you figured out deaths riddle and are now immortalJim Grim said:But what if how when and where you die are inextricably linked? Like if you get run over by the 2:00pm train as it leaves central station?
they arent wishes, they're gifts. I dont think your new buddy death will be so giving if you try to abuse your friendship.interspark said:i would die on an exbidition to an untouched corner of the Earth (or perhaps some other planet) and die trying (and perhaps suceeding) to make a better world for our planets animals!
there's a pretty obvious loophole in this thread, what's to stop us from wishing to die at the end of time itself? thus making us invinsible and, to a certain extent, imortal!
but, why would he give you that? the only reason he let you chose is because you befriended him.clockout said:I would pick to die when I have killed death himself.
Clarification: unless there is an afterlife, yes. Since there is no evidence of an unavoidable end.ThatLankyBastard said:You'd rather suffer until the unavoidable end than die a quick painless death?zehydra said:I for one would rather be suffering than dead.ThatLankyBastard said:Is that a loophole? What if you are the last person alive? What if your flash-frozen for all eternity? By choosing to die at the end of time, you could be spending millions of years in terrible suffering or barely alive at all!interspark said:there's a pretty obvious loophole in this thread, what's to stop us from wishing to die at the end of time itself? thus making us invinsible and, to a certain extent, imortal!
Well THANK YOU VERY MUCH! Now you are going to usher in the zombie apocolypse just that much faster.ThatLankyBastard said:I think I'd go with How I would die...
I'd die protecting those I love...
FROM ZOMBIES!!!
By exhaustion via a crazy sex and great music orgy...ThatLankyBastard said:Lets say you've befriended Death... He gives you 3 choices...
You can choose WHEN you die...
You can choose HOW you die...
You can choose WHERE you die...
So which would you choose? And Why?
EDIT: A lot of people seem to think that they can cheat Death by going for something outlandish like, "I'll die when pigs fly!" and other crap like that... Lets just say that Death wouldn't approve of your abuse of his friendship, so he'd try extra hard to get you (maybe to the point where pigs start growing wings)...
I was waiting for somebody to pick up on that...SpiderHam666 said:Well THANK YOU VERY MUCH! Now you are going to usher in the zombie apocolypse just that much faster.ThatLankyBastard said:I think I'd go with How I would die...
I'd die protecting those I love...
FROM ZOMBIES!!!
you would have to specify which kind of money and the condition in which your friends/ wife/ daughter are in because they could be zombies and you could be surrounded by pennies, or they could be waiting to rob you or kill each other or some other scenario so it could still be an unhappy deathJoJoDeathunter said:I would choose "how", as this could be exploited as to give myself a very satifactory life:
e.g. "Die in old age in my mansion in arms of my ever beautiful and faithful wife, with my loving daughter also by my side, surrounded by my numerous good friends and my piles of money".
A COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!ThatLankyBastard said:I was waiting for somebody to pick up on that...SpiderHam666 said:Well THANK YOU VERY MUCH! Now you are going to usher in the zombie apocolypse just that much faster.ThatLankyBastard said:I think I'd go with How I would die...
I'd die protecting those I love...
FROM ZOMBIES!!!
Here's a cookie!