Poll: Are you weird?

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joshuaayt

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I picked the torture option. I'll take tickle torture, if you don't mind- shit must be pleasant.

...Anyway, I don't know. I am me. Ask someone who knows me, though I'll only ever be weird relative to their own perception of the norm. So, like, I'd be a pretty weird guy to someone from the 50's, with my open-mindedness and lady figure, but to someone more contemporary? Who knows?
 

Dr Snakeman

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martin said:
You seem like you'd be a bit annoying to be around.
I was just thinking that.

I picked the weird, sadist answer. You want to find and torture me, OP? Bring it the hell on!

I'll be waiting...
 

ShotgunZombie

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weker said:
If your not weird I don't think your taking life by the kahoneays enough.
Weird means you show how you think to other people rather then hiding it away.
It's like how people say hiding your "true self" to closet homosexuals but with strangeness :D
It's "Cohones" not kahonaja-blah-blah-whatever also it's "If you're..." not "If your..." but back on topic. I'm not weird, I just think I am... Wait, is being a dangerous psychopath the same as being weird?
 

Pyrofirestrike

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Weirdest one in my family. Pretty sure I have undiagnosed mental issues. Here however, it seems that weird is the norm. Which is awesome.
 

Aprilgold

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EVERYBODY WEIRD, LETS DO THE WEIRD DANCE! *dances for several hours then sleeps.*
 

6_Qubed

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I am the world's only truly normal person.

Yup. Take a good look. THIS IS WHAT NORMAL LOOKS LIKE YOU FREAKS
 

thefrizzlefry

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We're all weird to some extent - I mean, I'm the only person I know who can groove on both Death and They Might Be Giants and I constantly dress like I just walked out of 1995, so yeah. We all have our own little quirks.
 

XzarTheMad

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I find that "weird" as a positive characteristic is usually applied by 13-year olds to themselves, especially online, in an attempt to seem more interesting. Hell, I've gone through a similar period myself when I was 13, but thankfully I grew out of it.

No, I am not weird. Weird is not the same as "unique" or "special because I'm me". Weird does not mean "excenntric yet lovable" (and for that matter, the people who claim the hardest to be eccentric are often the ones furthest away from being it), nor does it mean "exotic and daring". It means odd. An outsider. Someone with whom you do not want to associate. A weird person does not flaunt their weirdness, they live it, and usually they are rather insane.

Any person trying to claim themselves as "weird" are probably lacking some self-esteem, or some attention, or both. Which fits in perfectly with the 13-year old demographic. We're all very, very similar. Your hobbies, or your personal quirks, does not define you. You do not say that the odd habbit of always eating a marmite sandwich on sunday defines your life. Yes, it's quirky, but what defines you is your job, your marital status, your social aptitude, your demeanor. And in order to be considered "weird", you'd have to act it.

Nothing about my hobbies, my lifestyle, my attire, my friends, family, social status or income makes me weird. And I can almost guarantee that none of the people in this thread are truly "weird". And, I'm pretty sure that if you WERE weird, you'd wish you weren't.
 

Dr. Danger

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"You are not special. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same organic, decaying matter as everything else."
Tyler Durden

I'm getting a little weary of all the "Look at how kooky I am" threads. I'm normal as are 98% of the posters on the Escapist.
 

freakydan

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Talking about how weird you are is like a guy talking about the size of his man-bits. The bigger he says it is, the smaller they probably are.

In other words, if you run around saying "ZOMG CHECK OUT HOW WEIRD I AM! BOOP BOOP BOOP! NO ONE IS WEIRDER THAN ME!", you probably aren't half as weird as you make yourself out to be. The weird kids don't draw attention to it.
 

Grell Sutcliff

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I neck farted a couple of times by accident.
I do consider my self weird when compared to the rest of the disgustingly stupid public and I'm very glad I'm not like them.
 

katsumoto03

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I can't really say for myself. I'm just me. Weird is a label people give to each other to hold some weak form of false superiority.
 

Doclector

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I'm completely out of my mind. And they're coming to take me away, ha ha, they're coming to take me away ha ha, to the funny farm where life is wonderful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean White coats they're coming to take me away,

HA HA!

I have been known to swear death upon people who prefer the Dawn of the dead remake to the original, twi-hards, black ops players who don't know who the cast of "call of the dead" are, and kindle users. I make jokes about serial killings, to say my sense of humour is morbid would be about as much as an understatement as "the last aliens versus predator game's online was a bit disapointing". I can also twist my right leg 180 degrees, fit my entire fist in my mouth, and lick my own elbow, a feat supposedly impossible, HA TAKE THAT SCIENCE!

I'm the guy you hear manically laughing down the mic on online shooters. I'm the guy who sings bananaphone whilst while watching 28 days later, I'm the guy your parents warned you about, I'm the guy who will steal your book, sniff it, then give it back to you, then follow you home using the scent, although I have ended up at a library a few times.

I think I made my point.
 

Phishfood

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Who wants to be normal anyway? there are LOADS of normal people. Screw that.

Left sock + Spider Kneecap = The fuck. LEARN!
 

Tzekelkan

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You do realize +50% chose the "Yes" option? And that's without counting the retarded poll options.

I really dislike people that consider themselves "weird" or "crazy". Sure, you can neck fart, how wacky, right? No. It's not a big deal. I don't care that you're so "random" or you cry "MOOO" every five minutes. It's not that weird, and it never will be.

Anything you do, have done or will ever done, has already been done by countless people before you. You're not special in any way. 50% of the human population cannot be "weird" because then nobody would be weird.

Also, stop calling yourself weird as a quality you have. It makes you sound arrogant and annoying, and not at all weird. If you were truly weird, you wouldn't know it, like being insane.