Poll: Are you weird?

[DoctorFrankenStein]

I almost don't want to do this because it will just look like thinly veiled self-promotion but it's so much easier to prove something with pictures then try to explain it. [I can't figure out how to direct embed a picture in a forum post.]

But yes. I am weird.
Very likely completely insane.

See the strange and unique fruits of my constant laboring for yourself-

http://www.etsy.com/shop/PatchworkLaboratory

Everything there was made by me.
Current works in progress include, a fake spellbook designed to hold a wedding ring set, turning an old dictionary into a bowl with stitches, transforming an old My Little Pony into a pony version of Bobobo-bobo-bobobo, a wind chime involving spoons that have been twisted into unnatural shapes, making colorful catalogs into beads, and another batch of carnivore-friendly soap made Fight Club style with just lard, water and lye.

 

[thejackyl]

I have a dark sense of humor, and am a huge gaming nerd. I recently told a friend of mine "Ego +1", when they told me their friend thought I was cute. They just looked at me funny and called me a dork.

I wouldn't say weird though.

 

[FreakSheet]

I've been told that I'm weird. And its true.

PS: come at me bro! YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!

 

[retyopy]

!driew ton os ma I !eseel-huP

I'm weird? Well, you're a mustache!

That's not wierd. That's random.

 

[AquaAscension]

weirdos would be anyone who doesn't share my same level of interest with music, poetry, martial arts, reading, and/or speaking.

Did I not tell you to define it as you will. Creativity is good. Also, since I don't care about the rest of humanity: *fffffffaaaaaarrrrrrrrrttttttttttttt*

Your reading is bad. I bolded my definition for ya.

Creativity is taking what you think is weird and making it normal... or taking what you think is normal and making it weird. You're just grasping for attention. Either intentionally or not I don't know but nor do I care.

I suppose I may have defined weirdos more so than "weird" up there. In that case, there is no weird. At least not universally. Unless you get into the realm of ego/ethnocentrism. But I lack the balance for such a stance at the moment. And I know you'll continue the whole "I fart in your general direction/I'm an anarchist because I'm posting on the internet and not caring/I actually care what people think because I'm putting energy into acting weird on the internet (which is silly)", so have fun. So glad you could get a bunch of people to be hyperbolic about their personal issues and continue to make them justify why they're currently doing strange things with their time. Yay internet and the plasticity of human reasoning.

I'm weird because I'm surprisingly cynical but think everyone's good (or at least got the capacity for it in them, somewhere).

 

[retyopy]

I've been told that I'm weird. And its true.

PS: come at me bro! YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!

I don't have to get you. The they-who-stalk-your-dreams have to get you. And they will. They always do. I'm thinking bee-monkeys. With knives in thier hands. For the first day. Just for the lolz. And then we get serious.

 

[Hasido]

when im sure im alone, i loudly anounce all of my future plans and narrate what im doing. its practice for when i become a vilian obviously.

also i have been training myself to navigate areas blind for when the day comes that i turn off the sun.

 

[retyopy]

weirdos would be anyone who doesn't share my same level of interest with music, poetry, martial arts, reading, and/or speaking.

Did I not tell you to define it as you will. Creativity is good. Also, since I don't care about the rest of humanity: *fffffffaaaaaarrrrrrrrrttttttttttttt*

Your reading is bad. I bolded my definition for ya.

Creativity is taking what you think is weird and making it normal... or taking what you think is normal and making it weird. You're just grasping for attention. Either intentionally or not I don't know but nor do I care.

I suppose I may have defined weirdos more so than "weird" up there. In that case, there is no weird. At least not universally. Unless you get into the realm of ego/ethnocentrism. But I lack the balance for such a stance at the moment. And I know you'll continue the whole "I fart in your general direction/I'm an anarchist because I'm posting on the internet and not caring/I actually care what people think because I'm putting energy into acting weird on the internet (which is silly)", so have fun. So glad you could get a bunch of people to be hyperbolic about their personal issues and continue to make them justify why they're currently doing strange things with their time. Yay internet and the plasticity of human reasoning.

I'm weird because I'm surprisingly cynical but think everyone's good (or at least got the capacity for it in them, somewhere).

Was that really there? Be honest. Also, you sound exactly like my twin with the whole "grasping for attention" thing. I hate my twin. And why would I need to grasp for attention? If I wanted that I would talk to someone. I just have a general question,and I want to have a nice conversation. Why must you bring me down?

