See, I'd agree if the dog was from a Japanese game. As it stands, only the crab's emotions come into play.Kopikatsu said:
Crab wins by virtue of being a Japanese giant crab.
Poll: CoD Dog vs Giant Enemy Crab
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Crab wins by virtue of being a Japanese giant crab.
Uh, guys, come on. The Crab Wins.
You should all know how Crab Battles [http://youtu.be/8mHKHKR8x6A] turn out. Not even Snake can best one of these buggers.
You should all know how Crab Battles [http://youtu.be/8mHKHKR8x6A] turn out. Not even Snake can best one of these buggers.
I wish I could find the clip from Batman Beyond where a regular dog goes paw to paw with a giant mutated monstrosity that was a dog, armed only with teeth, claws, the desire for vengeance because dog fighting is bad, and moxy. Ace didn't have military training!Shoggoth2588 said:
If the dog is to operate by western rules and can use any military equipment a dog can use, then he can use anything. That dog can drive a tank! Hooray for shit movies!
Going with the dog.
a-HA!xPixelatedx said:
Well. Since dogs can only eat the crab after it has been prepared and a dog doesn't have the opposable thumbs required to do so, the crab must win.
The giant crab will eat anything. Well, maybe not another giant crab. But it will eat a dog with some military training.
Probably the crab. If it can survive having both of its claws smashed off by an angry black man who wields a pillar of stone as a weapon, it can survive a dog, no matter how much TV the dog has.
Hmm. I have to say, I'm impressed by the crab's surprising capacity for emotion. And military training. Besides, the only category CodDog really has going for him is emotion, and most of that emotion will be come from his inevitable death so....I'm gonna have to go with the Giant Enemy Crab on this one. Unless of course, CodDog manages to attack it's weak point for massive damage.
Well the CoD Dog doesn't have the experience of fighting in famous battles which actually took place in ancient Japan like the Giant Enemy Crab does.
But then again Giant Enemy Crab doesn't have emotions, and emotions is power. Tough one to call.
But then again Giant Enemy Crab doesn't have emotions, and emotions is power. Tough one to call.
That and I'm also wondering how Giant Enemy Crab got so much military training.Lilani said:
But ya, I'm going with the one that's the size of a small city and could step on the other by accident without even realizing, I mean what exactly is the dog going to do to the crab anyway?
Giant enemy crab would try to claw the dog, the dog would evade, the dog would bite the giant crab, breaking its teeth on the hard chitinous shell, and while it was dazed from that the giant crab would snatch him up, clip the dog in twain, and start eating the gooey insides of CoD dog.
Obligatory awkward mudcrab conversation video!The_Lost_King said:
OT: My vote goes to the Giant Enemy Crab for no reason other than: Fuck Microsoft!
As we all know, polygons is emotions. Since emotions is polygons and polygons is emotions. Since polygons is emotions, and books using believable plots is not emotions and may as well be fiction, then we can conclude that we do not require a believable plotline for a quality, high definition story. With more polygons and higher definitions meaning more emotion, the giant enemy crab, with fewer emotions that the dog, is clearly at a significant disadvantage. The dog will win every time.
