I've been here for almost three years, and I have only one thousand five hundred posts, while I see others with only a few months here in the 5,000+ and above range. I wish the Escapist would go back to when post counts only counted for posts, and not being able to chat all the time in groups. Oh well, we'll just have to adapt. But should (by this rate) around 2017 I'll have around 5,000 posts and earn my Neo badge legit, just as I have for the other two.
I'll also feel seriously curious as to how I have been on the site for nine years. But I'll get to that when that date occurs!