 

[AquaAscension]

weirdos would be anyone who doesn't share my same level of interest with music, poetry, martial arts, reading, and/or speaking.

Did I not tell you to define it as you will. Creativity is good. Also, since I don't care about the rest of humanity: *fffffffaaaaaarrrrrrrrrttttttttttttt*

Your reading is bad. I bolded my definition for ya.

Creativity is taking what you think is weird and making it normal... or taking what you think is normal and making it weird. You're just grasping for attention. Either intentionally or not I don't know but nor do I care.

I suppose I may have defined weirdos more so than "weird" up there. In that case, there is no weird. At least not universally. Unless you get into the realm of ego/ethnocentrism. But I lack the balance for such a stance at the moment. And I know you'll continue the whole "I fart in your general direction/I'm an anarchist because I'm posting on the internet and not caring/I actually care what people think because I'm putting energy into acting weird on the internet (which is silly)", so have fun. So glad you could get a bunch of people to be hyperbolic about their personal issues and continue to make them justify why they're currently doing strange things with their time. Yay internet and the plasticity of human reasoning.

I'm weird because I'm surprisingly cynical but think everyone's good (or at least got the capacity for it in them, somewhere).

Was that really there? Be honest. Also, you sound exactly like my twin with the whole "grasping for attention" thing. I hate my twin. And why would I need to grasp for attention? If I wanted that I would talk to someone. I just have a general question,and I want to have a nice conversation. Why must you bring me down?

Yeah. It was buried within the rest of my crap rant. I have no reason to lie. This is the internet, after all.

 

[zehydra]

"Normal" is a fantasy created by weird people in denial.

Everyone's a bit weird in some way.

 

[martin's a madman]

You seem like you'd be a bit annoying to be around.

I'm as normal as I've ever been.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Define weird any way you like. I am a nut. Like, I have often suspected that I am quite litteraly insane. I'm not, of course, but I can make any topic seem awful, I can grin like the smilers from doctor who and thier counterparts, (look it up, it's a damn good show,) and I often contemplate how someone would look if they had a knife shoved through thier skull. Also, I randomly dance about, am prone to talking to myself, interrupt conversations with random off topic rants, and I can neck fart. Litteraly. Read that sentence again. I can neck fart. If you can do that, I will be proud to welcome in a new member to the neck farting club. Oh, and I mean neck farting the same way you arm fart. Except with your neck. Real, farty noises, people.

EDIT: A lot of people seem to be choosing the hitler option. Cue suicide.

Oh look at you, all eccentric and crazy-Wait, was that a Dr. Who reference? IT WAS!!

You win the Frozen Donkey Wheel2 seal of approval.

Eventually I'll get some text up there. Make it all nice and official. Anyway, yes. I am weird. But so is everyone else. So really, nobody's weird.

 

[MetaKnight670]

Weird is as weird does.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

This thread's poll options disturb me... so would I not be weird than?

 

[Blemontea]

As an Introvert I am naturally considered weird by all the extroverts, though i go the extra mile by making some of my fellow introverts think im weird. Whether it is the music that I listen to the movies i watch OR dont watch/listen to. or the fact I will stare at the ceiling, though its probably when i spout random gibberish so fluently that people think its actually a language.

 

[natster43]

I guess I am weird. I talk to myself. But hey isn't everybody a bit weird?

 

[Tucker154]

Who chose the 7th option? Please step forth. I won't actaully do what I said, I swear. Really, I swear. I haven't done that in years. And the he-who-stalks-your-dreams hasn't eaten a soul in years. So he's pobably hungy. But don't let a disembodies soul eater discourage you. I have cookies.

I did,but unfortunately for you, I already sold my soul for a PBJ. And it was delicious. Also, can I have a cookie please?

 

[teebeeohh]

everyone is weird.
boring people just try suppress their weirdness till they hit the same level.

 

[Kae]

People tell me I am weird just because I have no friends and am never out of my house and I can't sustain a conversation because I can never find the right words, and because I had a nervous breakdown in the middle of a class and started to randomly attack people while screaming EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL KILL YOUUUU!!!!
Other than that I guess I'm pretty normal, and no I will never see a shrink because I don't trust them they are surely evil.

 

[Azurian]

I spent most of time trying to curl into a ball so I can try to roll around the house. I'm pretty sure I might have a loose wire upstairs.