Poll: Are gamers good in bed?

[rbstewart7263]

I'm not sure its a case of them being better/worse but i know some gamers have slightly different tastes. I know i'm quite the fan of cosplay in the bedroom. Case in point; one of my last girlfriends thought it would be good to dress up as Misty (she was right, oh god she was right about that).

Getting slightly off topic; that didn't end well at all. We got caught by her entire extended family who had to re-direct to her house due to a snow-storm. Have you ever had to try and explain a Togepi doll, a can of chocolate whipped cream, two pokeballs, a vibrator and a Game-Boy color to a crowd of confused looking relatives? All the while trying to buy time so she can remove her side ponytail, braces and get her top back on? Well i have! And its not pleasant! It makes you look like the king of the mentally ill perverts association.

Poor Togepi. How could you subject the little guy to that!?

Who's he going to tell? All Togepi can say is his own name : P You don't even want to know how Pikachu was involved...

Epic story sir most epic indeed.

 

[rbstewart7263]

There's been surveys on this. Statistically gamers are better than non-gamers in bed.

My personal experiences also support this.

HA HIS UNREFERENCED ACCOUNT MEANS IM RIGHT FOREVER!!! BITCHES!!!! LMAO

Actually heres a link that shows a study that female gamers have more sex.

http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2007/02/female_gamers_h/

Of our sample of 200 women, those who played video games on average had sex 4.3 times a week while those who didn?t play games only had sex just 3.2 times a week.

Perhaps even more promising for gamers is the fact that many of the women that we interviewed who have only recently started playing games said that they now have sex more often than before.

Gamers have never had it so good!

Now All of you who argued with me BEND THE KNEE AND ADMIT THAT THOU ART INFERIOR!! lol jk

 

[Fappy]

Poor Togepi. How could you subject the little guy to that!?

Who's he going to tell? All Togepi can say is his own name : P You don't even want to know how Pikachu was involved...

Reminds me of all the sexy Pikachus I saw at Dragon*Con this weekend. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, yummy...

Did you get any lightning shaped tail? or where your poke-balls left as blue as Cerulean city?

I think my girlfriend would have been rather peeved at me if I had pursued any of the that lightning-shaped tail. She got mad at me for staring at two DoA girls asses for too long >.>

 

[William Dickbringer]

I would not say that gamers have a great rep when it comes to coming.
Of course, many PC-gamers (glorious master race etc.) do have very fast fingers, but it is rare that someone would want a click-job, whilst consoleros (dirty, dirty peasants) are kown for having well trained thumbs and general experience with analog sticks, but without the necessary button layout, many are found stumped, usually asking where the buttons are, when being presented the "analog pads" attached to the female body.
WE are known though for being able to "stay up" all night and open to "raids" with parties larger than two, although many are also known for being fast shooters, but we also learn very fast upon gaining experience.

it's not that hard dude all you do is give her "analog sticks" twenty clockwise rotations then twenty counter clockwise rotations (maybe more or less) then you take your "wii remote" and "synchronize it" with her "controller port" this may take some pushing in and pulling out sometimes you may have to move the girl to where she's on her hands and knees (don't forget to rotate those analog sticks)

So, you're saying that you need her to balance on a Wii fit board in order to properly synchronize with your wii-mote?

Woah now I was just talking basics but balance board could come into play if your kinky enough....
Capatcha: don't stop....I think capatcha wants in on the action

 

[Calibanbutcher]

I would not say that gamers have a great rep when it comes to coming.
Of course, many PC-gamers (glorious master race etc.) do have very fast fingers, but it is rare that someone would want a click-job, whilst consoleros (dirty, dirty peasants) are kown for having well trained thumbs and general experience with analog sticks, but without the necessary button layout, many are found stumped, usually asking where the buttons are, when being presented the "analog pads" attached to the female body.
WE are known though for being able to "stay up" all night and open to "raids" with parties larger than two, although many are also known for being fast shooters, but we also learn very fast upon gaining experience.

it's not that hard dude all you do is give her "analog sticks" twenty clockwise rotations then twenty counter clockwise rotations (maybe more or less) then you take your "wii remote" and "synchronize it" with her "controller port" this may take some pushing in and pulling out sometimes you may have to move the girl to where she's on her hands and knees (don't forget to rotate those analog sticks)

So, you're saying that you need her to balance on a Wii fit board in order to properly synchronize with your wii-mote?

Woah now I was just talking basics but balance board could come into play if your kinky enough....
Capatcha: don't stop....I think capatcha wants in on the action

Well, then let's provide the captcha with more kinkiness, since not only could the balance-board come into play, but also several attachments for your wii-mote, and, depending on how good friends you are with some of your friends, synchronizing more than one wii-mote is also a possibility, and, just in case, most wii-motes are able to synchronize with several controller ports as well, although working 4 analog sticks at the same time can be a challenge for the untrained gamer, but, with enough training, even that is possible.
And if captcha insists, maybe we can delve also in the hardcorer "difficulty"-settings of gamer sex...

