Poll: Are you weird?

[Shuswah_Noir]

"Normal" is a fantasy created by weird people in denial.

Everyone's a bit weird in some way.

This. Even if they appear perfectly normal, you can never really tell what goes through their head.

I'm quite glad that most people cannot read me. And I let my crazies out in measured doses.

 

[GoldenFish]

People have told me I'm weird and I always smile knowing it's just their way of saying I'm different (SUPER cool). Being weird just means you catch people off guard with things they don't expect (IT'S THEIR FAULT!).

 

[SckizoBoy]

I think a better question to have asked on the Escapist is 'Are you normal?'

As for me: I'm normal... yeah, how weird's that...

 

[Cheesus333]

It depends where I am and who I'm with. For example, with some people I am liable to burst into song and dance with literally no provocation or cause. With others I'm more likely to break down whining like a ***** about how fucking lonely I get sometimes. I'm not bipolar, don't get me wrong, but I can flip pretty wildly around that particular scale.

I didn't answer the poll because I just don't know, damn it!

 

[Jedoro]

Who chose the 7th option? Please step forth. I won't actaully do what I said, I swear. Really, I swear. I haven't done that in years. And the he-who-stalks-your-dreams hasn't eaten a soul in years. So he's pobably hungy. But don't let a disembodies soul eater discourage you. I have cookies.

I *think* I was the first to choose it, because I remember laughing when I saw it only had one vote after I chose it. But I'm at work, and thus kinda distracted, so I won't say that for certain. I did choose it, though, I'm sure of that.

 

[Hoplon]

I am the ubermench, the rest of you are weird.

Defiantly you, yes you, right there in front of the PC.

 

[badgersprite]

Hi, have we met?

Just call me Kooky Spice.

 

[StormShaun]

Addicted to swords
and
I talk to myself...alot, in fact im doing it right now...we get along quite well...is that normal?

 

[Abengoshis]

Are you being intentionally 'random' to get attention. Actually that is quite weird.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Yep! And i gladly proclaim it to everyone and accept it gladly. However I am aware that there is no such thing as "Normal" anyway, I just know i'm a little bit more different than others in a strange way.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

All of this "weird and proud" shit is just people fucking desperate to be special. This just in: You're not. You are dull and ordinary. Stop trying to be a special snowflake because it's not going to fucking happen.

Just look at how many people have responded positively to this thread. You guys think this means something? I wonder what it could be!! Maybe it means EVERYONE is different from the norm because that makes perfect fucking sense!

And don't even get me started with this omg so RaNdOm kawaii desu fuckbox bullshit. How does that pass for actual personality and humour. It is attention whoring at its finest. Every time someone opens their mouth and says a non-sequiter or sequence of "inherently funny" words I want to shove my hatebulge down their stupid chattering squawkboxes until they gag and choke to death.

When did everyone become a stupid teenage girl, jesus fucking christ.

 

[NoNameMcgee]

Being intentionally "random" makes you a try-hard, it doesn't make you weird

anyway... I'm pretty normal, except im quite girly in real life for a guy and I embrace my feminity.

 

[dark-mortality]

Pffff Of course i'm weird/crazy/psychopatic/sadistic/cynical/whatever! After all, I am me BTW I CHOOSE THE MANNEQUIN MUAHAHAHAHAHA *And more generic evil laughter*

 

[rokkolpo]

Autistic, Dyslexic, Tea Total guy who is generally likes small groups, likes games, likes history to an extreme extent and although has no problem talking to people, being more than friends... never got past that barrier (although close only once).

I consider myself weird xD

That makes you incredibly normal.

OT: I am normal, like most people that consider themselves weird.

 

[Dogstile]

Not really. I'm the responsible one who drinks and remains mostly sober because of my tolerance level so I come across as that mature one who's experience many interesting things.

When I first got told that I nearly did a spit take. Good thing I didn't, was drinking some good scotch.

 

[similar.squirrel]

You are so quirky and random, OP!

Well, I've got a potato duck that poops fruity rainbows lol, so I guess I must also be weird.

 

[Trilaanus]

Oh yeah, weird in word, deed, philosophy and jockstrap Pringle can aardvark milkshake enemas.


"I'm weird, which results in creativity." --Joel Hodgson, creator of Mystery Science Theater 3000

 

[CrematedCube]

I feel that I have unique quirks and odd habits but I'm told that I'm actually quite well-balanced.
As is with the majority of people
Also yes, I learned I can neck fart. Now I will be doing that for a while. Thanks for that.

 

[Breywood]

I prefer spending my time at home. I enjoy listening to my old SID, S3M and MID files for music. I also dislike most movies. If that doesn't qualify me as weird, I don't know what does. Harmless, but certainly weird.

 

[funguy2121]

Define weird any way you like. I am a nut. Like, I have often suspected that I am quite litteraly insane. I'm not, of course, but I can make any topic seem awful, I can grin like the smilers from doctor who and thier counterparts, (look it up, it's a damn good show,) and I often contemplate how someone would look if they had a knife shoved through thier skull. Also, I randomly dance about, am prone to talking to myself, interrupt conversations with random off topic rants, and I can neck fart. Litteraly. Read that sentence again. I can neck fart. If you can do that, I will be proud to welcome in a new member to the neck farting club. Oh, and I mean neck farting the same way you arm fart. Except with your neck. Real, farty noises, people.

EDIT: A lot of people seem to be choosing the hitler option. Cue suicide.

They recently converted it over here in the States. It's being produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and it's called Dr. Huh?

You are not weird. You are a teenager. El Shaddai is weird.