Poll: CoD Dog vs Giant Enemy Crab
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Definitely the enemy crab, who has the benefit of a terrible in-game camera to make him very difficult to hit. About 60% of the enemies I took out in that game were standing off-screen when I fought them.
But the dog PWNS the giant enemy crab in the agility and emotional appeal categories.Shinsei-J said:
APPEAL TO YOUR EMOTIONS AND LET THE POOR FUZZY WUDDLY PUPPY WIN, DAMMIT!
Considering that the size of the crab, I don't think the dog even has a chance of getting throught it's shell.
It's like trying to destroy a planet with a sewing needle.
It's like trying to destroy a planet with a sewing needle.
I was going to go with Giant enemy crab, mainly due to the fact that it's a giant enemy crab, but at the last minuet have changed to COD dog. Why? Because of two important stats; namely, catastrophic level of unveiling, and emotion. COD dog is a very emotional puppy, and the fact that his unveiling went so badly will only seek to enrage him. The Crab meanwhile doesn't care. As such, COD dog will attack with gusto, leaving giant enemy crab powerless to stop him (especially once it gets on the crab's back, then he's fucked).
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Capatcha: bigger in Texas; possible explination for the dog's point in being a giant enemy crab?
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For your second ever post on the escapist, that's fantastic.omegaweopon said:
Capatcha: bigger in Texas; possible explination for the dog's point in being a giant enemy crab?
That was beautiful, just beautiful.omegaweopon said:
Robot Number V said:
The 'Giant Enemy Crab' does have emotions, it is ANGRY, very ANGRY! That's where it's emotion points come from. [small]It is likely peeved that people didn't like the PS3 E3 conference of 2006[/small].Hazy992 said:
Damnit, I forgot about perks... See everyone? The dog has a real chance now! Speaking of perks, you think he can carry a knife in his mouth? It could go something like this:fix-the-spade said:
Clearly with the David Cage school of thought, the dog wins:
If polygons is emotions than by association emotions is polygons, and everyone knows that you need more power to make more polygons, therefore the dog wins because he has more emotions to make more polygons which give him power.
If polygons is emotions than by association emotions is polygons, and everyone knows that you need more power to make more polygons, therefore the dog wins because he has more emotions to make more polygons which give him power.
My first thought as well. If Snake can't handle it, it's bad. Very bad. (Damn cave demons...)HarlequinGrey said:
They each enter the ring, the dog tries to sniff for drugs and explosives, unsure of what exactly is happening, the giant crab unleashes a... whatever noise giant crabs make!, scuttles close to the dog, the dog barks, attempts to bite the crabs chitinous legs and is swiftly shaken off, the crab swings it's hefty claw, striking the perplexed dog and dazing it, seizing opportunity the crab snips the dog in twain and feasts on his gooey insides.
The winner is Giant Enemy Crab. The dog had emotion and agility, but without being of anime origins those emotions only mean it has more polygons, and polygons do not equate to power in western games, it just can't match the giant enemy crabs impenetrable carapace and a single blow from the crab proved to be it's undoing. Speed and emotion can only do so much against a giant pissed off crab.
The winner is Giant Enemy Crab. The dog had emotion and agility, but without being of anime origins those emotions only mean it has more polygons, and polygons do not equate to power in western games, it just can't match the giant enemy crabs impenetrable carapace and a single blow from the crab proved to be it's undoing. Speed and emotion can only do so much against a giant pissed off crab.