 

[William Dickbringer]

I would not say that gamers have a great rep when it comes to coming.
Of course, many PC-gamers (glorious master race etc.) do have very fast fingers, but it is rare that someone would want a click-job, whilst consoleros (dirty, dirty peasants) are kown for having well trained thumbs and general experience with analog sticks, but without the necessary button layout, many are found stumped, usually asking where the buttons are, when being presented the "analog pads" attached to the female body.
WE are known though for being able to "stay up" all night and open to "raids" with parties larger than two, although many are also known for being fast shooters, but we also learn very fast upon gaining experience.

it's not that hard dude all you do is give her "analog sticks" twenty clockwise rotations then twenty counter clockwise rotations (maybe more or less) then you take your "wii remote" and "synchronize it" with her "controller port" this may take some pushing in and pulling out sometimes you may have to move the girl to where she's on her hands and knees (don't forget to rotate those analog sticks)

So, you're saying that you need her to balance on a Wii fit board in order to properly synchronize with your wii-mote?

Woah now I was just talking basics but balance board could come into play if your kinky enough....
Capatcha: don't stop....I think capatcha wants in on the action

Well, then let's provide the captcha with more kinkiness, since not only could the balance-board come into play, but also several attachments for your wii-mote, and, depending on how good friends you are with some of your friends, synchronizing more than one wii-mote is also a possibility, and, just in case, most wii-motes are able to synchronize with several controller ports as well, although working 4 analog sticks at the same time can be a challenge for the untrained gamer, but, with enough training, even that is possible.
And if captcha insists, maybe we can delve also in the hardcorer "difficulty"-settings of gamer sex...

now I like to think of that as a coop rhythm game that may involve switching and whole new experience or the ports on her could work as a two player couch coop and if enough room three players

 

[DRes82]

The levels of awkwardness in this thread have exceeded safe reading thresholds. I'm sorry for you guys, it'll happen one day. God willing.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

I would not say that gamers have a great rep when it comes to coming.
Of course, many PC-gamers (glorious master race etc.) do have very fast fingers, but it is rare that someone would want a click-job, whilst consoleros (dirty, dirty peasants) are kown for having well trained thumbs and general experience with analog sticks, but without the necessary button layout, many are found stumped, usually asking where the buttons are, when being presented the "analog pads" attached to the female body.
WE are known though for being able to "stay up" all night and open to "raids" with parties larger than two, although many are also known for being fast shooters, but we also learn very fast upon gaining experience.

it's not that hard dude all you do is give her "analog sticks" twenty clockwise rotations then twenty counter clockwise rotations (maybe more or less) then you take your "wii remote" and "synchronize it" with her "controller port" this may take some pushing in and pulling out sometimes you may have to move the girl to where she's on her hands and knees (don't forget to rotate those analog sticks)

So, you're saying that you need her to balance on a Wii fit board in order to properly synchronize with your wii-mote?

Woah now I was just talking basics but balance board could come into play if your kinky enough....
Capatcha: don't stop....I think capatcha wants in on the action

Well, then let's provide the captcha with more kinkiness, since not only could the balance-board come into play, but also several attachments for your wii-mote, and, depending on how good friends you are with some of your friends, synchronizing more than one wii-mote is also a possibility, and, just in case, most wii-motes are able to synchronize with several controller ports as well, although working 4 analog sticks at the same time can be a challenge for the untrained gamer, but, with enough training, even that is possible.
And if captcha insists, maybe we can delve also in the hardcorer "difficulty"-settings of gamer sex...

now I like to think of that as a coop rhythm game that may involve switching and whole new experience or the ports on her could work as a two player couch coop and if enough room three players

Funny you should mention rythm games, since I believe it is worth mentioning, that, given the right set of additional equipment, one could have a rightfully named party with several people taking turns synchronizing their wii-motes to the "instruments" and then proceeding to synchronize with one anothers rythm for the duration of a "song", although too much soloing is frowned upon in such settings, since most everyone gains the most enjoyment out of this if a set is breezed through in harmony without anyone trying to outdo the others accessing the same console.
Of course for that to work, one needs a very spacious living-room.

 

[Kopikatsu]

Dunno, never had sex before. Nor am I particularly interested in it.

But as others have said, dexterous hands!

 

[Naeras]

-gamers get laid-

I can give you the source if you want, but I'm afraid it's in Norwegian so it won't be much help :V

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

I was so good I made a guy go temporarily blind once if that counts

 

[soren7550]

God, I don't know. I've only been with one guy, so I have nothing to compare to. As for me, still don't know.

 

[rbstewart7263]

I was so good I made a guy go temporarily blind once if that counts

Moonlight that totally counts and thats bad ass!