Poll: First Kiss.

[christhe1der]

I was 14... we were at a party, and everybody was making fun of us because we were "that new couple". She asked me to come down to the basement so she could "talk to me" for a minute... she put her hands on my shoulders, and asked me what I was thinking. I told her I was worrying that I didn't know how to kiss her. Suffice it to say, she assuaged my fears.

 

[LewsTherin]

16 and no luck. Damn you friend zone.

 

[Galigain]

i was 10 she was 12. doctor...is...the...best...game...eva

 

[Shapsters]

not had mine yet X3

"surely not!" i hear you all cry, but its true i havent even held hands with anyone yet

ah well, c'est la vie

I am the same, you are not alone!

I prefer the opposite sex from a distance, at least, that is my excuse.

 

[Paragon Fury]

Haven't had one. Nor I have even been on a date.

Or near a girl in about 7 years.

Its lonely out here in the sticks.

 

[deadaim6]

16 and no luck. Damn you friend zone.

Amen to that.

 

[Hoxton]

-snip-

Ain't it a bit late to make poll alterations?

 

[Valiance]

With the few girls I've been with, I recall my first kiss with all of them, and they were all terrible.

 

[GackleBlax]

My first kiss was terrible, I didn't want it and I had to shove her off, she was really gross. She smelled like B.O., had a self-esteem complex, didn't play video games, was covered in zits and dressed like a slut. The worst part, was after I shoved her off, she appeared to have not noticed my shove, and tried to lunge back onto me. She never even opened her eyes, I ended up having to run away.

^That sir, is hilarious. Nice avatar too.

I'm 15 years old and haven't had a kiss. I remember how I used to get uncomfortable when that question came up in school and around classmates, pretty sure I lied once or twice. Now I just laugh when someone poses the question. Me, kissing, oh the hilarity.

I find that it is a much better response then lying too.

I admire your honesty.
I'm a virgin.
Why? they ask.

Because I'm god and they are all my children.

 

[GackleBlax]

Mine was about a month ago to my girl.

We basically met on Facebook. She just saw my pic and wanted to go out with me, because she thought I was handsome. (I don't.)

So, about a month and a half after we meet, we finally go out on a date. And we go see Star Trek. And about the time Kirk lands on the planet of Old Spock or whatever... Yeah. We made out during Star Trek.

In other news I'm 16.

What could have made that night better?
Star Trek, make out session.
Did you happen to eat any cake?

No. Maybe Ice cream when I got home though.

WIN.

 

[GackleBlax]

Wanna yiff? ROFL

Sorry...what's "yiff" mean?

To have sex with an animal. Sick fuckers who are so desperate they screw their dog etc.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Yiff

No, see you got it all wrong....

You aren't in on the inside joke, my name is ExaltedK9 you see...

I got that. I know the name, which is why I made the yiffing comment because your name is ExaltedK9.

 

[The Shade]

Interestingly, just as I began skimming this thread, the song "One" by Three Dog Night started playing.

How appropriate...

 

[Stryc9]

I was 16 and it was in the lunch room at my high school. It was in the morning right after the bell rang to head to class. She started it (what? I like aggressive chicks) and we were starting to get into it when her choir teacher walked through the lunchroom on the way to his class, smiled right at me and patted me on the back. Never forget that as long as I live.

 

[deletemeplease107]

I think its funny how i can get my friends to get naked for me (nothing else to it)
and ive never had my first kiss
urgh...

 

[superspartan004]

I'm 16 and no kiss yet

I have my first date next week though, but I don't expect a kiss out of it, She's cute so I hope I don't screw up.

It has also given me a weird feeling of excitedness and nervousness at the same time which makes my stomach churn.

 

[King_Paco]

I kissed loads of girls when I was 4 to about 7, but I don't count them. My first kiss was with my current girlfriend. We were sat on her bed just talking... and I leaned in to kiss her. Was nice.

I actually think kissing is overrated. It's nice, and I think I'll remember it forever, but still...

I'm in love with her, I take her for granted and only when I'm away from her to I realise that I miss her so much. But I actually think love is a little overrated too... and sex... and women... and games... and TV... and... the Earth... and everything... everything ever...

Nah, just joking. But you get over your first kiss pretty soon, the same as losing your virginity. I did, at least. I was alone for AGES and thought that getting a girlfriend would change EVERYTHING, but it doesn't. Well, not your personality, anyway. It did change my life though.

I have no idea where I'm going with this. I think my point is that simple things like holding hands and kissing is, unfortunately, something you get over and take for granted pretty easily. Only when you lose those things do you realise how good they are.

So, I guess what I'm saying is... try not to take them for granted. Being in love is one of the best experiences of your life, and I think it can beat anything out there, even a truly awesome game!

I feel special to have shared my first kiss with my current girlfriend that I love more than anything in the world.

man idk what you're talking about

lol, i was 14 and we had been dating for 3 days.

we we're at an elementary school, and all my friends were there, and they
decided to cheer me on to kiss her.

I was really nervous too..

but it turned out to be amazing. Sparks flew, and all that good shit.

well i guess the first kiss is supposed to be a peck or something simple.. but we
went out into a full out make out. right there in front of all my friendss. I felt so cool ahaha

we then dated for 3 months.. i was in love with that girl. every kiss and every moment with her was amazing.

than she dumped me.

over all it was great.. took me a while to get over her though..

 

[GackleBlax]

I'm 20 and still haven't had mine.....makes me sad some days

Hookers.

 

[AnGeL.SLayer]

My first kiss, I was around 7 and was dating the boy down the street lol We where under his picnic table and had dragged one of those little kiddy swimming pools under to lay in. We kissed and I made the mistake of telling my parents. lol I got the whole was it open mouth, on the lips or on the cheek oral. lol thats also around when I stopped telling my parents things. I still remember his name as well. Good times.


^_^

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

Didn't have mine yet. (sigh)

 

[bob-2000]

not had mine yet X3

"surely not!" i hear you all cry, but its true i havent even held hands with anyone yet

ah well, c'est la vie

Same, sadly.

Working on it, though.

Same here