make a blanket statement like that, it's gonna be different from person to person. There's that whole "gamers/nerds are virgins" stigma that still goes around, so I doubt our reputation is all that stellar. But whatever, most people are lame anyways.

As far as me personally, I can't speak to my own efficacy without an obvious bias, but I have been told I perform far above expectation. Which is cool I guess, but sex is not really something I go out of my way for. I'm far more interested in the emotional aspect of it. Living alone a hemisphere away from everyone you grew up with tends to have that effect I suppose. I'd rather have someone special to hold and come home to than a bunch of randoms I can fuck whenever. Maybe I'm crazy.

 

[DarkSoldier84]

How am I supposed to know if nobody will give me a chance?

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Seriously do we have the rep of being good lays? last I checked we dont but its been awhile since I checked. The advent of the gamers looking to get laid dating site has got me wondering? Are we masters of cunninglingus or do most of us just lay there?

So I want to hear your stories. How do you rate yourself?

How do you rate other gamers youve slept with?

Well, having slept my way through my college gaming club, I have a rather unique perspective on this. My answer?

It varies.

I'm considered quite good. Moreover, my gamer spouse is very good in bed. That's one of the reasons I married my spouse. **grin**

I've slept with a number of other gamers, and at least one "just lays there" and another one was "meh, okay" and another was "fairly good, but not great".

So yeah, gamers fall in the whole gambit of sexual skill, from the bad to great.

All that said, I don't think being a gamer really has a specific effect on one's sexual skill. It really depends on the individual - which is exactly what it depends on in the larger population.

 

[Roggen Bread]

PM me, fly to Germany and we'll find out

rawr

I know how that ends. I've seen The Human Centipede and I'll have no part in it.

Those wacky Germans...

You have discovered our people's sceme.

You have to go.


OT: Dafuq did I just read?